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not ray bans, since sunglass hut bought the brand they fall to pieces within a few months, two pairs did for me.
What a lovely thread. I recently bought a used hermitage Italian car and am wondering what sunnies I need to wear with it. I am a plump prelate of advanced years with pretensions of grandeur. I need something that will make me look simultaneously pious and a little bit holy. If it helps, I generally wear white robes, though occasionally purple. Any advice?
Nothing wouldn't result in a ban....
Well I had to Google "Neocatechumenal Way" and it turns out to have nothing to do with heritage Italian cars or sunglasses.
I used to wear Juilettes in 1996 ...
I have two pairs - have worn them in years
BTW Rayban Wayfarer 1s
Is that ton modelling those hideous ones up there?
OP has large oval face. Heritage car has large oval face.
I thought it was going to be an Arna.
Loved those Briko sunglasses and Michele Bartoli!
Police Flash 2 or Von Zipper Skitch Aviators for me. Bit above budget, but a bigger squarer aviator for the middle aged man I think.
forget about the car, forget about brand
go to an opticians, try lots on, ask the lady who works there
go to another opticians, try theirs on as they have different product lines, they follow fashion and sometimes they may have nothing that suits you
if that is the picture of the OP - go for a medium size lens, avoid round shapes and not too deep, go for a darker frame colour but not a black lens, a grey tint lens would be better because you have fair hair and fair skin
harsh
Could be worse, he could have pointed to the fact it's underpinnings are GM, you know, the people who also make Cadillac, and errrrrrr, the Vectra.
It isn't though. Only the gearbox is GM.
Persol. Good enough for Steve McQueen back in the day. Blows the budget a bit but they're nice and not so ubiquitous as Wayfarers etc.
Worth a punt at £9.99?
[url= http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007X385FY/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_1/279-5512903-0302817?pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe&pf_rd_r=18ZSKJE1MC46TEX3TX5H&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_p=569136327&pf_rd_i=B0083JLKLI ]Fake Aviators...[/url]
If you're quick Mcmoonter might have a spare pair!
[url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/oakley-sunglasses-psa-mucho-cheapness ]here[/url]
Hmmm
Tempted by these, but are they mature enough...
Persols or Wayfarers. Nothing says 'middle aged and no idea' like a pair of 1990s style 'sporty' Oakleys - unless you're actually partaking in sport at the time.
If you do get those you'll have to turn your t-shirt sleeves up a couple of times and fit a soft pack of Camels into the fold.
If you are tempted by Plaintiffs then you should just get some Aviators...
I still reckon some Brikos are just the right sort of Italian sporty class you are after - given what you've been wearing to now 😉
Persol 2747 almost the same as JB's for £81. I might just get these:
And leave he Juliets for the beach.
Hmm. Fakes.
Persol. Good enough for Steve McQueen back in the day. Blows the budget a bit but they're nice and not so ubiquitous as Wayfarers etc.
Persol, Police, Carrera, Vuarnet.
Oakleys and raybans are for people who wear superdry, like tanning salons and who like to 'make progress' in sports utility vehicles.
thegeneralist said
I'm confused. You're driving along in a car. You won't look suave or sporty, you'll just look like a bloke in a car. Or maybe a bloke in a car who's trying too hard.
Kryton57, I must humbly apologise. I've only seen two of your threads and thought you came across as a bit of a tumschie. However I've now realised that it was all done in a piss taking way to bring some of these genuine tumschies out into the open. Like the one that made the bizarre pronouncement about how Aviators make you look cool but '90s Oakleys don't.
Sorry once again, and have fun with the piss taking threads.
I have a very dry sense of humour, little of what I say in here is very serious unless it's on the Bike or Bullhearts threads.
Although I have just ordered a pair of genuine Persol 2747's tortoishell/green lense. I'll feed back after I've worn them as to whether anyone considers me trying to hard.
Needless to say I've blown the budget, but hey it's only numbers. Gulp
I forgot to post an update! The Persols arrived in 48hrs, I'm very impressed with them, here they are:
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Those glasses are too small for that nose 🙂
There's a bit of tension between the eyes there too 🙁
So someone got a 3 page thread about an average pair of sunnies, calling his modern Alfa "Heritage Ialian".
And people flame my threads?
[i]And people flame my threads? [/i]
He used the wrong 'your' in the thread title too. It's been grating every time I see it.
mogrim - Member
Those glasses are too small for that nose
Most glasses are TBH.
cynic-al - Member
So someone got a 3 page thread about an average pair of sunnies, calling his modern Alfa "Heritage Ialian".And people flame my threads?
Stop being so sensitive and enjoy the fact its Friday.
So your middle aged with an Italian heritage car...
...is perhaps one of the ****iest, most pretentious thread titles to have appeared here.
Thank you *takes a bow*
Dez B if you could paste that image onto David Schwimmer you'd be very close.










