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[Closed] Sitting and eating a whole roast chicken for lunch?

 ton
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is it bad?


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 12:33 pm
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Heroic I'd say.


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 12:34 pm
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I've always wanted to.


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 12:35 pm
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Is this aspirational, or undertaken?


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 12:36 pm
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As long as you tear it apart with your [s]bear[/s] bare hands it's fine.


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 12:38 pm
 DezB
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Wimp. Whole cow for me.


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 12:40 pm
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mmmmm a whole chicken in a basket, high point of a costa brava holiday ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 12:41 pm
 ton
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completed....... 8)


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 12:42 pm
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You left the bones, right?

Rachel


 
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bear hands would be better.


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 12:43 pm
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Provided it was free range...


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 12:45 pm
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bones sucked clean, skin was crispy too.


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 12:46 pm
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I like a Roast Chicken, but can never manage a whole one.

Ton.
I like your food threads, some of them are a scream.
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EDIT:
Eggs, Bacon and a tinned plum tomato for breaky. Tuna, EVOO, cider vinegar, black pepper and Hommous for lunch. Swede and carrot mash, with diced beef and spinach for dinner.


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 12:47 pm
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I could eat a horse!


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 12:47 pm
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I couldn't finish the udder. Want me to send you a few teats?

Dez


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 12:49 pm
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I hope when you finished you threw this carcass over your shoulder like Brian Blessed in Blackadder?


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 12:51 pm
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๐Ÿ˜† Ton, the Brian Blessed of STW! ๐Ÿ˜†

I like.


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 12:54 pm
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Well, that's your protein for the day at least.

Regarding your original question, depends on how many pleasure pixies it released in you relative to the negligible 'harm' of eating Foghorn Leghorn - if no beers today, then why not.


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 12:54 pm
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[i]I could eat a horse![/i]

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I used to sit next a guy at work who would go to the local Somerfield everyday and buy a hot chicken and a freshly baked loaf of bread. He used to come back, sit at his desk and gnaw at the bones (stinking the office out with the aroma of cooked chicken). He would demolish the chicken and the loaf.


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 1:11 pm
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bread is the food of the devil... ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 1:22 pm
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A whole chicken ? Just you?

Class


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 1:23 pm
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Depends on the size of the chicken.

I'd say eating a whole average sized chicken is somewhat greedy though. What's your BMI (cholesterol level, blood pressure etc) like?


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 1:25 pm
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Can't see the issue myself and easily achievable for myself, so pound for pound Ton you should be eating an Ostrich.


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 1:27 pm
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leading onto another ton not losing weight diet thread ?


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 1:28 pm
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Depends on the size of the chicken.

I'd say eating a whole average sized chicken is somewhat greedy though. What's your BMI (cholesterol level, blood pressure etc) like?

Here we go ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 1:29 pm
 ton
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trail rat, no mate.......down to 17 stone 10lbs now......not bad from 23 stone eh?


 
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Good work that man.

I would wager however that the resulting levels of flatulence could be sold to South Korea an effective anti-nuclear deterrent.


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 1:30 pm
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[i]I would wager however that the resulting levels of flatulence could be sold to South Korea an effective anti-nuclear deterrent.[/i]

Actually, I've found that going Paleo/iDave diet. That suffering [i]gas[/i] has become a happily forgotten and extremely rare event.
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Posted : 04/04/2013 1:34 pm
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Solo. i wish i could say the same.... ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 1:35 pm