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Just reading the news about the fire at Morrisons in Penrith and the Fire Chief has come out with this: [b]At the moment the devastation is quite bad.[/b] Made me chuckle 😆
Posted : 04/12/2009 8:17 am
'Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down'. 
Posted : 05/12/2009 8:55 pm
Spike Milligan's epitaph:
[i]Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite[/i]
"I told you I was ill"
Posted : 05/12/2009 9:05 pm
about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it
Bob?
E. Blackadder
Posted : 05/12/2009 9:22 pm
I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
- Douglas Adams
Posted : 05/12/2009 9:28 pm
Stephen Fry describing countryside as “murdering Piers Morgan"
nearly spat a mouthful of coffee across the cafe when I read that in The Word this afternoon.
Posted : 05/12/2009 9:49 pm