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That's what I was thinking... Or wife's brother?
And my mind is blown...
bearnecessities almost as bad .... Thailand FFS
[i]I've met a woman whose daughter had a child by her mums ex husband.[/i]
Jacques Anquetil, is that you?
5 times winner of the tour, his wife left her husband for him and then let him shag her daughter to have a baby.
I've known lots of really bad ones but the best was the one I had with Debbie.
A total slapper (not that I was particularly fussy), lets get that bit straight, but a real looker with it.
I met her and was besotted with her immediately. She gave amazing head. Two days later I'm lying on the ground while two lads give me a kicking. I wronged her apparently.
About a week later, we meet in Manchester, she pleads forgiveness and wins by being *very* nice to me on the train home. Best train journey ever.
Another week later and the two lads are back. I manage to escape. My sister warns me about the two lads. One is her ex and one is her brother, this is not uncommon it seems.
She corners me in a pub, I've had a few so we end up retiring to the toilets. Guess who I bump into a few days later. This time I drop one of them, not sure which one, the other legs it.
I meet Debbie one last time and we have a full weekend of the most amazing filth. My bedroom, car, a number of pub toilets and some outside is now dirty for ever. Absolutely brilliant. I bump into one of her mates a few days later and apparently Debbie has got a job on a cruise ship. Her departure is known locally as 'around the world in 80 lays'.
Years pass before I see her again. She's still stunning, now married apparently, and still gagging for it. She tries it on but I'm seeing a girl I really like so I decline. This time it's her new husband who comes looking for me.....
MAD AS A FROG EATING A BADGER!!!
[quote=colonel wax ]My BIL
Was caught shagging his MIL by his wife.
Hang on, I might be missing something here. If its your brother in law, his wife is your sister.
Or he is referring to his wifes brother 🙄
Samuri, you miss her though 😉
for sure 🙁
My ex, stunner but toxic as cyanide shit.
Got together after a couple of weekends of drunken debauchery (very very debauched). Ended up married, having bought a house in my name, then the awful truth unfolded. She turned out to be an unstable alocoholic with anorexia/bulemia, self-harming issues and a real shopping habit. I jumped out a first floor wondow one evening because that was more rational than listening to her threaten me with a knife when I got back nothing glass, bar teh windows, had survived intact. She once called then police claiming I beat her up the officer was very nice and agreed that if I had done what she claimed she'd have some external signs, later that evening she headbutted the sink and split her own eyebrow with ensueing black eye, then ran with the old "I can't talk about it" line. I eventually went with the "I wish I bloody had" line. When I eventually got her out (after a fake ectopic pregnancy scare and DIY stomach slash to show where the operation had taken place) I found that she had forged my signature on loan documents and I now owed £16k (nothing compared to the £78k she owed) which became my debt when she IVA'd.
Feel right sorry for her new bloke and the kids. She pesters me to be friends on twitbook.
druidh - Membercolonel wax » My BIL
Was caught shagging his MIL by his wife.
Hang on, I might be missing something here. If its your brother in law, his wife is your sister.Or he is referring to his wifes brother
Oh yeah.
*remembers its STW*
*argues for 15 pages about how onion is wrong, refuses to admit I could be*
colonel wax » My BIL
Was caught shagging his MIL by his wife.
Hang on, I might be missing something here. If its your brother in law, his wife is your sister.
Or he is referring to his wifes brother
Correct
My BIL is my Wife's brother..
wait....what?