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Bunnyhop - Member
Cougar - he won't know what a spurtle is.
He lost me at morris, nobody calls their kid 'morris' didn't you Brits call one of your lame old cars 'Morris' ?
Spurtle? Sounds like something Northern your kind elf'nsafety dude warned me about, then again that could be it? Northerners don't eat their young they psychologically destroy them by calling them Morris..
Spurtle is Spurt in Liverpoolese or Liverpudalien whatever you call that worse dialect in the world that makes ears bleed and cars jump up on bricks and shed all their wheels..
He's a northerner, so misheard Morris (Maurice) it's not his fault, we're all the same, it gets to you living up North, you know all these trails for riding your bike on - shouldn't be allowed.
Maybe he's a wassock 😉
So, so I can grasp it, would that be Morris as in Mo with hard o like in choc and riss, or Moe and Reese like in Witherspoon?
Where's the elfin dude when you need him?
Er in case you were wondering, yes, limp handshake and drink lite beer sorry dude