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I treat my bikes like I treat beautiful women, when I am not riding them I keep them chained up in the cellar!
I hire mine out. Like the cheap hookers that they are...
Somewhere secure.
With my other toys,in a secret bunker hidden underneath an old shed.
In a volcano, on the moon, guarded by ninjas and wolves and zombie Nazis. Why do you ask
In my attic flat
Just in the garden, lying around (covered with a tarp if it's wet)
Propped against the wall at the side of the house as there is no crime in this part of Northumberland ...
Seriously?....Are you mad ?
😁🤡
In the cellar, in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”
In the bike forum
In the cellar, in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”
Next to the planning permission notices?
Yes I do. Thanks for asking.
You lot have bikes???
People on here have bikes? Why?
I use mine to give a place for all the spiders in my garage to build their webs. I actually thought about sorting them out the other day but the thought of scraping out all the dried up latex from the tubeless tyres etc. put me off :p
Somewhere secure and discreet!