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 DT78
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My stag sounds pretty tame -

Dress him up as the Stig

Yep that's what happened to me, I actually quite enjoyed it and I'm known for not wanting to dressup for fancy dress or anything. Did a bit of offroad gokarting and some hovercrafting, mountain biking and little bit of drinking

Apparently they discussed trying a school girl outfit but as there was only 18 of them they didn't think they could try it on without significant casualties


 
Posted : 05/11/2010 12:29 am
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Sorry can't help really. My do involved hiring a house in Kinloch Rannoch and drinking the pub over the road dry.

There were plans afoot to throw me in the loch - the plans were downgraded to throwing me in the wee pool at the end of the village 'cos it was closer, but even that genteel scheme was abandoned by 4 am, when I was the only one left standing... Pissheads.


 
Posted : 05/11/2010 12:36 am
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Does anyone seriously find that stuff amusing?


 
Posted : 05/11/2010 12:40 am
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Posted : 05/11/2010 12:45 am
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I think it sounds like a pile of complete puerile bollox carried out my total brainless cretins - personally


 
Posted : 05/11/2010 12:48 am
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Maybe after 17 pints.... 😳


 
Posted : 05/11/2010 12:49 am
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I like you iDave.


 
Posted : 05/11/2010 12:50 am
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I'll invite you to my stag do then Mol. If I ever have another one.


 
Posted : 05/11/2010 12:52 am
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A mate of mine lived in a bungalow on a farm. All night he was wandering what was going to happen but we didn't do anything. We took him home and after he fell on the sofa completely passed out we took all the clocks and his watch and put them in a cupboard. We then preceded to stack bales of hay outside all the windows so when he did wake up it still seemed dark.

His now wife wasn't too happy when he literally got dragged to the church in what he had on the night before. We did have his clothes in the car ready.

Possibly not a stag do prank but still a good laugh though


 
Posted : 05/11/2010 12:54 am
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"Does anyone seriously find that stuff amusing?"

Apparently........ though I'll be f****d if I know why anybody involved enjoys it. Unless it's some kind of perverse power trip thing.


 
Posted : 05/11/2010 12:55 am
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Well unless Papa_Lazarou can be my [i]best[/i]man, I think I'm with iDave and molgrips on this one.


 
Posted : 05/11/2010 1:09 am
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aye, you boys are right. lets just head to the pub and have a pint of maturity...harmless banter, no? of the stag-dos i've been on no one has been upset by the banter or pranks.


 
Posted : 05/11/2010 1:28 am
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Well thankfully we move in alternative worlds then...

I've yet to mature enough to enjoy some blokes shite or cock juice in my beer, or the enthusiastic handling of my genitals by pissed up hairy arsed knobjockeys

You enjoy your man-fun there Max.


 
Posted : 05/11/2010 1:44 am
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Weirdest one I heard is let him have a good night out pass out , someone then shoots off in a Durex and carefully position it in back passage, wait til the morning and see if he says anything 😉


 
Posted : 05/11/2010 9:46 am
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went on a stag do once and ended up in vegas, night started well... shots on the hotel rooftop and everything! woke up the next morning with a tiger in the bathroom and a baby. all very surreal. think mike tyson joined us at some point and there was this rediculously fit girl who seemed to like my dentist mate pulling his own tooth out.

in the end it all worked out out, and now i'm part of a wolfpack! 😀


 
Posted : 05/11/2010 9:59 am
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phil that must have left you with the surrealist hangover ever!


 
Posted : 05/11/2010 10:16 am
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The best I heard was a friend of a friend who got left 10 miles from home with a bike with no saddle and no clothes except a sock at about 2.00am.

A police car stopped him, when he told them about his plight they said very good sir, have a good night & drove off 🙂

Second best was a couple of guys spent all night under the bed on the wedding night not saying anything until the groom asked the bride what she wanted for breakfast & two voices piped up asking for a full english. I understand the bride was mighty pissed off 🙂


 
Posted : 05/11/2010 11:05 am
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If flights are involved, a penis enlarger and a bottle of water placed in the stag's hand luggage is quite effective.

"Did you pack this yourself sir?"


 
Posted : 05/11/2010 1:54 pm
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Am I alone in thinking that this sort of stag bullying is crappy and infantile?

No. I took my best man aside and told him if there was anything like this, I'd come for him with a blunt spoon. Given that Papa Lazarou attended my stag do, I'm quite glad I took that precauction as the only incident of note was due to my own stupidity. Once for another time though.


 
Posted : 05/11/2010 2:18 pm
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I've been on a stag where he wore a real ball and chain, his bride was not to pleased with his groin strain he gained whilst dragging it from pub to pub.
On another MTB Stag weekend, the Sunday ride, following a very drunk night, his camelbak was filled with stale milk, so when the extremely hungover stag needed some water after the first climb.....


 
Posted : 05/11/2010 2:23 pm
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Down a frisbee full of beer. Sounds easy but it's a tough one to drink out of and a proper sized one holds 2.5 pints. Yes, really!


 
Posted : 05/11/2010 3:37 pm
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Down a frisbee full of beer. Sounds easy but it's a tough one to drink out of and a proper sized one holds 2.5 pints. Yes, really!

THe real challenge s to do it through a straw 🙂


 
Posted : 05/11/2010 3:46 pm
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After he'd had a skinful We shaved our stag. Result was pretty funny. But it took ****ing ages,


 
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