[Closed] Steak and BJ Day

I'm at work until 3pm tomorrow 🙁

No worries Mrs Tacopowell says she's officially moving it to the 15th!
Winning!

I've missed out!

Just had turkey.

she says mine will be ready after tonights bike ride

I'm having mine while you are out on tonights ride 8)

Spag Bol for me. Does that mean double helpings of the other? 😀

Wife just texted me to say she has picked up a steak on her way home......

I'm having gammon. Says it all really 🙁

With the low-rent option of gammon you only qualify for HJ not BJ

I thought today was Pi day?

Oh well, cold pizza and the vacuum cleaner it is.....

Serious question...in what way is "Steak and BJ Day" different to any other day?

Just showed this to the missus. I had a steak slice and mash for dinner, trying to convince her it counts!

I'll take whatever is available, im not fussy.

Its veg and an@l day tommorrow.....

I cooked my own dinner and will be servicing myself later.

I'll take whatever is available, im not fussy.

Try not to cry too much whilst eating your corned beef sandwich and having a go with the left instead of the right! 😉

If its any consolation, I'll have to cook my own steak tonight if I want it, GF can't really do much right now with a broken collarbone.

Bah Mrs gordimhor is away for a week visiting family and no sign of steak anywhere 😛

Make sure one's rare and the other well done chaps 😉

GF can't really do much right now with a broken collarbone.

She can't do much but I reckon she can do that.

Lucky you. It's Salad and Cunnilingus Day tonight in our house 😕

I've missed out!

Just had turkey.

Gobble gobble gobbble....

ewwwww, salad 😯

Forgot to ask, what sauce are you having with your steak?

Steak and BJ Day you say?

Cant wait to see the special Google Logo in celebration!

Just had the steak 8) Sauce? Dinosaur BBQ! With spicy wedges... Now for the next bit!

I never look forward to 14th March. Hate giving bj's.

simply_oli_y - Member
Just had the steak Sauce? Dinosaur BBQ! With spicy wedges... Now for the next bit!

This thread is just fine WITHOUT pictures, thanks.

Tesco meal for one here.

Says it all really....

I'm having this http://www.subway.co.uk/menu/subs/classic/steak-cheese.aspx

Roast chicken legs for me... Didn't bode well...

Tom83 - MemberJust showed this to the missus. I had a steak slice and mash for dinner, trying to convince her it counts!

If thats what happened to the steak id be careful asking for the other - diced and wrapped in pastry too? :-O

Make sure one's rare and the other well done chaps

Yep BJ rare and steak well done in my house!

Now vegetarians, try telling me meat doesn't have it's benefits!

April 14th is flash grenades and chocolate mouse day.

Told the missus I'll repay the favour with fish and muff diving day tomorrow...I like to kill two birds with one stone

weetabix and a wa*k for me

Mrs B suggested going to harvester for steak.
She didn't understand the BJ bit until I explained and said we wouldn't be able in the harvester 😆

Bike ride - done
Dinner - done
Pudding and cuppa - done
Mrs Gixer - done her part of the deal 😆
One happy Gixer -done

Surprised clintons don't have a card for such a day 😀

Fillet and fellatio or rump and a quick jump

BJ....it's not Christmas you know

Think I'll do well to manage a bag of beef hula hoops and a hand shandy...

Gixer - no-one likes a show off 😉

Salmon and a dirty Sanchez for me, but it's my own fault for importing my women from overseas.

I had to explain to my good lady that it was a bit like Mothers day but with more meat

Quiche and disappointment day here. 😐

What if you are in a same sex relationship? Thats ALOT of steak and meat

For some crazy reason she thought she could have steak too... Not with the amount of mustard she puts on it :-/ ouch!

Why steak though? Surely pineapple is where its at.

Surprised clintons don't have a card for such a day

Clever and funny. Well done that man.

😆

Casserole and cunnilingus day is 14 August, btw.

Hah, told my missus it was Steak and BJ day last night - her reply "how about Pork chops and a cuddle instead"

Bah...

Showed my wife this late last night when I got in from work and woke her up. Suggested it could be postponed till today! Can't show reply due to swear filter 🙁

I asked for the BJ... Steak and Broken Jaw day apparently!

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Arse! Late to the party again, does it work retrospectively and can I apply interest?

I casually dropped "Do you know what today is?" In to a conversation yesterday.

An eyebrow was raised.

Tuna steak and salad for tea. (Well all hope is not lost, I thought. It's still a steak)

Then on to "afters". *

* We've been married for 17 years. What do you think happened? As far as cuddles go, it wasn't all bad.

What if you are in a same sex relationship?

Burger and bum fun?

If you make things a 'day' then Shirley you're restricting to that 'day' when these things will happen. I mean 'pie day' 'steak and bj day' what's next 'going for a pint day'? 'Having a damn good dump day'?
If you do it right every day could be a 'day'... even casserole and cunnilingus day..

@ khani

So are you suggesting everyday should be steak and BJ day?

I like your thinking!

What a miserable lot some of your partners are. If i want a blowjob, i just ask for one. Often don't even have to ask.

Very strange.

Joe - Member
What a miserable lot some of your partners are. If i want a blowjob, i just ask for one. Often don't even have to ask.

Very strange.

You are Ron Jeremy and I claim my £5.

[i]If i want a blowjob, i just ask for one.[/i]

*makes note not to sit next to Joe on a train*

lol @ wwaswas

If I want a bj I ask for one

So do I. Trouble is that by asking for a bj every time I want one, my wife doesn't realise I actually want one and instead thinks it's a mildly humorous tourettes tick.

So are you suggesting everyday should be steak and BJ day