[Closed] Sorry, I just have to ask, who are you?

Ah - that would explain it. Maybe he didn't find a tranie down there and now he's upset??

Rachel

Apparently, I'm on my very own trainee trannie list. Now that is cool!

Yes, maybe he's stabbing at F5 in frustration trying to get the girl's bum to flash again 😕

I demand to be added to the list.

You Arse.

;O)

barnsleymitch - Member
Apparently, I'm on my very own trainee trannie list. Now that is cool!

You see derek, that's just it, Harley's definitely arent cool. I love 'em, but they're not cool. Buells, maybe. Cool, but very, very unreliable.

I think you're in there, mitch...

Best get the missus to knit me a predatory trannie outfit!

I can lend you some size 9 heels if you want - any bigger I'll have to ask a friend...

Rachel. I'm torn between arousal and fear! 😉

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Cool Harley

When you're ready Mitch you could always visit my friend [url= http://www.missvera.com ]Miss Vera[/url]

Sorry Derek, but that looks like it came from Aldi - you're heading for "The List"

That would be a Rotax derek. Built under license for the U.S army. Load of old s***e. 😀

My adverts are all for "Pedro Poddy's sexy dating agency and massage parlour".
But that's cos I've been googling "sexy + massage + Poddy"....

DrP

Quality stw thread. Good effort derek but you're so far out of your depth inflatable held and a basque wouldn't help you. The funny thing is you don't know it yet...... But you will in a few months time when you look back. 😉 welcome btw

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hello,

my names phil, i'm enthusiastic and its rare my contributions are overly sensible - often consisting of images and/or bad recycled in-jokes. if they are sensible its in response to a sensible thread that requires empathy, honesty and proper advice. i organise big forum rides and the 3rd one is today, the past 2 rides i've organised have had over 100 STW members turn up in total.

the only advice i can give you is to watch out for barnsleymitch, he'll end up at your door in a knitted french maid outfit with a chicken under one arm and a frost bitten white towel under the other.

welcome x

Even though you cant see me phil, I want you to know that right now, I'm shaking my fist at you in a 1970's Reg Varney / On the buses stylee!

Hello
My names Dan, some people call me Zoolander and some people call me Bob.
Incedentally I have a friend who may have some size 10 high heels.
Also my cat just fell of the bed and it was quite amusing.
My adverts are Uber dull

I'm your mum.. stop stalking me online.. I've told you about it before Derek..

I can't marry you 'cos I'm your mum.. Don't you think it's time that you went out and met some girls of your own age..?

Nothing but ING. Nothing else. Just ING. All the time. ING.

ING Direct savings and Audi cars .....I am a marketing man's dream,middle class, middle aged ,middle income ,middle of the road STWer

Yeah ING
And the occasional mtb school ad, my clever iPhone has been on rides with me and has clearly worked out that I'm crap at riding and in need of lessons.

hey b'mitch!

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I'm a dog. Wuff. Still get Ing ads though...

So today pepper berry has designed stuff with my boobs in mind...

This gets worrying, thanks all for the welcome.

Erm there's just one thing, I don't always 'get' Northern speak.. this phrase from deepredave.

"inflatable held and a basque" is that some Northern Mining expression us Southern Softie none miners don't get? 😕

I even googleyed it, it talks about somewhere in Northern Spain being blown up, terrorists I guess.

I didn't realise I'd have to also learn a new language to be here...

All very intimidating.

I'm not on the list. Does that mean I'm not allowed in? 🙁

I'm in the uncool list? I had a number of chart hits in the 1970s, including the best Christmas song ever, better even than Slade, or Cliff Richard's.

I'm not on the list. Does that mean I'm not allowed in?

I'm really called Susan and a petite blonde. I do rather like mountain bikes though although some of the boys on here can be bit crude, it's a lovely place to visit

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CountZero - Member
I'm not on the list. Does that mean I'm not allowed in?

No dude being on "the list' as it stands at the moment is not a good thing, it wasn't/isn't finished I updated it a bit and I will switch people around if they do cool stuff, that Phil Consequence did organise a ride so he could be redeemed, maybe go to some charisma restoration centre, I'm new these are all immediate assumptions, I could be wrong, but I won't be they did all openly admit to shopping for cycle gear in Aldi which is definitely not cool, so I put them on the uncool list, so i don't get caught hanging out with them or anything that might make me catch uncoolness..

