[Closed] Pretty Lady Seduction Techniques....

we all don't give up like you

Genius - comedy retort of the year. If going to the gym makes me look like a moon faced Freddy Mecury, I'll give it a miss ta

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True. In fact that could be emsz and her bird.

Well, everyday's a school day. I've just learned that you don't make conversation about DIY. Who'd have guessed.

If going to the gym makes me look like a moon faced Freddy Mecury

Better than looking like a long-faced Chimp then? 😆 😉

Better than having a face like a long-faced Chimp then?

I've been called a lot of things but a long faced chimp is a new one. I give up, you're clearly not going to bite - you win 😆

I've had no coffee today

As Keith Lemon Says "feel the cloth of my sleeve - that's boyfriend material"!!

Good luck!!

Is the technique different for an "ugly" lady?? 😉

Pay attention, make them laugh, be yourself.

Don't put on the following, whip out a bottle of Baileys and 2 mugs;

This thread needs photos so we understand the level of flange being dealt with here

"Long faced chimp" if the comments above are anything to go by.

We need photo's +1

wrecker - Member
She needs to see the goods. It's only right that you oblige.....

Just not in your Bibs, that won't work.

Sensibly, take her out for a drink and watch for the signs - eye contact, playing with her hair, damp patch on her chair etc. If you get all of those, its time to ask to escort her home - your home.

Read "The Game" by Neil Strauss

[url= http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Undercover-Secret-Society-Artists/dp/184767237X ]Pick up artists book.[/url]

Is the technique different for an "ugly" lady??

* that's the foreplay

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Hang on, I'm confused, is he actually in the middle of seduction and sneaked of for advice from the mind hive that is STW?

Anyway magic tips: Just be yourself.
Don't wear any of that cheap foreign muck bottled as Eau de porc, don't eat too much garlic.
And really, really don't whisper romantically into her ear 'insert incorrect name here'.

Good luck.

Be old fashioned. Tit her up first.

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Bunnyhop - Member

Anyway magic tips: Just be yourself.

Unless you're terrible, then be someone else.

You don't want to live with a woman who constantly complains about your favourite thing in life! So if you are looking for a keeper, then tell her about your bike habit straight off. If she panics, she's not the one for you.

Bunnyhop - member

And really, really don't whisper romantically into her ear 'insert incorrect name here'.

Too true. That time I called you Julian just killed the moment.

Lick her face, call her 'My little project' and order for her.

They love that.

Too true. That time I called you Julian just killed the moment.

Buzzlightyear has it. Take her into the garage and show her the collection before any rumpy pumpy. She needs to know that'll you'll be spending all of the weekends on an mtb and riding off on dark, windy, wet nights, coming back dripping wet and covered in muck from the outset

[i]Well totally understandable as we are like identical twins. MartynS has also made this mistake.[/i]

Which way round? 🙂

Serenade her

IHN - Member

Well totally understandable as we are like identical twins. MartynS has also made this mistake.

Which way round?

Whisper in her ear: "It puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose again"

Works every time.

ask her 1st if she likes rimming if not **** her off. 😉

Misread the title as "Pretty Lady Suction Techniques"...

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I'm a bit shy so I just showed her this video Kudos... we'll see if she replies

Good man.

It's too late now but your perfect line earlier today would have been "the world is ending soon and I dont want to die a virgin.

don't act too keen, if she's interested then make her work for it as well. If she's not that bothered she might not be worth busting a nut over.

You need to be on the Pick Up Artist forum, http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/, also read the book 'The Game'

dripping wet and covered in muck

"if you're lucky i'll introduce you to me dungeon wife"

always makes their undergardens go frothy

[i]she might not be worth busting a nut over.

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Whatever you do, don't bust a nut over her 😯

Frothy undergardens?!?!? LOL and eeeeuuuwwww at the same time

Just be yourself and chill it'll be good =)

show her some Porn on your phone.it's a win win

Lick her face

It's always good to find out if a girl has hallucinogenic properties early in a relationship.

[i]show her some Porn on your phone.it's a win win[/i]

especially if you're in it

Say "if I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

Or just sniff her hair as she walks past you and go mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Or you could ask her if she's ever had trombone lessons.

If there's even a flicker of recognition on her face when you say that, you are onto a winner. 😉

RE: Silence of the Lambs - there's no way that dog could ever pull that girl out of that well.

Back on topic - as I've said before - suggest a threesome, then back it off a notch.

Back in the real world - engineer any date where she has to sit on you knee or hold hands, if she doesn't recoil - she's a keeper!

A friend of mine makes a point of being the biggest prick he can be when he meets new girls- any that don't run away, he hits on. The irony is that this has made him very successful with women- but only the sort that like total pricks, and he can't keep up the act.

Had a thought. Tell her about the bikes when you are fed up with her.