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Nigel Farage has complained on Twitter this morning that 7 petrol stations he went to had no fuel.

Welcome to Brexit Nigel you t**t!!

Then to top his day off a van driver ran into his car at a roundabout. Hope the driver is ok.


 
Posted : 30/09/2021 1:45 pm
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

**** you Farage you utter, utter, utter, [i]utter[/i] ****. Thoughts and prayers, etc...

Also, hope the van driver is ok.


 
Posted : 30/09/2021 1:48 pm
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Posted : 30/09/2021 1:50 pm
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I wish someone would start a gofundme page for the van driver and a gofu**me page for Nigel


 
Posted : 30/09/2021 1:51 pm
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Ahh… remember the days when he incited people to hate Romanians moving in next door, or to mistrust people talking to each other in a language other than English on the train (take the hint Nigel, they were using another language to discuss what a evil shit you are without you understanding them)… or blaming immigrants for gridlocked roads… or for not being able to access services cut by the UK government… well, laugh all you want… our friends, neighbours and family members sided with him to get rid of people not born here. He won, and we all know people who helped him, and they cheered when UK political parties fell into line with his wishes to keep people out. He won. He might not like the effects of his win, but he won. We live in his country now.


 
Posted : 30/09/2021 2:00 pm
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He won, he should get over it!


 
Posted : 30/09/2021 2:38 pm
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Van driver saw who it was and did it on purpose!


 
Posted : 30/09/2021 3:01 pm
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Van driver saw who it was and did it on purpose!

Let's hope so


 
Posted : 30/09/2021 3:04 pm
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Shame the van driver wasn't in something heavier.


 
Posted : 30/09/2021 3:07 pm
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Shame the van driver wasn’t in something heavier.

Yep like a big red bus.


 
Posted : 30/09/2021 3:14 pm
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Shame the van driver wasn’t in something heavier.

Bear this missed opportunity in mind if you get a letter asking you to become a HGV driver.....


 
Posted : 30/09/2021 3:18 pm
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I was thinking more along the lines of a 747 or super tanker.


 
Posted : 30/09/2021 3:20 pm
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Well if any van drivers need help washing his blood off their van, I'm happy to oblige.
I drive a lorry for a living, if I see the little ****, I'll happily squash him into oblivion.


 
Posted : 30/09/2021 3:22 pm
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He can't stay out of the limelight can he?

It's like he's constantly attention seeking after failing to become an MP so many times.

If you think about how many total non-entities have managed, it's a pretty low bar.

Any footage of the van driver punching 'the little man' just for being in his space? 🤣🤣🤣


 
Posted : 30/09/2021 3:33 pm
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And to think he used to complain about milkshakes. Apparently things have escalated


 
Posted : 30/09/2021 3:33 pm
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Wait, are you saying his milkshakes brought all the boys racists to the yard polling station?


 
Posted : 30/09/2021 3:43 pm
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What's the betting his car got hit because he pulled out when he should have been giving way?


 
Posted : 30/09/2021 4:55 pm
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What’s the betting his car got hit because he pulled out when he should have been giving way?

What's the betting that there wasn't an accident at all and he's simply attention seeking. Again.


 
Posted : 30/09/2021 4:57 pm
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What’s the betting his car got hit because he pulled out when he should have been giving way?

His Nazi salute was probably misconstrued as a hand signal.


 
Posted : 30/09/2021 5:02 pm
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Well if any van drivers need help washing his blood off their van, I’m happy to oblige.

Keep a bit so you can drop it in the water if he ever goes swimming anywhere a bit 'sharky'.

Mind you a shark would spit him out once it got a taste of the Ronseal fake tan. Is anything known to attract box jellyfish?


 
Posted : 30/09/2021 10:12 pm
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His Nazi salute was probably misconstrued as a hand signal.

Even more dangerous when he's stood up in the back doing it.


 
Posted : 30/09/2021 10:13 pm