Here is a bit of an updated version

Cool
Derek Rides

Uncool
philconsequence
domwells27
don simon
nbt
Taff
greggparker9
TandemJeremy
Jamie
kudos100
dufresneorama
chvck
ski
peath
swoosh
namastebuzz
Handsomedog
disco_stu
LoCo
GlitterGary
Dezb
slackin101
Rubber_Buccaneer
SD-253
mastineo
lipseal
KINGTUT
D0NK
zbonty
damitamit
ourmaninthenorth
honourablegeorge
worldrallyteam
Brake-neck
10pmix
schnor
Coleman
dawson
smell_it
Duggan
midlifecrashes
allthepies
cynic-al
spooky b329
Flashy(Dorothy)
fasthaggis
Nick
Edric 64
MoreCashThanDash
mav12
MussEd
edhornby
druidh
jojoA1

Undecided

Everyone else

GlitterGary - Member
I'm in the uncool list? I had a number of chart hits in the 1970s, including the best Christmas song ever, better even than Slade, or Cliff Richard's.

Dude you did, i was your greatest fan, you live down the road from me, but er that stuff you did in vietnam dude, not judging or anything but, not entirely cool.

I've always been undecided 😕

Sorry Derek, my inflatable error was more typo than northern hard talk. As inflatable errors go that doesn't even make my top 5. I think you're in danger of becoming stw's own Jeremy Clarkson ie your uncool becomes the new cool. You're not the Derek from Big Brother are you?

getting back to the advert thing, on STW I see lots of ads for women's clothes*, but on youtube I see ads for dealxtreme.

Is there an exclusive-or filter ie you see ads for stuff which isn't to do with the website ?

*my wife uses this computer. for browsing dealxtreme, obviously.

I'm in the uncool list? I had a number of chart hits in the 1970s, including the best Christmas song ever, better even than Slade, or Cliff Richard's

I am less cool than anyone else on here.

I must admit to being a bit baffled by you single speed dudes, can't be categorised as uncool for that, not like those fixie types.. I was at a show in Germany once and in another part of the exhibition there were a bunch of fixies types trying to do tricks, jumps and things, they were all Brits from Lunnon, none of them were sticking the tricks they were crashing and piling in left and right, one of those times I'm glad to be American not Brit (Germans can't tell the difference, out there I'm Chuck and come from Texas). Fixie riders are definitely uncool, so Single Speed dudes are in danger of uncool by association to the casual observer all very embarrassing.

I must admit to being a bit baffled by you single speed dudes, can't be categorised as uncool for that, not like those fixie types.. I was at a show in Germany once and in another part of the exhibition there were a bunch of fixies types trying to do tricks, jumps and things, they were all Brits from Lunnon, none of them were sticking the tricks they were crashing and piling in left and right, one of those times I'm glad to be American not Brit (Germans can't tell the difference, out there I'm Chuck and come from Texas). Fixie riders are definitely uncool, so Single Speed dudes are in danger of uncool by association to the casual observer all very embarrassing.

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Do not lump me in with everyone else, they smell 😐

Some people call me Morris, but you can call me Al.

I made millions in Biltong in the 80's, but lost it all in Swedish copper in the 90s. These days I operate as a soldier of fortune, when the odds are against you and if you can find me.

I enjoy downhill unicycling, extreme ironing, and owl stretching. (Not at the same time, that would be silly). I own a vast collection of spoons, including a rare medieval spurtle.

I used to bullsye womprats in my T16 back home. I qualified for the British triple-jump team in the Seoul Olympics, but had to withdraw due to a complicated earlobe injury. I don't like to talk about it.

I told Bill Gates that he'd need more than 640k, but he wouldn't listen. I once gave acting tips to Ron Jeremy, during my time as a stunt double. I'm qualified to pilot passenger aircraft. I've never owned a trampoline.

Some say I'm the Stig. The truth is that I simply fill in for the Stig on the difficult bits.

I'm not deaf, dumb or blind, but I sure play a mean pinball.

One of the above statements may be true.

No ads to speak of here, Google and me aren't speaking.

I've always been undecided

You sure about that?

Cougar - he won't know what a spurtle is.

I'm unbelievably cool, but a trendsetter. Don't get adverts being a 'P'.