Is it acceptable for me to reach over my desk and strangle the guy who sits opposite me who every day so far this week has been chewing gum so loudly that he makes me want to vomit.
Chewing Gum is acceptable is many situations. Not sat at your desk and not that loud!!!!!!!
replace his stock of gum with some blue mouth gum from a joke shop etc.sit back.enjoy.
staple his tongue to the desk
Could you launch yourself over to headbutt him?
replace his stock of gum with a punch on the nose etc.sit back.enjoy.
oh absolutely do what odannyboy said. can't you get chilli chewing gum from joke shops too?
just whistle in a really irritating way, if that doesn't work then start aggressive masturbation..of yourself not him!
Time to leave, just brewing a nice ripe fart which should hang in the air just as I shut the door.....
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