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Hols2 – That sounds like the kind of confession you should send into Simon Mayo’s Drivetime.
Well no, they are meant to be funny, not ****ing sick.
Hoopla! Thanks for sharing, I suspect this thread will go up a notch after that.
It reminds me of the stories I heard about my great-grandparents who were dirt poor and lived in rural Scotland. They had cats (as well as dogs, pigs, an illegal distillery and the occasional sideline in poaching, as did pretty much everyone else in their village by all accounts lol-erg). If one of their cats had a litter, and they couldn't find a home for them, they would put them in a sack and drown them in a river *ugh*. My Nan, who told me the stories, said they called this 'taking them for the long drink' *uuurrgh*
Crikey, what a rollercoaster.
What are the mechanics of drowning a cat in a cardboard box, in a bath? Shirley that moggy would be going mental and would shred that box to bits.
My Nan, who told me the stories, said they called this ‘taking them for the long drink’
Wow, it's possible we had the same Nan. Did she really hate Germans, too?
When a thread starts out weird, and then takes a hard left turn.
To the OP, I'd want to have a word with the nutters that are slandering you, not least about the upset they seem to be causing the old dear.
Is this what the new look forum is going to be from now on. PMSL
No, they just did it as a joke in order to solicit completely off-topic and irrelevant comments. Looks like it's a successful upgrade!
As for the OP - I'd have a word with the neighbours to try and set things straight but I'd record it on my phone as well just in case anything kicked off and they called the police, they don't sound completely with it...
Not sure how I'm feline about this thread at all.
Nobody suggested bombers, a burning dog poo in letter box, or the shoe + wee combination yet?
Must admit, what I would do is nothing. If some weirdo I've never met wants to believe I've stolen their cat, they're probably worth avoiding.
I might moan on the internet.
Can't believe we're three pages in and no one has suggested that it might have been a cat burglar.
Tabby Honest, I'm lapping this up
*applauds* bbsbloke
No, THIS is a cat ass trophy:
What happened to Hols1? (Hols One- shit font forum) Did they 'go for a long drink' as well?
It's left me catatonic after Hols2 contribution.
My grandfather was odd jobs man at a B&B. Tasked with taking the mean old tom on a one-way trip to the vets, he instead took it to explore the bottom of the Leeds-Liverpool Canal assisted by a sack and a couple of bricks, trousering the vet's fee. Got back to the B&B to find the wet cat had beaten him to it. The end.
To the OP: on whether it's tabby or not tabby with talking to the neighbors, I'm with the 'you've no idea how mad people can be' crowd. There's nowt in it for you to help them see reality, and you're unlikely to succeed.
Hols2
you sir are a ****.
Jesus Hols that’s a category one crime right there. A bit psycatic. You should have dressed as Lion-o and fought it instead of drowning it.
I love it on here, great story hols. Does that cat crawl through your nightmares.
Anyone else got a 'Well.. when I killed a cat story to add'?
I’m surprised nobody’s been posting up the various suggestions from [i]101 Uses For A Dead Cat[/i]
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At least he didn’t get it stuffed and mounted on a nice piece of polished hardwood with a little engraved brass plaque.
if you mounted it 'tail out' it would make a handy place to hang your tea towel.
That last one looks suspiciously like a kangaroo...
Great...it turns out. .... im evil . thanks hols. Just spent the past 10 mins laughing my balls off at this thread. Most unhinged STW thread ever, it reads like Spike Milligans war diaries