[Closed] Somewhere a sub-editor is sniggering.

😀

I was going to get my Chopper out for that ride.

IGMC

[i]a 65-year-old from Faversham, who told KentOnline at the time: "I'm not riding, but I'm enjoying being here with nothing on. And I like to look at the girls."[/i]

😐 sorry, actually 😆

Those sort of rides are all about bums on seats.

I noticed none of those photos include helmets.

The use of police resources in this way is borderline insane.

The police are only there to increase the helmet ratio. 😉

"You will cover up if you become aroused"
How will they be able to tell that on the ladies?
There will be ladies won't there?

MAMNILs

"You will cover up if you become aroused"
How will they be able to tell that on the ladies?

Random inspections?

No (Cove) Stiffees allowed then?

Nor Handjobs it would seem.

How will they be able to tell that on the ladies?

Extended cable guide nipples, I should think.

By far the best comment:

bw87 wrote:
Reminds me of Swiss Toni on The Fast Show:

"You know Paul, going for a naked bike ride is rather like making love to a beautiful woman. First, make sure your gears are clear of grit and grime - ensure they're operating correctly and if required, grease them up. Don't set off with a dirty helmet.

"When you're sure she's ready to ride, wipe the saddle, hop on an start peddling. Keep a firm grip on the handle bars at all times. Just remember, the faster you pedal, the faster you reach your destination - better to work the gears appropriately for a relaxed arrival.

"Once you've arrived, hop off, park her in a designated are and saunter off - satisfied with your journey."

We had one roll through London last year.. More followers (with cameras) that attendees..

Seek tumblr out if you don't beleive me 😆