[Closed] sex or money

money means nothing.....wise up.

yeah man, but who can be arsed to have sex any more anyway? It's so 90's...

If I ever disgraced self by using the word 'nookie' within earshot I reckon it'd be considerably less than 5 times a year 😯

In answer- forget the money, if that was the case I'd rather go travelling the world on a shoestring with a troupe of Scandinavian anarchist unicyclists.

* Edit - Not sure I'd be happy raking it all in on my partners sweat either...in fact sure I wouldn't.

Married.

So no sex or money.

(Only joking, dear)

Sex, isn't that what posh people have the coal delivered in?

Is there an internet in this alternative reality, and do I still have arms?

For some people it wouldn't matter. Not everyone rates sex as that important. But I'd choose the intimate close relationship with someone who wasn't always knackered.

wysiwyg - Member
Is there an internet in this alternative reality, and do I still have arms?

Any job that leaves you too knackered for a life isn't worth it, there is a place for short term pain but long term it kills it.

Anyway did the pub conversation get as far as just getting a mistress?

if [b]you[/b] had the opportunity for your missus to earn megabucks... would [b]you[/b] take it?

This is phrased slightly strangely. If MrsDummy had the opportunity to earn megabucks, whether she wants to do it and accept the downsides is a decision for her, not for me. All I can do is communicate as clearly as possible that part of the bargain under which I am sexually monogamous is that sex with her occurs considerably more frequently than 5 times a year*, regardless of the amounts of money being earned or work being done. 🙂

* like, at least 8 times.

But doesn't wife's earnings = hers?

If you've also got access to it then cash and self pleasuring

I think I would be more concerned what profession my Mrs is doing to put her off sex? 😉

Mistress definitely.
or coke and hookers.

Both of us working, two kids to organise around, this isn't the most outrageous alternative reality, is it? 🙁

We have kids.

No sex or money. 😀

"Your lovin' gives me such a thrill
But your lovin' don't pay my bills
Give me Money".

5 times a year? Who do you think I am casableedin'nova?

I was thinking yesterday - one day Politicians (ALL OF THEM) will find even a way to tax your orgasms.

You can't beat sex. Sorry, if you think sex is poor quality to having money to buy a bigger burger then you (yes you) are seriously shit in bed. For a woman to want it, shes got to like what is on offer and how good it is...

It depends on your relationship.. You can't sacrifice anything that motivates your happiness as a couple to pursue money and expect to maintain a healthy relationship..

That is the literal definition of selling your soul to satan.. Life WILL be hell

Man, prostitutes don't have easy life. Your average kinky session with your better half is like walk in the park for them.

Clients buy them to do proper weird stuff, so if you fancy your wife being mentally broken with scars of sick men then go for it.

Do you want your wife's mentality of a meatbag?

Their flashy appearance doesn't last long, so sell by date is very short. But *issues* may stay for very long time.

^careful theres a STW'er who is seeing a 'ex' hooker now apparently. When it was mentioned the topic (that he raised/asked the question) he got alittle shirty. I still half-think it was a clever troll.

I think popstar has misread the OP fairly drastically.

Or be single all cash is your own and life is great, well it is for me lol

Seems to me there would be more bike riding time here so that's got to be taken into account.

My wife's just gone back to 5 days/week job after having a baby a few years ago, we don't need the money but she wants to work. I'm now planning on retiring early.

BigDummy, it's theoretical response for male freeloader wannabe.

[quote=antimony ](For argument sake let's say nookie 5 times a year)

that often AND she earns megabucks? Where do I sign up?

Is there an internet in this alternative reality, and do I still have arms?

Money, plenty to spend on bikes, and with her out at work the whole time, just think of all the time to ride the nice bikes. Sounds a winning option to me.

In reality, no sex, no money, and I'm single, guess I messed up this deal.

I'm in the same boat as Benji

I'd go for the cash

Are we using the Bill Clinton definition of sexual relations?

hora - Member
I was thinking yesterday - one day Politicians (ALL OF THEM) will find even a way to tax your orgasms.

😯

Have you seen a psychologist recently? I am not sure my brain operates in the same realm as yours.

Any sort of pleasure. Any sort of treat. Afterall our salary is rinsed at every stage that we earn, spend, save or die with it.

If you had the opportunity for your missus to earn megabucks, but the downside was that she was always too busy or tired for bedroom fun, would you take it? You love your wife/girlfriend so infidelity isn't an option. So would you exchange your sex life for financial security?

I can tell you from bitter experience exactly what the outcome of that situation is. Divorce.

(For argument sake let's say nookie 5 times a year)

Hmm, not that far off. For the record nobody really won from the situation either. She nearly had a breakdown from work induced stress, and now feels guilt for her part in the situation, and I had to deal with the break up of a ten year marriage.

Oh well. At least I've learnt never to date someone who only focuses on work again.

Hora caused me problems by talking about his intense orgasms some time ago - I need a Hora filter.

So you want Be in a bigger rat race? It is still called a rat race dude.. Unless you discover a million barrels of oil in your backyard then that is a different story.

Marry a Nurse, it's like option 2, without option 1. 🙁

sex or money

I choose money over sex.

With money there will be sex whether I like it or not.

If you choose sex over money then you would probably need to sell your body for money ... some strangers will bang you silly then pay you money ... 😮

There was a similar-ish question raised on that old Den of Arseholes Pistonheads the other day - something like - 30 and skint, or 60 and loaded - I found it pretty depressing that the vast majority would give up 30 years of their life - 35-40% of it - in return for 'wealth'. It's insanity

P-Jay - Member
There was a similar-ish question raised on that old Den of Arseholes Pistonheads the other day - something like - 30 and skint, or 60 and loaded -

C'mon, majority of the 30 nowadays are skint anyway. I know I was/am so for them to choose 60 to be loaded is not a surprise.

So, we bump it up to 5 times a year and get a bucket load of cash?

Where do I sign?

30 and skint, or 60 and loaded

Depends on personal prospects really - though still skint at 30 suggests none I suppose - but plenty of students are still poor at 30...and some may stay that why really! Would be interesting to ask 60 year olds that question.

Sex 'cause the happ

Sex 'cause the happy people I know have little capital wealth, but look young and vigorous.

All the moneybags are angry and miserable and bemoaning their lack of sexery.

Also, Mrs.C has excellent genes. If we stay poor and she looks like her mum/aunts I'm fine with that.

Also, I'd rather be buying blue pills in my 80's than looking at my mansion having a miser **** over the Boden catalogue.

Money, I can take the sex problem to hand.