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 Kit
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..."I'm thinking of being a life model. What do you think I should do?"

What did I think she should do?

A) Do it
B) Don't do it
C) Do me
D) None of the above

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Posted : 22/01/2010 3:54 pm
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c


 
Posted : 22/01/2010 3:55 pm
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E) Go for it - I'll let you practice at my place.


 
Posted : 22/01/2010 3:56 pm
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E)


 
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E
then
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Posted : 22/01/2010 3:58 pm
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Are you possibly missing her subtle attempts to ensnare you? ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 22/01/2010 3:59 pm
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Ask her why she told you and is asking for your opinion on the matter.


 
Posted : 22/01/2010 3:59 pm
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What do you think I should do?"

Develop an interest in art, quickly?


 
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e)

and if there is a chance than

c)

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Posted : 22/01/2010 4:00 pm
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looks like she's on a fishing trip to me (for compliments, if nothing else).


 
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๐Ÿ˜†


 
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F) I can't paint but I've got a zoom lens on my camera?
G) Demand a flexibility assessment.


 
Posted : 22/01/2010 4:00 pm
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re arrange these words into a well known phrase or saying

pictures, is, thread, usless, without, this


 
Posted : 22/01/2010 4:01 pm
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this thread is no good without photo graphs!!!!! ๐Ÿ™‚

just because she's the most beautiful girl YOU know doesn't mean she's actually beautiful


 
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H) insist on doing the risk assessment


 
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re arrange these words into a well known phrase or saying


Without this thread pictures is usless!


 
Posted : 22/01/2010 4:04 pm
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I'm always looking for someone to help me develop my photog skills


 
Posted : 22/01/2010 4:04 pm
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Ask her why she told you and is asking for your opinion on the matter

She values it, clearly ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
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[IMG] [/IMG]


 
Posted : 22/01/2010 4:13 pm
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I) always thought you could be a model.


 
Posted : 22/01/2010 4:13 pm
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just because she's the most beautiful girl YOU know doesn't mean she's actually beautiful

I beg to differ iggs, however you'll have to take my word on this just now... Needless to say, 5'3, long dark hair, slim, mid-20's, belly dancer counts for a lot.


 
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I remember life drawing classes. ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 22/01/2010 4:17 pm
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Propose to her now.
You know, deep within, that you want her. Could you honestly share her with others?


 
Posted : 22/01/2010 4:22 pm
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re arrange these words

You know, deep within, that you want her


 
Posted : 22/01/2010 4:28 pm
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Take no prisoners


 
Posted : 22/01/2010 4:31 pm
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Just tell her that 'you're not sure if she'd enjoy it - perhaps she could pose for you to see if she's really ready.'

Then bone her silly.


 
Posted : 22/01/2010 4:57 pm
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where's she modelling, Kit? Time to crack out the crayolas I've kept since I was 4.


 
Posted : 22/01/2010 5:00 pm
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Can she do that whole golf-ball-through-the-hosepipe trick too?
If so why are you asking?!
Brings back memories of the red light area in Bangkok when I was so much younger.
I ended up as an extra for a week on [url= http://www.amazon.co.uk/Saigon-Off-Limits-Willem-Dafoe/dp/B00004CJWZ ]HERE[/url] & that's also where we went drinking after the shoot.
Heady days!


 
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Rattle one in her.


 
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Hope you are thinking of the right type of life model maybe the sort that appears in adverts as a normal person


 
Posted : 22/01/2010 5:17 pm
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Is she a fully competent grown up ?

As long as you are sure it is not a cover for something dodgy (some women can be very naive, a female friend of mine once went for a massage in one of those places) then you should say:

"You are a grown woman responsible for making your own choices and accepting the consequences, you don't need a man to tell you that is OK"

And then hand her a Burkha...


 
Posted : 22/01/2010 5:19 pm
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jimmy - if you stick around in Edinburgh, you might get to meet her in the pub sometime.

Hope you are thinking of the right type of life model

Life model for art classes - I've seen the artist's previous work...


 
Posted : 22/01/2010 5:23 pm
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After thinking quite hard about this. I think focussing your curiosity on how she will [i]feel[/i] with a roomful of people examining her has to be the best approach to the issue. She's bound to be looking for more than reassurance that she's hot and that you masturbate over pictures of her on Facebook. ๐Ÿ™‚


 
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Ask her to come up and see your etchings


 
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One of my ex-GFs did life modelling while at uni. Apparently it's not at all pervy, though I suspect the students prefer fit, young women to the saggy old men they usually have. I wasn't even bothered when I met up with an old friend and noticed a full-length nude painting of her above his fireplace.


 
Posted : 22/01/2010 5:44 pm
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the saggy old men they usually have

I resemble that remark


 
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PIX


 
Posted : 22/01/2010 8:02 pm
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The life model folks normally prefer the great sagging old crones as there's more to draw!


 
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Colleague of mine had a similar experience. His landlady (he lives a long way from work so boards during the week) is relatively young and very attractive and when she found out he was a keen photographer asked for some portraits. Half way through the session, he's changing lenses and turns back around to find her mostly naked.

Sadly for him she said she only did it because she felt she was safe with him. Never a sadder phrase was uttered ๐Ÿ˜›


 
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pics, we need pics...


 
Posted : 22/01/2010 8:19 pm
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4hrs and still no pics!


 
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She's too short to be a model but height is not an issue when lying down which brings us to a lucrative profession for decorative but short females that are good with their hands.


 
Posted : 22/01/2010 8:23 pm
 Kit
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Hmmm, to post a pic or not post a pic. Hmmmm. I may go to hell if I do ๐Ÿ‘ฟ


 
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we're all going to hell.... besides it's 'probably' a darn sight better than heaven with all those do-gooders. and there is probably lots of illicit sex, drugs and errrr..... well the sex and drugs do it for me.


 
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No such place as hell, so knock your self out and post her pic, we can all judge if she should be a life model, As her how she feels about being a life model and that you would do it with her, you could compare notes afterwards.


 
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