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Brown with sausages.

Or nothing.

But not red.


 
Posted : 11/04/2015 1:04 pm
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No sauce, ever!


 
Posted : 11/04/2015 1:25 pm
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Red but salad cream on all cold meat.


 
Posted : 11/04/2015 1:30 pm
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Sausage & mayo

Decent bacon doesn't need sauce to hide under


 
Posted : 11/04/2015 1:32 pm
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Always brown.


 
Posted : 11/04/2015 6:01 pm
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Brown before noon, red after - similar to cappuccino...


 
Posted : 11/04/2015 6:05 pm
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For me its ketchup on chip shop fish and chips and Hot Dogs (accompanied by mustard) only. This sickly sweet mush has no business being anywhere else other than with chip shop fish and chips - unless, of course, you treat yourself to having your Fish and Chips with Gravy or curry sauce, which supersedes the need for Ketchup.

Mayo on chips if not chip shop fish and chips. But of course its brown sauce on bacon and sausage butty's or a fry up. On eggs or an omelette there has to be a generous sprinkling of Hot Smoked Paprika!

Obviously Gravy is the king of sauces so I wouldn't sully my plate with ketchup or brown sauce if there is gravy on there. The only thing that can accompany gravy is mustard, horseradish sauce or mint sauce depending upon the meat! And certainly no sauces with a decent pie - there should be sufficient gravy/sauce within the pie. Assuming of course its a proper pie - i.e. with the filling completely contained with a short crust pastry or suet casing - no puff pastry and certainly no casserole with a puff pastry top masquerading as a Pie - the trade descriptions people need to get involved on this issue!


 
Posted : 11/04/2015 6:23 pm
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To confuse matters slightly, but also to end the argument. Reddy-brown.

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Posted : 11/04/2015 6:31 pm
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Depends on the sausages and what I'm doing after eating the sammich. If I'm riding after and/or the sausages are really good quality then it's HP fruity, otherwise some variant of chilli sauce. Tomato ketchup has no place in my life.


 
Posted : 11/04/2015 6:34 pm
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None. Good sausage needs none.


 
Posted : 11/04/2015 6:35 pm
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According to my wife and younger daughter:

Sausage or bacon sandwich: tomato ketchup.

Sausage or bacon sandwich with fried egg: brown sauce.

Woe betide anyone (that'll be me then) who gets this wrong.


 
Posted : 11/04/2015 6:37 pm
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Depending on my mood in order of preference.

For German style smoked hot dog = ketchup and mustard

For quality sausage or bacon = mustard only

For any low quality sausage or bacon = sweet Chilli sauce and ketchup.

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Posted : 11/04/2015 6:44 pm
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Can I bring cheese singles into the equation at this point?

Sausage - brown (and a cheese single or 5)
Bacon - red (with a fried egg)

Anything else and you're a deviant!


 
Posted : 11/04/2015 6:58 pm
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chilli relish on sausage, red on bacon


 
Posted : 11/04/2015 7:00 pm
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And certainly no sauces with a decent pie

Not even......?

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Posted : 11/04/2015 7:02 pm
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For cheese on toast, a few drops of this is the business. Especially if there are strands of fried onion running through the cheese:

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Posted : 11/04/2015 7:04 pm
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Your all deluded. A touch of good English mustard with bacon or sausage is how it works.


 
Posted : 11/04/2015 7:31 pm
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Neither I like to taste my dead animals, not cover them in fruity filth.


 
Posted : 11/04/2015 7:46 pm
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Brown on square sausage butties, red on traditional sausages. Simples


 
Posted : 11/04/2015 7:51 pm
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No sauce at all. Any sausage worth the name should have enough flavour without covering it in sugary spice. Ok maybe some quality mustard.

(Daaaahling)


 
Posted : 11/04/2015 8:14 pm
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And I thought some of the guests on the show overthink it!

Red.


 
Posted : 11/04/2015 9:11 pm
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Red sauce is for burgers and only when you have run out of other chilli based alternative sauces and is acceptable on chips, where it may be joined by mayonnaise.

Sausage, bacon or egg sandwiches in any combination should only be consumed with a brown or yellow condiment or salt and pepper or hot pepper sauce (egg on its own)


 
Posted : 11/04/2015 9:16 pm
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Red for egg
Brown for meat


 
Posted : 11/04/2015 9:17 pm
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Wot G-D said


 
Posted : 11/04/2015 9:20 pm
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Brown, if its needed only to mask rubbish bangers.


