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My father in laws boat, inherited during lockdown, was costing us £500 a month in mooring fees while it slowly rotted
Was absolutely chock full of porn, power tools, dildos, 100s of metres of wire, a massive lathe, the mementos and memories of a lifetime, intimate pictures of one of his oap girlfriends, kinky underwear and clothes belonging to his other oap girlfriend, cameras, cctv, video cameras, tablets, a small library of damp books, OS maps covering nost of the north west and north wales, laptops, and the electric supply illicitly hooked up to ,the marinas power own supply(my brother in law had to do a dangerous night time disconnect) also a 4x4, a camper van another small boat, a motorbike, a container with a tank of red diesel, a jet ski, more power tools, scaffolding polls, anchors, electric gizmos - he loved car boot sales, it took weeks to empty and we eventually sold it for a 5th of ot original value....
Atleast the myford bed hasn't been peppered with hot sparks...
Also "massive lathe" ahahahaha thats a baby.
A yacht full of dildos has to be winning so far.
The late Uncle John, of gas mask and mucky playing card fame, did once own a speedway bike, but he sold it after a fairly massive crash in the early 70s.
He used to live in Gorton and would ride it, illegally, along Hyde Road to Belle Vue Stadium where he would ride it. He never made the grade, but it didn't stop the crazy old fool from having a go.
We also have a photo of him parked up in a lay-by next down to his broken down Bedford camper van. He had clearly been there for a while because he has set up his tent next to it. The van doesn't appear to have a windscreen.
In the photo he is wearing a pink top hat for reasons that nobody can fully explain.
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Also "massive lathe" ahahahaha thats a baby
its massive when you have to lift it out of the hold of a boat with --1ft of headroom and up a narrow ladder then set of steps . ..
Im pretty sure he also had a gas mask actually
the worst thing about the dildos and porn was that my wife went on with her mum (his ex) to clean it after hed died as no one else could get there in lockdown, and she had to dispose of all the kinky stuff in bin bags without her mum noticing,
the safe couldn't open until my brother in law found they right key a few weeks later, opened it hoping for cash or jewelry.... found Hotwives 2 and Ass Invaders 4
Hotwives 2 and Ass Invaders 4
A good away win there for The Invaders
I wonder if he was filming 'Bosun's Mate 3: Come Crank my Rudder'.
I retained a large selection of items. C95 Goretex X3, S10 respirators X2, Couple of lids and the only one i still have to hand, a run/stop key from and FSB2 launcher which is still my keyring many years later. From the father in law there was a Kukri from some time with Gurkhas. That is all I am declaring....;-)
endless 'remove before flight' tags
Just think what you could stick them on....
Alpha Clothing, who do a range of flying jackets have those on the zips on the sleeve pockets of the MA1 and CWU jackets they sell.
I’ve got two different versions of the CWU-45 jacket, a summer version and a winter version, they didn’t have the ‘remove before flight’ tags, but then, they’re genuine flying jackets, they’re made of Nomex, you don’t want a nylon jacket melting on your skin in the event of a fire…
Ebay’s a great source for that stuff, at a fraction of the price. 😁