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So I'm in hospital with Priapism. I'll laugh about this one day.

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All the best with the treatment, hopefully you'll be sorted swiftly.


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 4:43 pm
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Holy crap, wishing you all the best Poopers, that’s a turn in the story that was really not expected. Blimey.

Hope treatment is swift and effective 👍


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 4:48 pm
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ah, so the priapism was an early indicator?  in that case well caught.   Think i might attach a small flag to mine just in case


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 4:53 pm
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Holy 💩- healing vibes!


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 5:03 pm
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MPN? If so, my old man was diagnosed with this just before covid times. He’s been treated with chemo pills and has been ok (bar other existing health issues) since.

All the best.

RM.


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 5:16 pm
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God damn, came back to the thread hoping for some more quality nob gags.

Nah, he refused to wear one.

Get well soon, mate.


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 5:20 pm
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Jeez, that took a turn.

All the best with, well, everything!


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 5:26 pm
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Horrible news, good luck with the treatment....


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 5:27 pm
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Best wishes


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 5:40 pm
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Ah shit!

Best of luck with the treatment.


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 5:48 pm
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Hope all goes well. Both treatments.


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 5:51 pm
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Best wishes poopers, that sucks.


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 6:02 pm
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Well that sucks. Hope the treatment goes well and wishing you a speedy recovery.


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 6:29 pm
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I've agonised over this comment all afternoon, as I wish Poopscoop nothing but a good outcome.

But if it doesn't go well, are they going to be able to get the lid down on your coffin ?

(apologies if that is too far)


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 6:41 pm
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That deserves an ooooffff and a 😂


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 6:48 pm
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ah, so the priapism was an early indicator?

Something certainly stood out.


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 7:00 pm
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Stand up comedians the lot of you.
Good luck!


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 7:35 pm
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All the best Poopscoop, hope you swiftly kick it in to touch.


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 7:41 pm
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Mother hubbard that's some shitty news. You must be feeling a bit dazed and not sure whats going on right now! You've always struck me as a super nice bloke so tbh, I hope the chemo goes ok and we're all here if you need any support. Sometimes even chatting to a bunch of idiots is better than chatting to no-one at all!


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 7:46 pm
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Hope you kick cancers arse mate!

Or at least give it a good knobbing!

GWS and **** cancer


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 8:12 pm
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Ah Shit. Sorry to hear that poops.

Hope you beat it and get well soon


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 8:31 pm
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Best wishes to you.


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 8:37 pm
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i would like to wish you a full speedy recovery poopscoop (**** cancer) and may you find some blessed relief from your old chap standing to attention also (apologies).


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 9:04 pm
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Good luck.


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 9:15 pm
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Poopscoop - sorry to hear this, best of luck with your treatment.


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 9:23 pm
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Hoping for the best outcome with your treatment, sounds like they are on the case PDQ.


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 9:50 pm
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Ah FFS. Hope you’re doing okay Mr Scoop. That’s some shitty news, but great that they’ve caught it. Keep us posted with progress.


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 10:01 pm
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I'm really sorry to hear that poopscoop. It's good that it's been found though, and you can crack on with the right treatment.


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 10:10 pm
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Shit, that’s a turn around. All the best for the treatment


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 10:15 pm
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What a thread. Best wishes, dude


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 10:23 pm
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Best wishes for a sucessful treatment Poopers.


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 10:33 pm
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Wait. Talk about missing low-hanging fruit:

Poopscoop Full Member


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 11:04 pm
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Talk about missing low-hanging fruit:

Nobody even mentioned those.


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 11:12 pm
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Woah, checked back in to see what, if anything, had gone down since poopscoop’s initial post - that’s shit news. Kick it’s arse poopscoop, you’ll still laugh about this day.


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 11:21 pm
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Wow - best wishes poopscoop

here's to a, err, well, happy ending 🤞


 
Posted : 05/07/2022 11:24 pm
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Bloody hell, who’d have thought that was a symptom. Good luck with the treatment!


 
Posted : 06/07/2022 12:28 am
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Once again I feel like a friend needs help, despite never meeting Poop. What is it about the forum?

Sending you very best wishes


 
Posted : 06/07/2022 12:37 am
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You can say what you like about poopscoop but he's a standup guy.


 
Posted : 06/07/2022 12:46 am
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all the best. hope things go your way.


 
Posted : 06/07/2022 1:00 am
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@poopscoop Get well soon. We will be sending you a parcel of distraction and good vibes from the Singletrack office soon. It might not be straight away as I have a hydrocele issue. Google that one… very similar symptom, the left one, bloody massive. Operation this weekend.

having balls so big science has had to intervene… that comes with bragging rights.

Best of luck…


 
Posted : 06/07/2022 9:08 am
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Oooft Charlie...


 
Posted : 06/07/2022 9:23 am
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Sending healing vibes across- get well soon

U.z.


 
Posted : 06/07/2022 9:24 am
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Fingers crossed for you Poopscoop, kick it's arse.


 
Posted : 06/07/2022 9:27 am
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Jesus, what a turn up.  Was expecting some plum based jokes, not blood cancer. Hope it goes well Poop. 👍


 
Posted : 06/07/2022 9:29 am
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Wow wasn't expecting that after reading the first page.
Good luck in your treatment hopefully it's been caught early enough


 
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