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After a spate of cheating/cheated etc threads I thought I would pose this one.
Me - good friends of ours - she is the main breadwinner and he 'only' earns £30k a year and she isn't allowed to ask him what he spends it on (she pays for everything so his money is his so he claims).
He has a history of being caught watching pron on his computer and more recently was caught sending dirty texts to a colleague.
Such a shame because she is lovely too - doesn’t deserve it one bit.
Over to you....
Mine.
Can't be bothered explaining.
Just never get an ex pregnant
Such a shame because she is lovely too
You know what to do...
[i]Can't be bothered explaining.
Just never get an ex pregnant [/i]
there's a whole world of hurt in those two sentences 🙁
You will always come second to the horses with a full-on horsey bird.
Bro is figuring this out.
S-i-L isnt a bad lass, but she walks all over Brother Stoner.
Me and me.
He has a history of watching pron on his computer
Watching porn on his computer truly 😈 outrageous sounds like a right bastard. 🙄
Stoner, I thought bad experience at the hands of a horse-owning woman was just me.
I was once told to never get involved with anyone that owned a horse as I would _always_ come second to what is effectively an expensive pooing machine.
He has a history of being caught watching pron on his computer
You missed out "being caught " - makes all the difference in the world
You will always come second to the horses with a full-on horsey bird.
By some considerable stint if a mate of mine is anything to go by. Are all full-on horsey birds just completely bonkers too?
Just never get an ex pregnant
Or buy a house with a nutcase.
He has a history of being caught watching pron on his computer
You missed out "being caught " - makes all the difference in the world
Oh yes of course that means his partner monitors both his internet usage and his phone texts, she sounds like a keeper 🙄
He has a history of watching pron on his computer
I have one of these, and a glorious career ahead of me no doubt
Oh yes of course that means his partner monitors both his internet usage and his phone texts
Or just walked in a critical moment.
Is possible. So I am told... erm...
My wallet and my dreams
😆Oh yes of course that means his partner monitors both his internet usage and his phone texts
Or just walked in a critical moment.Is possible. So I am told... erm...
Me - good friends of ours - she is the main breadwinner and he 'only' earns £30k a year and she isn't allowed to ask him what he spends it on (she pays for everything so his money is his so he claims).He has a history of being caught watching pron on his computer and more recently was caught sending dirty texts to a colleague.
Hi!
Oh wait can't be me I only send dirty txts to my wife.
Or buy a house with a nutcase.
Uh-oh..
Most dysfunctional relationship I know of?
It's between Westminster politicians of any persuasion, the civil service and those they would govern.
she isn't allowed to ask him what he spends it on
Who spends their time asking what the other spends their money on anyway?
[i]Who spends their time asking what the other spends their money on anyway? [/i]
are we allowed to spend our time asking who spends their time asking their other half what they spend their money on?
she isn't allowed to ask him what he spends it on
Who spends their time asking what the other spends their money on anyway?
I know and she has driven the poor guy to internet porn, she sounds like a right bloody witch.
He only earns 30k a year, sounds like a right pleb.
Thing is, I really like him but who has a relationship where one isn't allowed to know what he does with his money (he isn't contributing to food, bills, mortgage etc - all £30k is his)!
Christ on a bike - I wish I had circa. £2k a month to spend on whatever I wanted
Christ on a bike - I wish I had circa. £2k a month to spend on whatever I wanted
You and me both!
[i]You will always come second to the horses with a full-on horsey bird.[/i]
Yes, but they spend that much on the bloody things that whatever you spend on bikes pales into insignificance - which is a good thing 🙂
She: Was in hospital with a life threatening illness, awaiting the word on whether surgery was required (with assorted terrible long-term effects)
He: Went out and got pissed the first night she was in, and ended up in the jail. Was held in til his court date because of his previous record. Got out after the court case (guilty, incidentally, and stuck with a fine they couldn't afford, which she had to pay most of) and went to the pub to celebrate before going to the hospital. Missed visiting hour, so went back to the pub
To the house of an ex-girlfriend to meet her parents for the first time.
Introductions were made.
"CFH, this is my mother...and my mother's lover. This is my father, and my father's lover."
Two couples. Swappage.
