[Closed] Pretty Lady Seduction Techniques....

have you tried talking to her?

slip the finger and see how it pans out?

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If you have a moustache, slicken it.

If you have hair, tidy it up.

If you love MTB more than life itself, don't tell her.

Oh, and be nice and interested.

Failing that, be yourself. 😉

Good luck to you - I hope she's worth it!

Sounds like time for the elephant impression and then take it from there 😈

Spend some time getting to know her, this is best achieved by hiding in the bushes outside her home with a pair of binoculars, and borrowing delicate items from her washing line.

have you tried talking to her?

Whoa there, lets start with the simple stuff before moving on to the more advanced techniques.

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He's a romantic, is binners. 😉

ummmm stop posting to STW ......

This is me really Camo.....

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Helllooooooooooo laydeeeeeeeeeez 😀

We need pictures of this fair maiden before we can comment correctly!

I want to plough you.....

HTH

All you need to know:

Binners, if I wasn't taken I'd make a play for you myself...

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It's not worked so far... keep the suggestions coming

Tell her you like riding bikes and that you'd like to add another to the fleet if she's interested...

More seriously, if you're good at cooking then cook for her. find something you're both interested in and do it. or arrange a sunset walk on the beach (if she's interested she will get the hint!)

but im still not 100% sure shes into it

If over 50% gof for it, the odds are in your favour.

Ah what the hell, even if less than 50% for it, have to take these chances when they present themselves 😉

Last time i commented on such matter I receieved a two day ban (Sorry Mods)

so All I can say is just lean across near her and if she pulls away its game over.

Sex Panther.

Just ask here a simple question:

"Do you like fruit?"

ask if she's got a sister
or a photo of her mum

Ask her to pull your finger.

She needs to see the goods. It's only right that you oblige.....

Q: Would you like sex?

A: Not particularly

Q: Would you mind lying down while I have some then?

If I may slip back into serious mode then if you're having a great laugh together and if she drops everything to come out and have beers with you then she's interested.

Just be nice, gentlemanly and see what happens.

Relax, enjoy the company and you'll soon find out what happens next.

Just make sure your PH levels are high and your place is tidy with no obvious signs of deviancy, excess or instability.

So when is this hot date? When are you updating the status of the event?

The alarming thing about ladies I've found, is that they're often different to each other. So while some of them like cats and you can lie and pretend you like cats to those ones, obviously lying to ones who don't like cats will make you less desirable.

In the long run, if you lie that you like cats, and end up living with said lady, you'll probably end up sharing the house with some of the fetid, self-centred evil ones which will just end in tears.

So it's probably best to just be yourself, be relaxed and don't try to be anything you're not. Try not to think about nailing her too. That can lead to a funny look in your eye and will often encourage you to take some risks that wouldn't normally fall into your nature. Imagine you're taking bob from engineering out because you like him and nothing more.

[i]Just be nice, gentlemanly and see what happens. [/i]

Where's the fun in that?

"Do you have a mirror on your stomach, 'cos I can see myself in your knickers"

Try not to think about nailing her too. That can lead to a funny look in your eye and will often encourage you to take some risks that wouldn't normally fall into your nature. Imagine you're taking bob from engineering out because you like him and nothing more.

What if I can't stop thinking about nailing Bob in engineering?

Last time I commented on one these, I got a 2 day ban as well!!

Just to pick up on Samuri's point, all women who own cats are as crazy as a bag of weasels. Never ever date a women who owns cats!

This is where doing your research in the bushes outside her home could really pay dividends in heading off such disasters.

You could always ask WELLWELLWELL, it did take him some toime to get around to it though.

Second thoughts not a great idea you will still be here next Christmas and when you do get around to it the answer would be no.

Q: Can I smell your *********?

A: No!

Q: Ah, then it must be your feet!

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Come on emsz, you can't wimp out. If a chap's after a pretty lady, who better to give pretty lady getting advice than a pretty lady who's experienced at getting pretty ladies?

Then again, you might be a munter... 😉

Shower first.

Around where I live I tend to batter her boyfriend first then tell her and her mates that I've headbutted Police before as well as being in Strangeaways. All you need is to buy said lady flowers once and she describes you as a gentleman to all her friends.

(I've actually HEARD all the above as well as chatting casually to a ex-bouncer who'd just been released the day before from Strangeways for headbutting a Policeman who came to arrest him at home)..

Our Gym is [i]interesting[/i]

Our Gym is interesting

You go to the gym??

"Do you have a mirror on your stomach, 'cos I can see myself in your knickers"

I thought this was comedy gold, then I worried that she might think I want to wear her knickers. Which I then thought about and realised its not so bad

Then again, you might be a munter...

alexxx - Member

Anyone got any magic tips on seduction technique... foods cooked, wines being drunk, laughs being had... nice eye contact... but im still not 100% sure shes into it... do I man the **** up or try to find out more?

Just for clarity- are you posting from the table at which you're having this meal? If so, just show her this thread.

You go to the gym??