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sailed the skin boat to tuna town yet
also worth applauding!
i'm going to start whacking this at the end of some of my posts so hopefully i wont need to keep bumping the thread [url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/the-swinley-super-sexual-super-fun-all-welcoming-october-fun-ride-round2 ]swinley forum ride <---[/url]
Be king of the road, showing your age there chap!
I expect he is reciting a mantra in the gents lavatories before he chances his arm with our heroine. Chances are she is frothing at the gash but he is blind to it.
[i]I'm assuming that he hasn't sailed the skin boat to tuna town yet?[/i]
*spits tea*
😆 😆
To be fair, he'd need eyes mounted on stalks on his feet to veryify that, joolsburger.
Or excellent hearing.
So can someone summarise for me, has the gentleman in question invited the lucky lady out for a coffee and pastry or not?
I don't think so PJM, I think though brycerw might be regreting asking on here for advice, I don't think we've been that useful. LOL
I beg to differ! This is a public service!
Agreed Andy. Not only that but I think he's helped with a potential best seller.
I can't remember if I asked for pictures or not, but... if brycerw would be so kind as to post up a picture of himself and the girl then we'll be able to tell him whether to pursure his dreams or just lock it up in 'the bank'?
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OP earlier this morning 8)
V Cool, a haircut shaped like the tip of a thingy
"Excuse me, can I take a photo of you to put on STW?
which reminds me, have you tried telling her your a photographer/talent scout for a model agency and you'd like to 'shoot' her?
Ask her out for a Rohyppuccino
Surely the name of on-one's ladies town bike?
so whats all your plans for the weekend folks? This has turned into a dating thread haha and if any of you are interested in an update,i will see her this weekend!!! Unfortunately not a one on one thing but we are both going to a colleagues party so that's a start! 😀
Yay!! Just follow her around like a lovesick puppy, girls love puppies.
Relax and good luck.
schwaffling her is a good option
I thought this thread had disappeared long ago--just had to spend a bit and get caught up---that girl is going to be retired before something happens between the OP and her
EMSZ--the stapler bit was the funniest I have read in a long time--Mrs Busydog came in to see what I was laughing out loud about--promptly made the assumption I wasn't working.
I just need to find my balls which are hiding somewhere,perhaps I left them up Ben Lomond......
I'm assuming that this has already been done, but...
Have you asked Ben if you can have them back?
And if you're leaving your balls up blokes called Ben, that will either quadruple or completely cancel your chances (depending how much you've been to the gym, how tight your t-shirts are and whether your tan is OK).
its not just guys that have trouble talking to ladies i am real shy
when it comes to chatting to males you guys are scary 😆
You can chat to me....As this thread has proven i'm not scary at all
well thankyou houns you kind sir 😀
So how are you? How do you think the OP got on last night?
it's always the quiet ones...
LOL. Houns,Amy is actually Binners trying out his new "Lure Houns for a laugh" screen name!
Did any of these type of threads EVER end up with the OP actually doing the dastardly deed with the lovely young lady in question?
I can't recall any 😕
so what happened then? 😛
Had forgotten about this till someone put the link up ine the thread of the year thread. What was the outcome? 2 months on now, is there any news?
It's Christmas party time, so must be a chance for a badly judged, alcohol fueled, fumble.
Or maybe there is no internet access in prison if the OP used some of the advice on here.
Aye, but he could also escape with some of the advice on here too.