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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/blenheim-palace-closed-after-1m-20060685
I wonder if the police have anything to go on?
They’re hoping a lead will pan out.
Society is going down the drain....
Probably and inside jobbie.
Hopefully they’ll flush somebody out
No 1 suspect is a B. Johnson who has previous for pissing all over Churchill’s legacy.
They've given a 66 year old the bum's rush. There must have been a stool pigeon.
What a shitter.
Society is going down the drain….
It's no good blaiming the cystern.
Police are saying they have nothing to go on......
How long can the police detain the suspect before they're driven 'around the bend'?
The police believe that this was the first in a series of targeted toilet thefts from holyrood, Kensington and Buckingham palaces.
Apparently, the thieves were going for a 'Royal flush'
They were told to increase security but poo-pooed the idea.