Last night my girlfriend said to me, "Did you know, butterflies only live for two days?"
I said, "Honey, I think that's a myth."
"No", she replied, "It's definitely a butterfly."
Don't let it slam behind you, there's a good chap.
they're the best ones. made me chuckle for at least five seconds
In a real life imitiating bad jokes moment.....
I used to go out with an industrial archeologist, and one day we went to visit a working water driven mill. We went to look at the water wheel itself which was thundering away in full flow. In the corner was quite a lovely sculptural bit of woodwork.
"Oh look" I said "I think thats the wooden former that the hub of the wheel would have been cast from"
And she said "Pattern"
So I shouted "Oh look, I think thats the wooden former that the hub of the wheel would have been cast from"
You see, I thought she'd said "Pardon"
because..
pphhhhh
oh forget it.
I SOLed*.
(* Smiled Out Loud)
how do you make an apple puff.chase it round the garden.forum closed!!! 😉
A Myth is a female Moth, right?
A Myth is a female Moth, right?
no - it's a Kiwi moth 😉
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Ignore it. It's Spam.