Fly tipping garden waste is a very poor idea. For peat sake.
Basic mistake is you shouldn't have used the Wheelie bin, it's just not cutting-hedge technology.
its a wheelbarrow ramp, as that pile was built entirely using one ....
You could ride up it, but the far side would be hairy! I suppose with a bit more rubble you could use the wall as a drop off, however it would be around 8ft to flat.
I wouldn't have done it in the first place.
But I'd not be worried about being caught.
Not happening.
After a bit of weather, that stuff could have come from anywhere, anytime.
I just luv the comedy value of this thread.
And the local authourity types here who don't like that a public got away with a mistermeaner.
And, they shouldn't be on the web.
Back to Work, council worker !.
If I was the OP, I would be soiling myself.
Beg for a Miracle and it might just Gro away
^^^^ I call for an STW comedy forum.
Oh, wait !....
😆
But, why so angry...about everything?
No - just the socially irresponsible who can't be bothered to dispose of their own waste in a proper fashion. Or are you pro fly-tipping?
If it's only grass and soil, it's not a hardcore crime.
Or are you pro fly-tipping?
I don't think he was being paid so this makes him
"Amateur Fly Tipping"
I hate fly tipping, fair bit of it going on near my offroad commute, not getting very worked up about this case tho. It [b]is[/b] tipping but I'll let the feds decide whether it's worth getting in a tizzy about.
dunno, if its got rubble in it. Then its considered to be hardcore.
[i]The wife's doing her nut as well now. Apparently, she told me not to do it last night. I don't remember.[/i]
You see, despite all that the local authority can do to fine you etc the fact that your wife;
1) told you not to do it
and
2) you weren't listening and did it anyway
is what's going to cause you all the pain and anguish in the long term.
Every time you so much as look at a blade of grass in future you'll flinch.
Relax man, just say you "divet" have anything to do with it.
Yeah poor i know but i had to join in.
[i]No - just the socially irresponsible who can't be bothered to dispose of their own waste in a proper fashion. Or are you pro fly-tipping? [/i]
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"Amateur Fly Tipping"
Keeping himself available for the Olympics.
If it's only grass and soil, it's not a hardcore crime.
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[i]I don't think he was being paid so this makes him
"Amateur Fly Tipping"
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Yeah, but who'd sponsor him to go Pro.
And where will the World Champs be staged ?.
Just think if you had japanese knot weed spores in that dirt you would be getting done for that too bud. And thats worse!
My driveway needs tarmacing, any chance of a quote ?
If there's any seed of doubt in your mind that you won't get away with it, you could always mow your neigbour down in your car and hope no one notices he's missing. Taking lawn'order into your own hands could be risky though.
[i]Just think if you had japanese knot weed spores in that dirt you would be getting done for that too bud. And thats worse! [/i]
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Sorry Monksie.
Its ECT for you now.
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This is what happens when people take the lawn into their own hands
Out loud s**** 🙂
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And where will the World Champs be staged ?.
Lawndon fly-tipping olympics?
Amateur Fly Tipping is the root of all evil.
Would it be "Tip 'n' Field'
or
Re-Cycling
Have you ever taken a drunken whiz in your back garden? There might be DNA!
No DNA in whiz*, have you never watched CSI?
*unless you're kindeys are very ill
So is Monksie going to give FlyMo Farah a run for his money in the '5000m wheelie bin to the local woods and back' event then?
Looks like the OP has some HOVER BOVER.... lol
The Environmental Protection Act 1990 and the maximum fine is £50000 and/or up to five years in prison.
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Best part is that he omitted it here :-)... the confession.
I put it to you my lord!
So when the other prisoners hear he's inside for dumping a ton of grass in his local woods they'll think he's some sort of major crim.
[i]So is Monksie going to give FlyMo Farah a run for his money in the '5000m wheelie bin to the local woods and back' event then? [/i]
Forget that.
Question is, can anyone get tickets to the event..
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Dumping numerous loads of soil and grass down a steep bank, you may wekll have suffocated a load of trolls or doggers.
Just wait till the environmnet agency get to hear of the matter.
Oh and the chap who spoted you wasnt he undercover working for Special Branch.
[i]a load of trolls or doggers[/i]
[i]Oh and the chap who spoted you wasnt he undercover working for Special Branch.[/i]
Struggling to see the distinction....
Can imagine him now, in prison.......
Cell mate 'what ya been sent dahn for?'
Monksie 'grass'
CM 'ah dealing yeah?'
M 'spreading it round the neighbourhood'
CM 'skunk?'
M 'what?!'
CM 'you know, skunk, grass, weed?'
M 'no, youre mistaken, actual proper grass'
CM 'fackin nonce'
Have you ever taken a drunken whiz in your back garden? There might be DNA!
Semen would be my worry. If you have ever slipped out into the garden (one moon-lit night) for a danger-w*** then I would say you are in deep trouble. A CSI humvee is likely to pull up any moment.
[i]If you have ever slipped out into the garden (one moon-lit night) for a danger-w*** [/i]
WTF ? !.
If I were of that persuasion.
I'd hardly be bothered about a techinical infringement of fly tipping regs....
Farmer guilty of damaging one of Derbyshire’s finest conservation sitesA Derbyshire farmer has been ordered to pay financial penalties totalling £18,710 and to carry out restoration work at his own expense, after admitting to carrying out un-authorised activities in an area legally protected for its rare geological features and upland habitats, within the Peak District National Park.
Robert Hall of Longnor, Buxton pleaded guilty to un-authorised ditch work and dumping spoil along the ditch edge, rush cutting and overgrazing at High Peak Magistrates Court on Thursday 1 March. His actions, within the Goyt Valley Site of Special Scientific Interest (SSSI) have resulted in significant damage to the interest features for which the site is notified.
This could be you OP!!! 😛
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Monksie's on the run but the forces of lawnorder are catching up with him
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If you have ever slipped out into the garden (one moon-lit night) for a danger-w***
WOW......just WOW!
EDIT - WOW
The OP will have to fly to Brazil to escape the lawn arm of the law....
I'll get my coat.
Go back and deturf the ground with a spade and bury your stuff underneath, then returf and work the ground nicely. They'll have problems figuring out what went on. In future, you know what to do.
My shop is geared towards ladies,I have lady staff and mostly lady customers.
Drivel like this is my main source of male bonding during work hours.
Keep up the good work everyone.
[i]My shop is geared towards ladies,I have lady staff and mostly lady customers[/i]
I'm guessing you don't specialise in OO gauge model railways?
This thread is useless without a live webcam feed
[i]This thread is useless without a live webcam feed [/i]
Maybe.... But I say get the Worlds greatest detective onto the case.
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