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Make sure you do it from a [b]safe[/b] place 🙂
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How sure are you its not the safe from the 'lovely bones'?
This ought to do it:
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Try Ebay for a s/h one, it'll be cheaper.
And if it doesn't open the safe, then you probably don't need to worry because the all out nuclear holocaust that follows your detonation of the device will probably render the contents of the safe un-important....... 😉
(pretty sure that should be enough "key words" to interest Echelon btw)
Check if the back of it is as solid as the rest...a lot of safes were built into walls meaning the door was the most solid, the rest not so much. Some dodgy characters I used to know referred to them as 'peely backs' and would crack the back open with an axe (not sure what kind of axe?!?)!
You will need :
An ageing ex-con with a heart of gold
A bespectacled geek who can hack into any computer system simply by typing 'Access Override'
A large tough-looking black guy who's actually very gentle and abhors violence
A glamorous girl in a tight fitting black cat suit
Average ST forumites then.
Other than the glamourous girl............... 😉
Ok, so tried some more WD40 (didn't have time to get penetrating stuff, nor the confidence to order it without smirking)... Nothing.
So gave the mole grips a go...
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Oh FFS!!!!
So what happened?
Is he locked inside now ?
So gave the molgrip a go
How did he help?
They didn't work.
So I tried with both molegrips and wiggling the key... and that did work.
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No glow emanating from within = sad panda
*is on seat edge*
The suspenders are killing me.
Is it empty? Is it?
TELL US WHAT'S IN THE SAFE!
Narnia? if so keep away from Tumnus, the fella cant be trusted.
Arrrggghhhhh come on we're all waiting- there's more people watching this thread with baited breath even fergie and mourinho are watching it
*hand in the air waving furiously*
I mentioned to use the molgrips, it was me who opened it by proxy!!!
WHATS INSIDE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK OK CMON JUST OPEN IT AND TELL US DAMN IT!
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I can't believe I'm wasting my evening watching a thread on a bike forum about a man opening a safe. I love STW.
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Fergie "The OP is making us wait"
Mourinho " this OP is playing zee mind games yes"
Well... it wasn't empty.
But there wasn't any gold.... something better.
Actually not better at all. But more intriguing. Slightly.
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oooh what's in the bag? awesome thread!
You are an evil man!
Why would you put a bag of awesome thread in a safe? Someone really takes their embroidery seriously.
A TSB Bank bag?
you're ronnie biggs 😯
More like Derek Smalls.
The door is open, he looked inside and was mesmerised by the bright light drawing him in like a myriad of stars glistening like pieces of quicksilver cast ceaselesley on the black velevet looking interior.
His mind raced at the thought of expensive jewels or Campag or shimano bike parts.
He tried to close the door,but was being drawn more and more into the ebony void of infinite space, then sudenly without warning a voice was heard behid him, shouting,
"YOUR DINNERS ON THE TABLE, LEAVE THAT BLOODY SAFE ALONE".
(sorry, I appear to have wandered into the Wise Cracking thread by mistake)
Bearer bonds under the sack ?
That's evidence of your involvement in a major bank job.
You're nicked sonny, you're goin' darn!
That is a note saying - Too Late. Dinners on the Table. MOVE IT.
The bag, alas, was empty...
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But there were documents underneath...
is this a cliff hanger for season 2?
The door hasn't any special deadlocks either so you could have jemmied it
There had better be zombies in this story
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*holds breath*
The bag, alas, was empty...
But there were documents underneath...
> Read Documents
You have been eaten by a grue!
I reckon the wire behind it meens that the spooks know you are in. Leave the building, quick, and never return. They know you know.
If no zombies then at least some kind of shark/octopus/piranha mutant..
No zombies thankfully... but there was this:
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I'm assuming that it makes me wealthy beyond my wildest dreams.
Do I need to change my name by deed poll to DFW Golding in order to claim my winnings?
😐