[b]Bank customers are being urged to avoid Santander cash machines across Lancashire after a series of incidents which threatened security, police said. [/b]
[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35953847 ]BBC[/url]
Santander Group is unable to deactivate the machines
Have they become self aware?
Do people in the North actually have money? I thought they used a barter system. Two pies for one flat cap, that sort of thing.
AVOID [s]Santander cash machines[/s] Lancashire
No problem ๐
CFH, it's 2 pigeons for a quids worth of electricity actually ๐
If you ever come to the north, be careful because the M6 is still cobbled at Wigan ๐
Simmy, I'd need to get my vaccinations up to date first.
Santander Group is unable to deactivate the machines
Simmy, I'd need to get my vaccinations up to date first.
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This is how Skynet started...
In Lancashire?
Edit: Holy shit....I think Lancashire has a bigger problem than Skynet.....my poor ears ๐
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35936315
Hello Daaave
[quote=CaptainFlashheart ]Do people in the North actually have money?
thankfully we redistribute wealth from the rich southerners or else we would be all out of lager, SKy tv , pastry based treats and, heaven forbid, have to work for a living.
Thank you for your tax effort and the free wi fi in withersppons
Got to go some **** just spilled my pint
Hitler went to Lancashire. He wasn't happy....
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ItcedKDZF0E
This is how Skynet started...
In Lancashire?
In Wiltshire, actually in Corsham. In 1982. ๐
Spanish ATMs in Lancashire compromised by Chinese hackers using Russian software, binners to blame London-centric Islington liberals.

