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<You have been eaten by a grue!

It's a good job I've not put my tea out yet or I'd be picking curry out of my keyboard about now.

Who the geoff is "Danbury Group Plc"?


 
Posted : 13/02/2013 9:43 pm
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Do I need to change my name by deed poll to DFW Golding in order to claim my winnings?

Seems you've Missed A Bond.

Coat please.


 
Posted : 13/02/2013 9:43 pm
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Thanks so much for finding my missing stock documents. Will be around to pick them up.
Yours truly
DFW Golding


 
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http://www.cnplus.co.uk/news/27aug92-uk-danbury-group-goes-into-receivership-owing-around-7m/1070280.article

[i]27 August, 1992

Essex developer the Danbury Group has gone into receivership owing about £7 million after concentrating on the conversion of riverside buildings in Malden and Colchester.[/i]

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Edit: D'oh! - beaten by ten seconds by Matt!


 
Posted : 13/02/2013 9:44 pm
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Oh, awesome.

How much do you owe to the receivers?


 
Posted : 13/02/2013 9:45 pm
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Most excellent google-fu sir.


 
Posted : 13/02/2013 9:46 pm
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😆


 
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would you be rich if they were worth 7m?


 
Posted : 13/02/2013 9:49 pm
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A whole day of anticipation for an empty bag and a disappointing climax.

Let's face it, we've all had days like that.


 
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> http://www.cnplus.co.uk/news/27aug92-uk-danbury-group-goes-into-receivership-owing-around-7m/1070280.article

🙁

Anyone want to buy a safe?


 
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A whole day of waiting for an empty bag and a disappointing climax.

Let's face it, we've all had days like that.

Mrs Cougar will be thinking the same tomorrow! 😀


 
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PMSL


 
Posted : 13/02/2013 9:54 pm
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http://www.dellam.com/cgi-bin/main.pl

this tells me they changed their name in the last 20 years


 
Posted : 13/02/2013 9:54 pm
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You have been eaten by a grue!

You win one internets!


 
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It seems they became DENBY INVESTMENT (UK) PLC in 2007

DENBY INVESTMENT (UK) PLC Active
Date of Incorporation: 4 February 1988
Share Capital: £22,310
Registered Office: Ternion Court, 264-268 Upper Fourth Street, Central Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, MK9 1DP
Company Information Public Limited Company Company Number: 02217532 Country of Origin: United Kingdom
Accounts Accounting Reference Date: 31 December Category: Group
Last made up date: 31 December 2011 Next due date: 30 June 2013
Annual Return Last made up date: 2 June 2012 Next due date: 30 June 2013
Registered Mortgages and Charges Total: 3 Outstanding: 0 Partly Satisfied: 0 Satisfied: 3
Additional Information SIC: 06100 - Extraction of crude petroleum
Last full members dated: 2 June 2012
Previous Names
12 January 2007 - ATLANTIC CASPIAN RESOURCES PLC
10 November 1997 - WEDDERBURN SECURITIES PLC
13 May 1994 - DANBURY GROUP PLC

http://www.denbyinvestment.co.uk/

http://www.shareworld.co.uk/index.php/resources/questions/67/197/Can-you-tell-me-the-latest-pri/


 
Posted : 13/02/2013 9:58 pm
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I love that the fire service issue spreaders plug direct into the cigarette lighter


 
Posted : 13/02/2013 9:58 pm
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A whole day of anticipation for an empty bag and a disappointing climax.

Let's face it, we've all had days like that.


Again, takes me back to last Friday


 
Posted : 13/02/2013 10:00 pm
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Well, I'm feeling very let down. Crap safe contents and NO zombies. It's really not good enough


 
Posted : 13/02/2013 10:00 pm
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So a wiggle of the key and a turn of the handle worked.

Well blow me down, that's how locks work. 🙄

Don't know what I've been trying for the last 10 years.


 
Posted : 13/02/2013 10:03 pm
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Entertaining read well done peeps


 
Posted : 13/02/2013 10:06 pm
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You missed the opportunity to contact Geraldo Rivera to bring in a TV crew to film the opening (by saying it had belonged to a notorious deceased UK criminal) like he did with one of Al Capone's old safes in Chicago years ago---result was the same, but I'm sure they paid the then-owner well for the live TV event.


 
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A whole day of anticipation for an empty bag and a disappointing climax.

Let's face it, we've all had days like that.

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Posted : 13/02/2013 10:13 pm
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Bit late but very effective for future reference!


 
Posted : 13/02/2013 10:17 pm
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Essex developers from the early nineties. Dodgy as. I wonder what else used to be kept in that safe...


 
Posted : 13/02/2013 10:23 pm
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Superb thread! Sitting here grinning like mad - Mrs DB thinks I'm looking at some pron site or something.


 
Posted : 13/02/2013 10:29 pm
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I meant to ask, much earlier, is Safe Cracking the opposite of a Danger ****?


 
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Heat will help the penetrating oil do it's thing too, so if you have a hot air gun it'd be worth alternating through soaking the lock with penetrating spray, heating it up as hot as you can and belting it with a rubber mallet. If nothing else the hot smells and steam/smoke make the whole process look more exciting.

Bit late now, but just in case anybody else has an exciting looking safe to open, surely if you want to heat it up it would be simpler to just use a match once you've soaked it in WD40? 😈


 
Posted : 14/02/2013 1:15 am
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Almost as exciting as the fake stw horse's skull walled up in an extension thread.

Teh awsomes. Thankyou.


 
Posted : 14/02/2013 2:04 am
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Brilliant thread. Thanks 😀


 
Posted : 14/02/2013 2:23 am
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I found an old shares certificate the other week under a drawer in a desk I bought at auction....can you do anything with them if the company ie still trading?


 
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Wouldn't have thought so. Shares will be in a individual's name usually.

Now, if it was bearer bonds...


 
Posted : 14/02/2013 10:04 am
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Dodgy as. I wonder what else used to be kept in that safe...

There appears to be some blunt force spatter on the paper work


 
Posted : 14/02/2013 10:31 am
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I just forum searched DANBURY, as I live near and was looking for local routes. This thread came up and made me laugh so much I wanted to resurrect it!

Enjoy as much as I did!!


 
Posted : 25/01/2014 10:31 pm
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Thanks smurfly, missed it first time around, just been giggling like mad reading through it. It's threads like this that keep me coming back. 😀


 
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It's the photo of what I guess is a nuclear bomb that amuses me

All the technology that that era could muster, the result of many years of research and development. The ultimate weapon with the power to lay waste to vast areas and kill hundreds of thousands of innocent souls. The difference between a free world or domination by the axis of evil

And some wooden wedges to stop it rolling out the door...............


 
Posted : 26/01/2014 9:52 am
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[quote=chico66 opined]And some wooden wedges to stop it rolling out the door...............

Well what else do you suggest they use?


 
Posted : 26/01/2014 10:12 am
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Where did that fake horse skull thread disappear to?


 
Posted : 26/01/2014 10:48 am
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Did he ever open the safe?


 
Posted : 26/01/2014 10:50 am
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I like the fact that everybody got the end of the thread without asking Flatfish what he does for a living. Ahhh, simpler but somehow better times


 
Posted : 26/01/2014 11:09 am
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I've actually bothered to read the thread. A bit of an anti climax, molgrips, WD40 and a key.


 
Posted : 26/01/2014 11:20 am
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appreciate the bump, I missed this one, and i though it was fun 😀


 
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