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[Closed] Smelly eggy burps with farts !

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Jeez today has been both ends of wind ! Am now over the rusty water episode from last week and started eating properly on Friday.
Had a massive goulash yesterday all fine but today wind from both ends and the burbs have smelt worse than the farts real eggy !
Have any if you folk suffered this ? Any tips for curing ???

Burb !


 
Posted : 26/01/2014 5:47 pm
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Jhardia? Diagnosis, not cure...


 
Posted : 26/01/2014 5:48 pm
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If you've had a poor diet due to the diahorrors then your stomach acid will be off balance, it'll sort itself out but the biotic yoghurts will help speed it up, porridge is better for at it though.


 
Posted : 26/01/2014 5:52 pm
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as shermer75 said. You been drinking from streams?


 
Posted : 26/01/2014 6:06 pm
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No I haven't been drinking from streams ! What Drac says makes more sense was fine yesterday no farts or eggy breath and last bout of rusty water was Thursday.


 
Posted : 26/01/2014 6:11 pm
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Giardia, he means.
If problems continue, see doc. In the meantime, live yogurt & porage.
And not spicy foods like goulash!


 
Posted : 26/01/2014 6:40 pm
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Get some actimel / yakult type stuff down you best way to sort it out ime


 
Posted : 26/01/2014 7:09 pm
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You're approaching this all wrong. You're neglecting to see the opportunities this affords you.

Firstly: do you have a lighter? If your farts are particularly explosive, then a source of ignition means you can flick the lights off, and you can literally dazzle people with a display of pyrotechnics that are the indoor equivalent of new year on Sydney harbour bridge! Believe me - there isn't a person on the planet who isn't massively impressed by this! Trust me

Secondly: those 3 magical words that every woman longs to hear....

Pull

My

Finger


 
Posted : 26/01/2014 7:17 pm
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Firstly thank you for all your replies...

Dinner consisted of porridge and I gotta say I really enjoyed it !

But why porridge ? Why could/would that help ?

Hopefully will be gone by the morning...


 
Posted : 26/01/2014 9:33 pm
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Binners I am actually PMSL


 
Posted : 26/01/2014 9:50 pm
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But why porridge ? Why could/would that help ?

Here you go a morning read for you.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01dgd9c/features/probiotics


 
Posted : 27/01/2014 9:10 am
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Before you go getting all better can you come over to my place and prove to Mrs BD once and for all that it isn't JUST ME?


 
Posted : 27/01/2014 10:30 am
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We had a curry on Saturday, it was delicious. Obviously yesterday was a bit windy, I had just sneaked out a god awful silent assassin when at the exact point my darling wife snuggled into to emerging mist. I did feel guilty!


 
Posted : 27/01/2014 10:34 am
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Explosive poo all night and had 3 hrs sleep so went to the docs.
Just back from the docs who said it was the goulash and spag bog causing this, he wanted to know what my motions were like from last week and last night, told him last week watery and last night sludge and explosive. Basically my stomach not ready to eat complex food yet. I had a sample with me that will be sent off but he says will come back fine. Eggy burps as Drac said. He asked if I had any bleeding I told him no...butt I said I was really sore from all the motions !
I also asked about giardia and he said no he wouldn't think.


Before you go getting all better can you come over to my place and prove to Mrs BD once and for all that it isn't JUST ME

Have you got the same ?

Thanks for all help


 
Posted : 27/01/2014 11:18 am