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Cushions with sequins on. Being forced to sit on them should be a torture method
Cushions and candles.
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We have differing cushions for each season. Well. I say that, I don't think I've ever seen any of them re-emerge after going into storage/the bin.
Did you check her music collection first Dez? 😀
Pass muster?
[i]Cushions and candles.[/i]
That looks like the least homely, most uncomfortable room ever!
[i]Did you check her music collection first Dez?[/i]
It's how the attraction started 🙂 It'd never work otherwise. But oh, those [i]cushions[/i]!
Can anyone beat this?
One of the sofas in my parents orangery. Yes the labels are still left on some of them. I do think my Mother is colourblind
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This was taken a couple of months ago, more may have appeared I'll have to check next time
My Mrs has so many cushions that I takes me about 5 minutes to get into bed and then she moans when I throw them on the floor 😆
As for candles, don't get me started. Whenever I walk past 1 I throw it in the bin but somehow a new one appears within 24 hours.
No candles or cushions and married but I do have African masks and miners' lamps and (currently) an ML7 in the sitting room.
Mrs Zip has Christmas cushion covers that have to go on at the beginning of December.
As a single man? No never.
As a married man, they are everywhere including on the bed which are then removed even if I happen to be laying on them watching the TV, before [i]she[/i] goes to bed.
There is however an answer.
Buy a doberman type dog, dobermans love or hate cushions I haven't quite decided which, but they do destroy them constantly. There is however a slight downside, they also destroy or attempt to destroy trainers, bike gloves, bike saddles, bike helmets, back packs, sheep, and the occasional passing school kid, so they need handling appropriately.
[i]Mrs Zip has Christmas cushion covers that have to go on at the beginning of December.[/i]
Wow. Have you asked why? what they are for?
When single - zero
Married - seems likes there's loads. Not complaining though. Our sofa's so battered that it would be uncomfy without them.
So no USFs, none doing naff-all on beds or on chairs that no-one sits on.
No candles either. Tbh - it fairly scruffy here. Tools and workstand in the kitchen. Pretty interiors are for when you sell the house. Life's too short the rest of the time.
I have a wife and two daughters. No cushions.
When the sofa became uncomfortable, I had an upholsterer re-stuff it.
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