I'm a well brought up chap, and know how to handle most situations. So, I simply chimed in with, "How do you do?" and had a glass of wine.
you did not turn to the GF and ask when you were allowed your lover
FAIL
To the house of an ex-girlfriend to meet her parents for the first time.Introductions were made.
"CFH, this is my mother...and my mother's lover. This is my father, and my father's lover."
I can understand why that would be embarrassing, poor girl having to call you by a forum name.
Me and the STW moderators.
no drac CFH in the real world stands for **** For Hire
He is a gigolo basically travelling the world pleasing women.
🙂
Me and the STW moderators.
Was I drunk? I can't remember having a relationship with you.
no drac CFH in the real world stands for Cock for hire
Ah! Sorry still learning l33t sp34k.
I've met a woman whose daughter had a child by her mums ex husband.
I've met a woman whose daughter had a child by her mums ex husband.
EEEK!
Another ex-GF of mine, before she met me I should add;
She met a chap, he became her BF.
Her BF's father (divorced) was introduced her mother (Also divorced). Love blossomed.
Their two parents married. She was therefore in a sexehtime relationship with her sort-of-brother. It didn't last.
😮
I've met a woman whose daughter had a child by her mums ex husband.
Now there's a sentance you'd only ever expect to hear on daytime TV.
Now there's a sentance you'd only ever expect to hear on daytime TV.
Or in Norfolk.
(Sorry!)
My BIL
Was caught shagging his MIL by his wife.... Wife threw him out.. He moves in with MIL.
His parents go potty... he moves out from MIL's back to his parents.
After very short while (3 days) his wife forgives him .. he moves back in with his wife.
Fast forward 6 months.... his wife finds his secret second phone and reads loads of texts from her mother... in process of doing so she discovers that he is still shagging her mum.
Wife confronts her Mum (who explans that he is better in the sack than her father ever was). Big bust up ... wife dosn't blame him .. is pissed with her mum.
2 years later they are all getting along as if nothing ever happened .. I don't know if he is still shagging his MIL.. i keep away.
Thread closed I think.
My Sister-in-law (wifes sister) is up there with the best of 'em.. more a series of disfunctional relationships than just the one!
Shotgun wedding to a total scumbag 6 years ago as she was preggers -
(I'd bet a months wages on the baby not being his - but thats a story for another time - and no, it isn't mine)
FFWD 3 years (and another baby) and they split - she then moves in with another Nurse, and declares she is now Gay.
Unsurprisingly, 6 months later that all fell apart and she starts seeing this shifty Nigerian bloke, who sells her a load of bull about owning a resturant etc.
They had a baby last summer.
They then (yep all 5 of them) move in with my Mother-in-law as she got thrown out of their flat, due to not paying the rent
Turns out he did the washing up in the Cafe (which was part owned by his brother) he is in the UK on a student Visa, which has now expired as he's been kicked out of the college course he was supposed to be doing... I'm convinced immigration will be knocking on the door any day now..
She is toxic, and trashes everyone she gets involved with.
Mate of mine is an utter control freak, but please bear in mind he's 53 years old so should know better as yob read this.
Tells his GF when she can go to bed and when she can get up. Sulks if she doesn't follow these instructions
Sulks appallingly if she speaks to her kids, she has 4 from her married days
Sulks even more if she wants to spend time with her 16 year old daughter
Sulks and twitches if, when we're out for dinner I set next to his GF, bear in mind that means he's sitting with my wife
Doesn't let his GF eat coriander in a curry as he "doesn't like it" and it makes him feel ill. Hasn't actually got a clue if there's any in food as I delight in feeding him curry loaded with it and have told the local curry shop to ignore him.
She has to have a stealth facebook account as he'll sulk
also has a stealth twitter account as that would cause sulking
Wants his GF to abandon her kids and emigrate with him, she'll have no job, no money and be utterly dependant on him....
Then tells everyone how well he treats her.... she isn't emigrating but he hasn't been told yet
Wants his GF to abandon her kids and emigrate with him
Where to, UAE?!
My BILWas caught shagging his MIL by his wife.
Hang on, I might be missing something here. If its your brother in law, his wife is your sister. So his mother in law is your mum? Or have I got that totally wrong? (Quite likely!)
He's his own grandpa, oh heeeee's his own grandpa...