MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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🙂He said he had every intention of squirting sauce over Miss McCormick, but he now regrets having done this, realising how stupid it sounds.
But it all makes sense now!
He said that he did what he did to Miss McCormick to show her what saucy really meant.
57 shades of brown
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i read that story, and came to the conclusion that it was a fairly normal story about some 14 year olds (apart from the slapping)
then I realized that the bloke is 31.. didn't spot the age of the woman.
live with their parents
conduct their relationship by text
get moody because of what books the other is reading
retaliate using condiments
go and 'tell' on each other (if he did slap her, then fair enough... but a bit of sauce in the face is hardly a police matter)
GROW UP!
Dave
My first thought was [i]"who takes their boyfriend to court for being squirted with brown sauce? get a sense of humour"[/i]
But on reading the article it seems the "boyfriend" was a bit of a d**k, as he actually went to her house with the sauce, and allegedly slapped her in the face too.
slapped her once in the face, and then squirted her with this bottle of sauce.
Isn't that a line out of 50 Shades of Grey?
Well it could have been this.
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He says no slappage occurred if thats the case then common assault is a bit harsh isn't it?
mmmmmm, salty and fishy
After reading "50 shades of grey", they decided to start practising safe sex by wearing a condiment.
He says no slappage occurred if thats the case then common assault is a bit harsh isn't it?
If he had just picked up some sauce and squirted her with it in the middle of an argument then yeah, I'd say so.
But he appears to have had a two day argument with her and then travelled to her house, with some sauce, with the premeditated intent to squirt her with it. That's a bit more serious (and bizarre).
I never thought I'd see the day where, even premeditated, squirting HP's finest at someone would be considered "more serious" than anything at all. With the possible exception of Justin Bieber's love life.
It's all becoming clear now
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Cougar - MemberAfter reading "50 shades of grey", they decided to start practising safe sex by wearing a condiment.
Thank you. Earl Grey nose wash and a lot of stares from the peeps in the office.