[Closed] Premier Members Only Forum

Well all I can say is that Jamba and Chewkw aren't on the list.

🙂

And you've now had yours revoked.

Anyone else got their members welcome pack (selection of real ales and beard combs all hand crafted in [s]Taiwan[/s] Yorkshire)?

And you've now had yours revoked.

Not sure why or what I've done? But it's now gone? Are we not allowed screenshots?

Please explain why it's been removed? (now just says 'Forum Help')

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@Tiger6791 - Member

How come you get useful links to sub forums, content and things? This is an outrage i say. An outrage!

You should have read the rules TIger, no screenings of the forum or linking to.

Hmmm this thread is the first I've heard of it...

It would seem it's not just [i]'Premier Only'[/i] but a select few within that group then, so an Elite within an Elite.

Is it like the Masons?
Do I need to know a handshake?
Are there special ceremonies?
Special outfits?
Is there an even more Exclusive [i]'Big Hitters Only'[/i] Forum?

Hmmm this thread is the first I've heard of it...

Don't worry you're on the list; you'll get reviewed at the next meeting of the membership sub committee at the end of the month.

no idea what any of you are on about......

seriously...

Us Lifers have our own forum too, btw.

no idea what any of you are on about......

seriously...

Is there an even more Exclusive 'Big Hitters Only' Forum?

Yes, the EU thread.

wwaswas - Member
Us Lifers have our own forum too, btw.

I can't, even the usual moderators don't know about it (they didn't make the list) so it would be unfair to taunt them.

I can't work out if this is a windup or not. If it is for P holders then it's clearly not working for everyone as it's not visible to me in Chrome in android or deaktop.

wwaswas - Member
I can't, even the usual moderators don't know about it (they didn't make the list) so it would be unfair to taunt them.

It'd be fun though, wouldn't it?

I hope this other forum has a better search engine?
I just tried a 'Premier Only' search,all I got was an owl noise.

fasthaggis - Member
I hope this other forum has a better search engine?
I just tried a 'Premier Only' search,all I got was an owl noise.

That's actually the answer. "Premier only? It's a hoot"

I can't work out if this is a windup or not. If it is for P holders then it's clearly not working for everyone as it's not visible to me in Chrome in android or deaktop.

Members get their own browser, the additional features aren't properly supported by mainstream browsers......

I just use the Firefox Premier AddIn to get to it, glad they've sorted out the mobile and tablet issues on the Premier forum as well. Only fair that we see it first.

all I got was an owl noise

We had a Teet Owl in our kitchen, it didn't make any noise

[i]We had a Teet Owl in our kitchen, it didn't make any noise [/i]

A Teet Owl holder is about as much use as a chocolate star, though.

It's a pointless forum, the only good thing in there were the pictures of Louise. Who would have thought that a lady of those qualities could have done such a thing, and to a wood burning stove too!

Tiger6791 -
Not sure why or what I've done? But it's now gone? Are we not allowed screenshots?

Please explain why it's been removed? (now just says 'Forum Help'

I can still view it.

Are you sure you're entering ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? B A before refreshing the page?

entering ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

It's [s]IDKFA IDDQD, amateur.[/s] secret

You will find the access code printed on a microdot on the washing label of your mole skin pants.

Just to let everyone know, there will be a meeting of all the Grit.cx moderators in the phone box outside The Polished Knob at 8pm on Sunday evening.

Chewkw sends his apologies as he'll be round at Ton's place watching Songs Of Praise.

I don't like to moan but I won last week's "All the goodies in Fresh Goods Friday' draw and they still haven't been delivered.

Are you sure you're entering ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? B A before refreshing the page?

Tried that - but now I've just got infinite lives and unlimited ammo.

it's like the whisky forum section. I think.

Tried that - but now I've just got infinite lives and unlimited ammo.

LOL

Are you sure you're entering ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? B A before refreshing the page?

Entering that as Unicode is dedication to the cause.

(There's some retail outlet's website which accepts the Konami code for some sort of Easter Egg, and it's one you wouldn't expect like House of Frasier or something.)

Tiger6791 - Member
I thought this was a wind up but I've just seen it.
Took me a while (then again didn't notice the PM feature either)

I am going to form me own "Eye Wide Shut" society, I mean forum, and nominate meself as the one wearing red cloak. 😈

Rusty Spanner - Member
Just to let everyone know, there will be a meeting of all the Grit.cx moderators in the phone box outside The Polished Knob at 8pm on Sunday evening.

Chewkw sends his apologies as he'll be round at Ton's place watching Songs Of Praise.

So Ton and I are going to sit around watching Songs Of Praise are we? 😆

Ton, get the BBQ fire up and beer ready ... 😛

If you were proposed, seconded, accepted and paid your dues you would see the light but until then you will be living in the outer darkness.

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One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them?

tjagain - Member
One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them?

If you were proposed, seconded, accepted and paid your dues you would see the light but until then you will be living in the outer darkness.

MrSmith - Member 
I don't drive an Audi and still have a 26in bike so even if wanted to join the STW masons/big hitter circle jerk club I wouldn't pass the entrance exam.

Needs to be a road bike to stand any chance of being accepted.

