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It already happens every Thursday

I'll get along one day, I may not admit to my forum name ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 10:43 am
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[i]pre-ride breakfast, mid-ride lunch and post-ride dinner [/i]

Just don't ask Mark for the recipes...


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 10:44 am
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For the oils without, they have 10 laps of Thetford forest in the rain...

And no pudding afterwards


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 10:51 am
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Footflaps....

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Posted : 19/05/2016 10:53 am
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[i]wine list[/i] - The normal selection of champagnes
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[i]menu[/i] - Mixed platter [img] https://goo.gl/oPVjQJ [/img]

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Posted : 19/05/2016 10:58 am
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If a similar ride tries to set off shortly after the original one, will a mod stop them and tell them to go home, or catch up to the original one?


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 11:01 am
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@WCA if you think I am joining some bloke I met on the internet in his garden shed you are much mistaken, I see a future filled with sleeping under the patio ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 11:04 am
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Any better?

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Posted : 19/05/2016 11:20 am
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As long as there is no talk about religion and/or history.

It would get as far as the top of the first climb where during the wait for the slower riders a big argument would break out.

Perhaps we could force the issue by planning a route around significant religious sites.


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 11:28 am
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Are you really inviting Jamba to your kinky hot-tub party?


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 11:29 am
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DON'T...
GO...
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SEX...
SHED...


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 11:31 am
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Celebrity Sex Shed - now that would make Channel 4 as a docu drama


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 12:02 pm
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Perhaps we could force the issue by planning a route around significant religious sites.

๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 12:04 pm
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Actually some epic riding near Strata Florida abbey.


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 12:32 pm
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Ken Livingston will be leading a ride starting here:

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Posted : 19/05/2016 12:49 pm
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It'll end in tears and a vow of silence....maybe a missing member or three

You chaps will head out all bright eyed and bushy tailed then 30 mins into the ride when all the food is gone it will go all "The Hills Have Eyes' with the members with the most meat on them getting gobbled.

After you chaps wake from your feast and find the night has set in and you have no lights it will start off as using your body heat to keep warm but then quickly turn into 'Deliverance/Lord of the flies' when someone discovers a antique Mars Bar covered in god knows what in the bottom of their bag.

Maybe this has already happened?

Wheres Jamie?


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 5:20 pm
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A fair few of us would turn up to see which banned forumite you are


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 5:42 pm
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A few of us have ridden with the biggest hitter. No fist pies were required.


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 7:03 pm
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Wheres Jamie?

Funny thing is he stopped posting about 7 months before you joined, until recently. ๐Ÿ˜•


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 7:51 pm
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@WCA that extension needed a lot of material for the foundations ๐Ÿ™‚

Look forward to seeing you one day - maybe even June 23rd Referenum day, I'll wear my t-shirt !!


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 7:55 pm
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Bit of a business opportunity I think for certain individuals Binners, Drac, Ninfan all spring to mind? I mean who wouldn't pay good money for a days riding and "socio-political" discussion, I think it's a winner.

You might end up with people stabbing each other with screwdriver then the incident being reported in the headline news.

Headline news "Old people stabbings at bicycle gathering". ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 7:58 pm
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