[Closed] Red dwarf

Smoke me a kipper...

Like most things that went on so long it had its ups and downs. Fondly remembered.

The work of unbridled genius. Duane Dibley......

From memory it got really good when Rimmer turned up.. Series three? Then went terrible when kachansky (spelling) re-appeared, around series... 8?

EDIT sorry was it Kryten that appeared later ...?

Love

Although it'd be full blown man love if it wasn't for the later efforts.

Edit: beaten to it

Edit edit: I'm off sick today, know what I'm doing this morning.

Would anyone like some toast?

I'd do Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma

Holly

later efforts really lacked the edge, i think the best was series 5.
Quarantine being a total classic!

Smeeeeeeeeeg Heeeeeeaaaaaad!!!!!!

Lager, the only thing that can kill a curry.

Love,

I remember watching the 1st episode,
When it 1st aired thinking it was a serious SciFi drama

It got tired as they got old but its cool to see some good SciFi plots mixed up with ridiculous comedy, rare for tv
my wife can probably tell u series and episode of any quote I throw at her, its one of the reasons I married her I think

Is now a good time to ask about a pay rise?

go to red alert! are you sure sir? it does mean changing the bulb.

Ahhh, smug mode!

Love it 😀

Holly: [her IQ has been increased to 12,000] Strike a light! I'm a genius again! I know everything! Metaphysics, philosophy, the purpose of being-everything! Ask me a question, any question, and I'll answer it."
Talkie Toaster: "Any question?"
Holly: "Yes."
Talkie Toaster: "How to break the speed of light? How to marry quantum mechanics and classical physics? Any question at all, truly anything and you will answer?"
Holly: "Yes."
Talkie Toaster: "OK, here's my question: Would you like some toast?"

Rimmer steps out into the doorway, his jacket is torn below the shoulder.
Lister You've lost me arm!
Rimmer I've lost your watch too.
Lister You bastard!
Rimmer No you're right. It's my fault. My hands are up... well my hand is up.
Lister You think this is funny?
Rimmer No. But this is.
Reveals that the 'missing' arm was behind his back and makes obscene gestures with both hands

Talkie Toaster: "Howdy doodly do. How's it going? I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?"
Lister: Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast."
Kryten: "Let me have a talk to him, mechanical to mechanical. Now you listen here..."
Talkie Toaster: "How about a muffin?"
Lister: "Or muffins! We don't like muffins 'round here! We want no muffins, no toast, no tea cakes, no buns, baps, baguettes, or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, and no hot cross buns, and definetely, no smeggin' flapjacks!"
Talkie Toaster: "Aaah...so you're a waffle man!" (RD: White Hole)

Everybodys dead Dave

. bigrich - Member
go to red alert! are you sure sir? it does mean changing the bulb

LOLcano

Rimmers Risk Log book

Kryten on the radio: "Iron duke, Iron Duke; this is pawn sacrifice..."

Love it, although it has aged terribly! Mrs D bought me the DVD box set a couple of years ago.

The show of my teens was the Young Ones, never got into Red Dwarf but did me the "cat" at Touratech last year.

Was v.good until Grant Naylor split up

Your guitar was made of camphor wood? Burn the soldiers! Burn the Armée du Nord! Let them lay down their lives in the name of friendship

So what is it?

[I'm gonna catch you little fishy !!!

eat*

Rimmerworld:

I'd do Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma

Lager, the only thing that can kill a curry.

"Relative time dilation, in an amazingly compressed space"
"So what is it?"
and
"Pool God, King of the Cues, Prince - of the planet potters!"

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"Mr Flibble is very cross, you shouldn't have run away from him. What are we going to do with them Mr Flibble?"

[i]Mr Flibble 'whispers' into Rimmer's ear.[/i]

"We can't possibly do that! Who'd clear up the mess?"

FISH!

everybodys dead dave!
Kryton's universal groinal attachement 🙂

FISH!

Today's fish is [i]trout a la creme[/i]. Enjoy your meal.

Love ?

Hate ?

mild indiferrence, started amusing then quickly became rather dull

but not as dull as people who think endlessly quoting someome elses jokes makes [i]them[/i] funny 😛

"Pool God, King of the Cues, Prince - of the planet potters!"

You jammy goit.

"So forgive me if I'm being thicker than the offspring of a village idiot and a TV weather girl, but what was the point of that little exercise? "

[i]"I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle."[/i]
Dave Lister

🙂

Episode 3 commenced.

In between bouts of man flu delirium.

Cougar you're right, it's been a while

Brilliant but got a bit shite towards the end,never tire of watching the old reruns on Dave

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Rimmer song[/url] 🙂

it's been a while

Yeah. I should rectify that. Though I'm banned at home from watching anything I can largely recite. (-:

Look, we've all got something to contribute to this discussion. And I think what you should contribute from now on is silence. Rimmer

Series 1 finale started.

I did get of the sofa to use the toilet, just.

*not a red dwarf quote