Rasp

Soft summer fruit of a red/pink nature often found on pavlova or in jam? Yes

Bike ride? No

Range Action Safety Plan? Yup.

Bike ride? Nope.

Thing like a file, yes

Classic Peak E2 that defeated me, yes

Bike ride, no

Rasp as in out of breath/hard work/ I guess I can see it, but it's a new buzz word for me.

The sounds I often make during climbing on the bike? Yep.

Bike ride? Nope.

Razz, yes.
Rasp, absolutely never ever.

Bike ride? Never

Paragliding? Very useful weather forecast  https://www.rasp.stratus.org.uk/

Classic Peak E2 that defeated me, yes

God I hate that overhanging lump of rock. Shredded hands.

I only know one guy that uses it.

Every.

Single.

Time.

I'm sure it's the same chap.

We often cycle through Rasp Wood between Denny and Larbert 🙂

Nah, new one on me, and it makes no sense whatsoever.

Maybe it’s some stupid TicToc influencer bullshit.

That must really grate on you.

Hedge rasp, like a sticky porno mag found in well, a hedge?

How old is he? Ignore people under 30, they just pollute the language with nonsense.

I’m sure it’s the same chap.

Given our locations I suspect it is.

So that's a no from everyone then.

A retro rasp perchance?

I suspect he's not that into tiktok 😅