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[Closed] Smelly wee season is upon us early!

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An early crop New Forest asparagus, just arrived in the village grocers.

All of teh NOMZ!


 
Posted : 15/03/2019 7:49 pm
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Tastes like weeds. Looks  like Groot’s wanger.

I’m out.


 
Posted : 15/03/2019 7:59 pm
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I love asparagus, but ideally the white stuff my German grandma used to grow, not this sparrer graaas stuff.


 
Posted : 15/03/2019 8:01 pm
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I love the asparapish smell. Weird? Yup.


 
Posted : 15/03/2019 8:25 pm
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I assumed this thread was about some weird annual ritual involving Sugar Puffs.


 
Posted : 15/03/2019 8:26 pm
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Oooh love the stuff.


 
Posted : 15/03/2019 8:26 pm
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Tastes like weeds. Looks like Groot’s wanger.

I’m out.

+1


 
Posted : 15/03/2019 8:31 pm
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I love asparagus, but ideally the white stuff my German grandma used to grow, not this sparrer graaas stuff.

You get white asparagus by covering up The emerging spears with soil/mulch like you do with leeks apparently.

I planted 18/20 crowns last year so looking forward to taking my first (half) cropping this year.


 
Posted : 15/03/2019 8:35 pm
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You get white asparagus by covering up The emerging spears with soil/mulch like you do with leeks apparently.

Yes that's correct, just the little purple tip showing.


 
Posted : 15/03/2019 8:57 pm
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just the little purple tip showing.

Like Groots wanger


 
Posted : 16/03/2019 1:55 pm
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Groot’s wanger.


 
Posted : 16/03/2019 2:13 pm
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Smelly wee season is whenever my g/f decides she wants asparagus for dinner. Which can be any time.


 
Posted : 17/03/2019 6:38 pm
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What would our wee smell of if sugar puffs hadn’t been invented?


 
Posted : 17/03/2019 6:40 pm
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Grilled in streaky bacon. Heavenly.


 
Posted : 17/03/2019 9:24 pm
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What would our wee smell of if sugar puffs hadn’t been invented?

Teen spirit. 😮


 
Posted : 18/03/2019 5:43 am
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Can I play middle classing ??

And trump your Asparagus, which is nice and all, with some lovely Samphire.


 
Posted : 18/03/2019 8:16 am
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Delicious stuff, samphire.

Not in season yet, though.


 
Posted : 18/03/2019 8:22 am
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with some lovely Samphire

Groot’s pubes.


 
Posted : 18/03/2019 8:23 am