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If you're looking for a specific tip/technique then the above works well.

Alternatively, if you find yourself doing stuff like that, realise that you're creepy as ****, and stop

Jonny Bravo said it best.

Hey, you smell pretty, wanna smell me?

Rub your shirt sleeve between your thumb and forefinger and ask 'do you know what material this is?'

Boyfriend material 🙂

so what happened? has it been established that this is a real situation?update needed if its not too much trouble...

yer don't sweat much for a fat lass

I'm reading this 'The Game' book that someone suggested. It's interesting stuff. I wish I knew all that about twenty years ago. I used to just try and make them laugh all the time. Which had a 50/50 hit rate.

I managed to have a really nice night with her again, but didn't pull any slick moves... she came around yesterday for a brewski as well - more confident shes keen now.. teaching her to ski today but ive got a broken hand so i'm hoping we can just have vin chauds and a kiss! 😀 I'll report back with more info of my trials and tribulations...

I managed to have a really nice night with her again, but didn't pull any slick moves... she came around yesterday for a brewski as well - more confident shes keen now.. teaching her to ski today but ive got a broken hand so i'm hoping we can just have vin chauds and a kiss!

You're stringing us along here, mate, your a bleedin' PRO entcha? 😉

@Alexxx - sounds like she's interested. Go for it!

Yay going well.

Giving her a "Christmas Present" is a good excuse for a snog and a feel 😉

Small update... not done any slick moves yet but had a few nice nights and went for a walk around a lake today... asked her if she fancied going to a restaurant for a date and she said yep 🙂 so pretty stoked! Think she was just as shy as me so im pretty happy right now

double post

😀

alexxx - Member
Small update... not done any slick moves yet but had a few nice nights and went for a walk around a lake today... asked her if she fancied going to a restaurant for a date and she said yep

So, do you think she's interested yet..? 😳

aha maybe slightly! 😀

So how's it going?
Have you been to bed yet?

Have you picked up any interesting itches?

😆

From above: "Just to pick up on Samuri's point, all women who own cats are as crazy as a bag of weasels. Never ever date a women who owns cats!"

Too true. I know from bitter experience.

I ask if theyve had the naked Hakka performed for them. Always ?? then raises a laugh a plenty.

Win win. As I love performing a Hakka dance!

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Slap it against your stomach as you walk forward..

ononeorange - Member

From above: "Just to pick up on Samuri's point, all women who own cats are as crazy as a bag of weasels. Never ever date a women who owns cats!"

Too true. I know from bitter experience.

Totally, and you can add horses to that statement as well.

Men who own cats? Impossible

I have never met a horse who owns a cat, but I will take your word that they are crazy as batshit.

hora - Member
Men who own cats? Impossible

When I met my wife I owned a cat and still do. We lived like flat mates - ate takeaways, chilled out, talked shite, watched TV listened to music etc...

As a result I still have a cat who waits with bated breath for a take away to arrive home (He loves vegetable samosas, popadoms and prawn masala.), takes the prime position on the sofa next to me and runs off if Ramble On by Led Zeppelin starts playing.

Slap it against your stomach as you walk forward..

Followed by the "windmill", obviously.

The metronome is the way forward. It's hypnotic.

you have to get the tassles on your nips going the opposite direction though, or else it's void

Nipple tassels should rotate in opposite directions to each other, and in a different plane to the metronome/windmill.

Modern courtship requires 3 dimensional skills.

Leave a few tubs of goose fat scattered around and she'll know you mean business. Simple.

When I met my wife I owned a cat and still do. We lived like flat mates - ate takeaways, chilled out, talked shite, watched TV listened to music etc...

Jeez, MSP - no wonder kids are so troubled these days