Death: We're gonna cut you up so small the worms won't even need to chew.
Rimmer: You can't frighten me! I'm a coward, I'm always scared!
Queeg.
Better than life.
Seminal stuff but the books are better, much darker.
books are better, much darker.
I've never bothered with the books, worth a punt then?
I had to look up the exact quote, but Rimmers c*cked up space corps directive quotes always cracked me up 🙂
Rimmer: In which case we can remove him from duty as per Space Corps Directive 196156.
Kryten: 196156? Any officer caught sniffing the saddle of the exercise bicycle in the women's gym will be discharged without trial? Hmm. I'm sorry, sir, that doesn't quite get to the nub of the matter for me
As did Krytens 'that reminds me of an old Android proverb, 0011110000011100000 etc'
I like. 😀
I never get bored of the opening scene of Camille with Lister trying to teach Kryton to lie 🙂
I love the books. Very different from the series.
Another series for Dave is on the cards last I heard.
Was in the audience for the last one they did. Yeah they're old and it's not quite as classic but it's still fun and it's a laugh watching Robert Llewellyn staying in character between takes. Kryten has the best lines, well, and the cat.
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FISH!Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
FISH!
Wilma Flintstone
Kryton's universal groinal attachement
Why thank you.
My fave:
Kryten: I can't hear anything at all sir
Lister: whys that Kryten?
Kryten: because there are noooooo sounds.
Don't know why but that scene makes me laugh hysterically - krytens visage does it I think.
"Is this normal?"
"What, taking pictures of it and showing it to your mates? NO!"
Kryten " well twist my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska"
Not sure why that one stuck with me but it still makes me giggle
Seminal stuff but the books are better, much darker.
The audio books read by Chris Barrie are better again...
Sums up STW posters pretty well..
"I just want to say: over the years, I have come to regard you as . . . people I met." - Rimmer, Holoship
Arnold Judas Rimmer bsc (bronze swimming certificate)has by far the best lines. Most of them happen to be insults.
QUIT YOUR FOUL WHINING YOU FILTHY PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!
Let's face it, buddy. I have a body that makes men wet.
We are legion.
And, of course;
Shmeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeed.
Double Polaroid.....
Rimmer: Kryten! Unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit. I'm alive!
Oh and I didn't know there was an Series 1 to 8 DVD boxset, instantly ordered online, so I'm going to popular when that arrives and I have a marathon Red Dwarf session
My sister and I watched the entire series 1-7 boxset when she came to visit me at university (a few years ago). We drank cider, ate pizza and watched back-to-back episodes. Great times! Although all week, my dreams featured the theme tune every 30 minutes.
Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
A superlative idea sir with just two minor flaws....
I liked the one where the recorded Cats body signs, heart beat etc, and laid down a dance tune.
On and off watcher. Mostly preferred it on.
Holly, this isn,t my breast! I want my own nipple back (squezes breast and pauses) no hurry.
I've never bothered with the books, worth a punt then?
Oh yes. Red Dwarf and Better than Life are great. I'm not so keen on the others.
Holly the ships computer with an iq of 6000, the same iq as 6000 pe teachers.
I also liked the April fools joke holly played on lister about norweb and the sausage.
Kind of a quote.... 🙂
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Mike - I racked my brains for that one.
Holly did Rimmer ever work in garbage disposal?
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Lister: imagine making love to a woman with six breasts.
Rimmer: imagine making love to a woman.
Both from the same episode iirc.
From the first episode.
Toddhunter: Oh Rimmer you are a goit.
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If a jobs worth doing do it well. If a jobs not worth doing give it to Rimmer.
Love it. Meltdown is a work of genius;
Lister: Rimmer, what's going on out there? Is that Mahatma Gandhi? What's he doing practising hand-to-hand combat with a nun?
Rimmer: That's not a nun, Listy. That's Lieutenant Colonel Mother Theresa.
To Ganymede and Titan yes sir I've been around,
but there aint no place in the whole of space as that good old toddlin' town,
lunar city seven your'e my idea of heaven,
you good old fashioned terraformed settlement.
Remember it's Rimmer's mind out there. Expect sickness!
Two full series seemed to sort my Migraine out.
A productive day.
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Oh and I didn't know there was an Series 1 to 8 DVD boxset, instantly ordered online, so I'm going to popular when that arrives and I have a marathon Red Dwarf session
Add to that Back to Earth and series X.
Back to Earth is not so good, but on rewatching the directors cut it's not so bad, especially with the Blade Runner references, and series X to me feels more like the early days of Dwarf, which I always preferred anyway.
Too slow, chicken marengo! Too slow for this cat...
Back to Earth is not so good, but on rewatching the directors cut it's not so bad,
There's a Director's Cut? Why was I not aware of this.
Kochanski I know ive been spoiled , brought up in the trendiest part of glasgow
Lister, yeah i know you said , the gorbals
Open communications channels Lister. Broadcast on all known frequencies, and in all known languages, including Welsh.
