[Closed] Seriously do people dislike Tesco this much ?

I think I'll just kick back and quaff a bit of the Beaujolais nouveau '76 I've had knocking around.

Ponce FAIL 😉

CLASSIC THREAD!

Elf - ygm.

I ain't even been on this thread

*kicks junkys shins*

That's what I was thinking, Rich. Ain't you meant to drink Bowjolly noovo straight away, hence the 'nouveau' bit?

Like a bit of Art Nouveau meself:

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but be fair you are dull

That's what I was thinking, Rich. Ain't you meant to drink Boj noovo straight away, hence the 'nouveau' bit?

I think I'll just kick back and quaff a bit of the Beaujolais nouveau '76 I've had knocking around.

PONCE FAIL

Doubly so I'm afraid - Beaujolais Nouveau wants drinking straight away - doesn't take kindly to being stored for more than a year [/ex-off-licence-manager mode off].

Edit - beaten to the rum punch again 🙁

+1 kudos points to DS for the Sullivan reference!

stella FTW

where's that lully art neuveaux situated then..? that's real purty

so who is mountainrunner usually?

Cool, was there a subtle reference there I was supposed to get? Fire it again, but aim mentally lower this time Don, perhaps around ankle height 😉

Recently the Tesco delivery man, delivering to an old fella two doors down from me, reversed across my private parking spaces at the back of my house at speed and clobbered my garden wall, knocking my gate off its hinges onto the path and dislodging the wall by about 18". He stopped, dusted off his bumper and then drove away without making any attempt to let me know what happened. Tescos protected him and refused to give me any details. The local Cumbrian old bill selectively did nothing, failing to interview the private witness, and Tesco declined to correspond with me....although their insurers obviously saw the writing on the wall and eventually, after some effort on my part, paid out.

NOT A GOOD COMPANY.

I also once had to disinfect my entire hand after being ambushed into a handshake by a creature who has subsequently become their head of security.
Did I get some shit over that one? Yes! Deeply resented!

Cool, was there a subtle reference there I was supposed to get? Fire it again, but aim mentally lower this time Don, perhaps around ankle height

A mate of mine once accidentally knocked down part of a really old dry stone wall in Cumbria, with his vayn. This was after accidentally urinating on the lady houseowner's foot.

Weekend threads are so much more passionate than workday ones aren't they?

Great work from jenbe and the don. I love it when people try and 'enlighten' others, in previous lives no doubt they'd be in a mud hut somewhere hot spreading the word of god to a bunch of headhunters.

Can I be the first to say:

Every little helps!

The lady with the wet foot din't think so. 😐

my mate once knockked over jack straws wall in a Sainsburys waggon trying to turn round he drove off. as hA was Home secretary at the time it was all videod and witnessed by "security" and he go the sack. He hates Labour even more now....helps elfin get the threhundred he always wants the glory

Back to the OP. I drove up Stokes Croft this afternoon and was very disappointed to see that the mob also smashed the windows of Fred Baker Cycles next door to Tesco. The proprietor had been previously quoted as sympathising with the anti-Tesco protestors...

😳 must learn to count better 🙄