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Guess who didn't get an invite...


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 12:25 am
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MrSmith - you're not a member and your comments clearly reflect your jealousy of the privileged ones.
If you were proposed, seconded, accepted and paid your dues you would see the light but until then you will be living in the outer darkness.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 12:28 am
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Left leaning stw creates elitist old boys network with secret entry rituals, shady deals behind closed digital doors and unanswered questions about who is funding it and who is really in control ๐Ÿ˜‰ so how many of you actually voted Tory while pretending to read the guardian and socialist worker?


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 12:30 am
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Perchy - if you're bragging that you have a long member I think you're posting to the wrong forum.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 12:31 am
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garage-dweller sssssh - we must not disclose to the uninitiated; you know the rules.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 12:33 am
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I don't drive an Audi and still have a 26in bike so even if wanted to join the STW masons/big hitter circle jerk club I wouldn't pass the entrance exam. I guess I'll just have to live with that. ๐Ÿ˜


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 12:33 am
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If it is not like "Eye Wide Shut" I ain't joining ... ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 12:37 am
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Chewkw: the best feature of the Premier forum is the ignore function...
I'll save you the embarrassment by not proposing you


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 12:40 am
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Chewkw: the best feature of the Premier forum is the ignore function...
I'll save you the embarrassment by not proposing you

Where is my cut? Have I created a niche? ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 12:56 am
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I arrived late to the Premier Members Only Forum so I missed the bit where they read out the first couple of rules but, Premier Members Only Forum is great! I'm going to tell everyone about it.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 1:24 am
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@MrSmith - if you were a member of the club you would know that your wheel size will be whatever you want it to be and you don't need to choose between red or blue pills.
@markgraylish - good choice to not propose Chewy; he's consigned to the outer darkness to infinity and beyond.........


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 1:29 am
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I won't be going back there after what happened. At least on the main forum there is a sense of moderation.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 5:58 am
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I'm really excited as I got my invite this morning. I'm just waiting for the committee to pass judgement on whether or not I'm worthy of membership.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 6:34 am
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I got black balled ๐Ÿ˜ฅ


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 7:14 am
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[img] https://goo.gl/images/pYKX63 [/img]

I can't believe I'm the first to post this. Is it like QI where the predictable answer sets the claxon off?

Sod it, I give up. It was the Groucho Marx one.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 7:22 am
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Word in the corridors has it that there is a club higher than the grey box with a white "P" gang. This group are the white box with white "P" order. Only the chosen few of the high order can see this. The rest see nothing or the standard grey boxers, which is often dished out to mute the masses whilst providing them with a sense of entitlement and superiority over the "nothings", they inadvertently serve the white box white "P" order. They even pay for the privilege to serve the White box white "P" order.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 7:33 am
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Even if the forum is fiction, I would like to point out that Mr Pea and I have a joint subscription but it's in his name, which is hardly fair!
Same with Cycling UK- we have a household subscription but only his name appears on it.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 7:34 am
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When did containment on the [s]B-Ark[/s] premier members' forum fail?


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 7:48 am
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Is there a fair and balanced view regarding leaving the EU on said forum or is it just full of people moaning?


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 8:00 am
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Well after reading through the initiation rights i think i'm in need of a sit down....which the newest recruits will NOT be doing for some time!


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 8:34 am
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I've just been accepted ๐Ÿ˜€ it's a bit crap to be honest. There is a stronger swear filter that blocks any words that could be deemed to be offensive. It's mainly just white rectangles interspersed with the occasional.

and a the Cotic you Salsa


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 8:48 am
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Its been cleverly designed to only display what you read.

You should be happy funk, the majority of members can only display their own posts.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 8:51 am
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When do we get to Mornington Crescent?


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 9:00 am
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Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept people like me as a member.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 9:04 am
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I must have mislaid my invitation


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 9:26 am
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I thought this was an open secret - 'He's gone to a better place'

[url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/when-folk-leave-here-where-do-they-go#post-5453958 ]Surf Matts there, Fred's there, Don Simon's [/url]there. TJ must have been banned and wound up back here again.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 9:33 am
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Is this the thread I ask about when my free Premier Forum joining gift will be arriving? I was really looking forward to the Full Thai Body Massage part.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 9:39 am
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I was really looking forward to the Full Thai Body Massage part.

Mark can only work so fast - wait your turn.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 9:41 am
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In response to my invitation, I wrote my 5,000 word application, including some very reasoned arguments as to why I no longer ride bikes as much as I did, and why I feel an Audi is not necessary. I fear it's the second of those that will get me refused membership...


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 9:41 am
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I got black balled

Shh, that's only for the favoured few. Meths will get the boot polish off though you may need to shave first!


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 9:48 am
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Is there a fair and balanced view regarding leaving the EU on said forum or is it just full of people moaning?

Well all I can say is that Jamba and Chewkw aren't on the list.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 9:54 am
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Drac.

Is that a fact?


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 10:20 am
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Posted : 16/06/2017 10:26 am
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I thought this was a wind up but I've just seen it.

Took me a while (then again didn't notice the PM feature either)

Why don't the posts show up in the Overview section like the Bike & Chat do?

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Posted : 16/06/2017 10:37 am
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Ad-block must be hiding the link. ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 10:40 am
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Well all I can say is that Jamba and Chewkw aren't on the list.

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Posted : 16/06/2017 10:40 am
 Drac
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And you've now had yours revoked.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 10:40 am
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Anyone else got their members welcome pack (selection of real ales and beard combs all hand crafted in [s]Taiwan[/s] Yorkshire)?


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 10:42 am
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And you've now had yours revoked.

Not sure why or what I've done? But it's now gone? Are we not allowed screenshots?

Please explain why it's been removed? (now just says 'Forum Help')

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Posted : 16/06/2017 10:44 am
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@Tiger6791 - Member

How come you get useful links to sub forums, content and things? This is an outrage i say. An outrage!


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 10:49 am
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You should have read the rules TIger, no screenings of the forum or linking to.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 10:50 am
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Hmmm this thread is the first I've heard of it...

It would seem it's not just [i]'Premier Only'[/i] but a select few within that group then, so an Elite within an Elite.

Is it like the Masons?
Do I need to know a handshake?
Are there special ceremonies?
Special outfits?
Is there an even more Exclusive [i]'Big Hitters Only'[/i] Forum?


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 11:05 am
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Hmmm this thread is the first I've heard of it...

Don't worry you're on the list; you'll get reviewed at the next meeting of the membership sub committee at the end of the month.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 11:10 am
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no idea what any of you are on about......

seriously...


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 11:24 am
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Us Lifers have our own forum too, btw.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 11:27 am
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