 
Posted : 11/04/2015 9:39 pm
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May I suggest slicing up some red peppers and roasting them with the sausages, don't need any sauce then, lovely!


 
Posted : 11/04/2015 9:46 pm
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When did it become "red sauce"? It's tomato ketchup, that's it's name because it's a ketchup made from tomatoes that tastes of tomato.

Quite. I try my best to educate the staff at Greggs into this simple matter.

Anyway, it's tomato ketchup with bacon, brown sauce with sausage. Trust me I know these things. Also, of course Hendos is de riguer with a pie, but it's a relish not a sauce.


 
Posted : 11/04/2015 11:50 pm
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I had a "sausage casserole" Pot Noodle today, and it came with a sachet of tomato sauce.

I'll leave conclusions as an exercise for the reader.


 
Posted : 12/04/2015 12:00 am
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[i]When did it become "red sauce"? It's tomato ketchup, that's it's name because it's a ketchup made from tomatoes that tastes of tomato.[/i]

Quite. I try my best to educate the staff at Greggs into this simple matter.

Anyway, it's tomato ketchup with bacon, brown sauce with sausage. Trust me I know these things. Also, of course Hendos is de riguer with a pie, but it's a relish not a sauce.

You sir are a man of taste & totally correct if the said items need accompaniments due to them being of inferior quality.
Otherwise they need no addition to render them a most cromulent way to satisfy your hunger.


 
Posted : 12/04/2015 12:02 am
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Brown for sausages unless proper proper top notch one ( which seemingly do not exist in perth). Bacon is trickier, generally brown, but if eggs involved I think it has to be red. Or Lee n Perrins.


 
Posted : 12/04/2015 12:33 am
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If your meat products are of such poor quality that you need to put any kind of peasant sauce on your sandwich, you clearly have more important issues to deal with.


 
Posted : 12/04/2015 12:46 am
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Links - brown and tattie scone
Lorne - brown and fried onions
Bacon - ketchup and fried egg (if egg is of good quality ie. fresh from the arse then no sauce necessary

That's in a roll. (not a cob, barm, belcher, bun, fap, squelch or any other backward term)


 
Posted : 12/04/2015 7:04 am
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The only time red is appropriate is when an egg is served without meat, eg egg on toast, egg and chips. As soon as you have the addition of meat, it's brown


 
Posted : 12/04/2015 7:51 am
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I always go for a bit of both. If I can only have the one then it's brown on bacon and ketchup on sausages. Just ketchup on bacon isn't right, I'd rather go without.


 
Posted : 12/04/2015 8:12 am
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That's in a [s]roll[/s] muffin, (not a cob, barm, belcher, bun, fap, squelch or any other backward term)


 
Posted : 12/04/2015 10:40 am
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Bacon sandwich, brown.
Sausage sandwich, red.
Egg sandwich, red.
Bacon and egg sandwich red.
Fried breakfast, brown.
Steak & chips, brown.
Quiche, brown.
Fish and chip, just salt and vinegar or curry sauce (anyone who puts ketchup on chip shop chips is just wrong).
Chicken and chips, just salt or gravy (again, ketchup is just wrong).
Mc Donald's, barbecue sauce.

Ketchup I am not to fussy about brand but brown has to be HP.
Did attempt to boycott HP when they moved production to the Netherlands but did not last long.


 
Posted : 12/04/2015 11:41 am
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For the uninitiated...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00mjjxr

Pure radio Prozac.


 
Posted : 12/04/2015 11:48 am
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Gee Atherton's on with Danny Baker this morning on the Sausage Sandwich Game


 
Posted : 18/04/2015 9:10 am
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Fame at last for the young lad.


 
Posted : 18/04/2015 9:42 am
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Bacon buttie = brown
Sausage buttie = brown
Fish finger buttie = red
For dipping chips in = red

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Posted : 18/04/2015 9:55 am
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He chose poorly.
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Posted : 18/04/2015 9:58 am
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Fascinated to hear how Gee deals with Danny's sense of humour. Might have to let this one jump the queue on my podcast list.


 
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