Bugger. I have no bread and no sausages 🙁
PS, don't forget the humble fish finger sarnie. Mmmmmmmmm.
[quote=prawny ]I've just been sick in my mouth.
MAYO![s] ON A SAUSAGE SANDWICH?![/s]
FTFY
I had a massive gammon steak for lunch. I hope that porcine delicacy will excuse me from not eating sausages today.
bacon egg and melted cheese, chilli sauce. our sandwich shop uses a blowtorch for the cheese. happy heart attack.
Bacon jam, that is all.
Bacon well done with hp brown
Sausage whole not sliced fruity brown and dash of english mustard
Went through a phase of sausage butties from a butchers on a job having tommy k and mustard .... dont know what was wrong with me to be honest.
Chvk, mayo is amazing. I have a serious problem with it. I try to ration myself and look at the calories every time I reach for the jar.
No place with a sausage though.
Why would you have brown sauce or ketchup with Mushrooms or Tomatoes?
Part of a cooked breakfast...
You're a wrong-un'
It's been said before... 
Red sauce, I'm not a northern monkey 🙄 (well scottish parents but can't stomach the haggis)
Mmmmmm lorne aka square sausage or even sausage and spam butties ftw!!!
My name is Lorne, makes for litterally seconds of hilarious fun on family holidays in Scotland in the Dumfries tesco.
Brown!
Do you lot own Whippets and flat 'ats?
I bet you have bread and butter with chips as well!
Lincolnshire sausage for the win. No sauce, apart from possibly a light chili sauce. Brown bread, rough cut, butter both sides.
Om nom nom, now have to clear dribble off my keyboard...
Flat ats brilliant. I think most northerners eat sausage as were all "hard done by" oop narf.
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PS, don't forget the humble fish finger sarnie. Mmmmmmmmm.
Get to the Naughty Corner and don't come out till one of the grown ups tells you... FFS Fish Finger Sarnies...