Haha! Bikes we'll have none of that talk in the Premier Forum thanks.

Who's got the Forum Macan this weekend?

Flashy's lost his shoes again, can some one check the boot and if you find them, use the relevant PPE and dispose of them safely in a yellow bag.

I too thought this was a joke thread. Now I'm intrigued as to what this forum is? What does it contain? Is there a choice of fonts to write in? How does one get invited? So many questions.

I'm guessing that it contains #trousertruth
In which case, it is only a good thing that these things are contained and shared only between the privileged few. It's for our own good, you know

Unless your left arse cheek is branded with the Hebtroco logo you're not getting in.

Looks in mirror

Damn it it's on the right cheek 🙁

That's because your looking in the mirror. Bear your arse in the street to a stranger see what they say.

Funky, it's a mirror image so right is really left. Pretty sure at the last meeting we accepted you. All accepted premier members should have received an email with the code by now.

That's because your looking in the mirror. Bear your arse in the street to a stranger see what they say.

Huh, all they said was "do you have someone that looks after you?"

Not much help really. No matter how many times I shouted "left or right cheek"

Huh, all they said was "do you have someone that looks after you?"

Your code is on it's way.

FFS Drac, Piemonster was on the [i]other[/i] list!

Code arrived here too.

It says I get 20% off my first order of Viagra though?

Can I just ask exactly what goes on in the Premier only forum before I confirm membership please?

Is there a choice of fonts to write in?

Comic sans serif to reflect the crrraaaazzzyyyy nature of P members

The new Gold Members card looks swish.

The 25% discount at the big online retailers is good especially as it's on top of existing discounts - kudos for pulling that one off. My new Ti frame is on its way, and I'm looking forward to the automatic upgrades on air travel to events.

The cheap viagra, don't forget the cheap viagra.

Poopscoop - Member
The cheap viagra, don't forget the cheap viagra.

Been on the pencil thread, now got plenty lead in my pencil...

[quote=funkmasterp ]Is there a choice of fonts to write in?

Yeah, you also get [code] this one[/code]

I hope the exec committee are making progress in organising the convention.
Should hear from them in the next few weeks.

It's looking like Swindon or Whistler again this year, will have some more info soon.

Frank, can you let me know which free gift you've selected?
We've nearly run out of Tudor watches, but we've still got loads of the platinum Mint Sauce keyrings left.

I think its a subtle scam, like I said I won all last week's fresh good Friday 348 draw and not only hasn't the Merida One Sixty turned up, I didn't even get a Shimano Quick Link.

Starting to suspect...

@Rusty - shouldn't discuss in the general forum.
As for location, Whistler is so.....yesterday.
Swindon is up and coming but the skiing is poor.

this place gets more like mlehworld every day, (only without the bum jokes)

I was in Morzine this week, it was quite nice when I bumped into Josh Brycland that he recognised my status as a member of the premier members only forum and grovelled at my feet. But he then spent the next 30 minutes hassling me for a pathway into IT middle management. Really if this is the way these professional mountain bikers are going to behave I think notifying them of their superiors may have been a mistake.

Speaking of the convention has Kylie confirmed she's coming along for the Friday?

@thepurist - I'm told her team are re-arranging her diary for us.

Where's the convention? Not Monaco again?

Excellent, never thought she'd be up for jelly wrestling.

Monaco?

Not after Junky and Jambers 'borrowed' Steph's yacht last year.
I told them to stay off the cheap cider, the scamps, but no, someone always knows best......

has Kylie confirmed she's coming along for the Friday?

Yep.
She asked if we can have a bigger bowl for the car keys this year.

has Kylie confirmed she's coming along for the Friday?

Yep - Better The Devil You Know

Oh and Barack says he'll do the after dinner speech.

FFS, don't let him go for 'a quick ciggy' with Yunki beforehand.
No one wants 45 minutes of giggling again, I don't care how much of a discount he gets at Leisure Lakes.

Not much help really. No matter how many times I shouted "left or right cheek"

this place gets more like mlehworld every day, (only without the bum jokes)

CountZero - Member

It does say in the Book of Rules that you should turn the other one...

That's the last time Molgrips takes the minutes.

CZ, can you and DezB please finally decide between you who's doing the disco this year?

It wasn't you who had to distract Bono and the lads last year because SOMEONE was still showing everyone his Kate Bush memorabilia, was it?

CZ isn't a member - unless he's hiding his credentials.......

I thought he got thrown out for not hiding his credentials last year. Her Majesty didn't know where to look.

She got confused, bless her.
Deaf too.

I only realised when CZ asked her if she'd seen Kate Bush and she replied 'You can hardly see where the stitches were'.

Is Joe Cocker performing at this year's convention? He was brilliant last year, especially when you take in to account there fact that he's been dead for ages.

What??? Joe Cocker is dead???

[color=red]you're all a bunch of *%$£[/color]
Not me then?

Joe is making a special comeback - it's worth the effort.

B.A - follow the thread and you will then know what needs to be done but it won't happen just because you want it to.

[color=red]you're all a bunch of *%$£[/color]
Not me then?

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept people like me as a member.

Sometimes you find yourself in a club not because you joined it, but because everyone else has left.

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I thought photography was banned at the convention?