Chuck Norris hasn't died, life just stopped being able to handle him.
One of the few men who could roundhouse kick in snug levi's and cowboy boots, who made the headband cool before Rambo and the inspiration for Chuck Norris facts.
RIP to the man, the myth and the legend. An icon of my childhood.
https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/chuck-norris-dead-dies-latest-5HjdWfk_2/
Death had to take him in his sleep, for if Chuck had been awake, there would have been a fight, and death would have lost
RIP
...God is in for a kicking when Chuck arrives at the pearly gates! The temerity to take Chuck Norris!
- "Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago, but Death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet."
Looks like Death grew a set...
He never read a book in his life. Never had to. He just stared them down until they confessed.
God is in for a kicking when Chuck arrives at the pearly gates! The temerity to take Chuck Norris!
Maybe God requested his help to fight evil for him in the coming apocalypse!
Chuck will carry his own coffin.
I heard they are going to bury the coffin in Chuck !
I heard he was to be buried in the Virgin Islands. To be known hereafter as the Islands.
Heard the news, came here for the jokes. Was not disappointed.
I heard that Chuck will lead his own funeral.
I heard his family wanted a cremation but are struggling to find an active volcano with a pa system and seating for 100,000 mourners
I'd give it a few more hours before we know the Grim Reaper hasn't been defeated for sure.
Trump loving maga **** yet also had some laudable moments with his charity work
Stolen from elsewhere:
After 86 years of negotiation, Death has finally accepted Chuck Norris' terms.
Chuck Norris once asked a woman to calm down, and she did.
Trump loving maga **** yet also had some laudable moments with his charity work
Give it a rest mate...don't you have anything better to do at 4am
Trump loving maga **** yet also had some laudable moments with his charity work
Give it a rest mate...don't you have anything better to do at 4am
Nope, couldn't get any sleep last night but I'll give things a rest for you regarding the openly bigoted and homophobic movie star who launched a thousand memes 😶