[Closed] Singletrack forum celebrity ride outs

And then charge double to not attend, you'll make a fortune. 😉

Free ear defenders for the [s]victims [/s]participants and it might fly.

Better than a block paving training course

"Big Ride with a Big Hitter"

"Just when you thought it was over they throw in another climb"

"When it's all going really well and everyone's having a laugh they ride up on your blind side and put a stick through your spokes"

"You'll never even get out of Greggs"

"I went on a Big Ride with a Big Hitter - he barely spoke and fell off his bike trying to ride up a kerb"

The fatal flaw you have made here is to assume they ride bikes

The fatal flaw you have made here is to assume they ride bikes

This.

Non premier members have to sit through a timeshare presentation first, then at random points on the ride?

Celebrity try outs? Is this a porn thing?

It should be a ride, followed by a question-time style debate with the big hitters on the panel.

question-time style debate

Operating under the rules of "Just a minute"

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"Deviation"

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"Deviation"

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"Deviation"

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"Deviation"

Operating under the rules of "Just a minute"

Bzzzzzzz - strawman
Bzzzzzzz - Jambafact

Will people come by randomly and interrupt by waving adverts in front of you ?

Who's ninfan? One person's big hitter is another's D-lister

They'd never get out of the carpark.

'Let's go left'
'I think you'll find it's right from here' etc...........

bearnecessities - Member
<Buzz>
"Deviation"
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"Deviation"
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"Deviation"
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"Deviation"

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"Repetition"

'Let's go left'
'I think you'll find it's right from here' etc...........

Of course the above assumes it would be possible to agree on which car park in the first place

I doubt we'd get past the sitting reading the Guardian, shaking my head, and tutting disapprovingly stage

This forum's getting a bit self obsessed of late. Let's keep some perspective, we're just a load of opiniated ****s who occasionally ride bikes.

I charge a small fee, a bigger one if you expect me to actually ride a bike.

That's your opinion

I thought they were bots. They can't be real can they?

Expect this guy to join the ride on Page 4.

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Anyone who wishes to be elevated to "big hitter" or "forum celebrity" your desire can be fulfilled here: [url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/shameless-plug-for-a-few#post-7696642 ]How to become a Big Hitter and or Forum Celebrity[/url]

Is there a village called Hominem we could ride towards?

This forum's getting a bit self obsessed of late. Let's keep some perspective, we're just a load of opiniated **** who occasionally ride bikes.

I take offence at that. I don't ride a bike.

[i]This forum's getting a bit self obsessed of late[/i]

"Of late"? It has been that way for as long as I can remember.

How would you do "cut and paste" in real life?

How would you do "cut and paste" in real life?

Ride past as many libraries as possible?
Make stops so everyone can read your source information?

The last one wasn't much of a success, Jambalaya threw a strop and refused to ride with everyone..

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[edit] read the whole thread.

rOcKeTdOg - Member
Who's ninfan? One person's big hitter is another's D-lister

Can there be an alternative ride somewhere else,at the same time, so that the other [s]pleps[/s] folk without [b]P[/b]s can relax knowing that they won't meet any big hoiters. 😛

Thought the P just means you're a subscriber.

I think I have a P and I'm nothing special 🙂

It would be a short and slow ride if I was there. I'm at that stage where my memory of the fitness and good health I used to have doesn't match the reality of what I have now.

Avoided posting here for ages, but given the usual internet forum standards I've seen across different interests. This one is mostly OK.

Can there be an alternative ride somewhere else,at the same time

As long as there is no talk about religion and/or history. I couldn't stand the thought of people sharing their opinions without being there to offer any sort of corrective(s). And even if I could bilocate, my cherished 'P' would see me excluded anyway. It would be the worst day of my life. 😉

Two rides sounds ideal

For those with a 'P', we have a tour of Vineyards with a 7 course lunch included..

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For the oiks without, they have 10 laps of Thetford forest in the rain...

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Obviously the 'P' ride will be on e-bikes as well....

footflaps, that is the single greatest post in the history of the internet.

🙂

footflaps, that is the single greatest post in the history of the internet.

It could be but the three riders on the terrace are eating breakfast.

It could be but the three riders on the terrace are eating breakfast.

If you are going to question dietary choices you will be on the Molgrips ride

It already happens every Thursday

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/lordswood-thursday-night-ride-131

The trick is to work out who the Big Hitters are and how many are on the ride

Is that Quirrel weeing in a plant pot at the edge of the shot?

It already happens every Thursday

Do you have a menu and wine list I could see before hand?

It could be but the three riders on the terrace are eating breakfast.