Bloody hell. Between Barnes snuffling like a badger as he rummages in Mitch's PJ's and Hora staring, saucer-eyed at his missus' swollen, milk-dribbly bosom and begging to be suckled this thread is far, far out of control. 😯 😀
Just to help that along: I'd like to put this picture in your head, grievoustim.
Doggy position. PJ top still on, bottoms not completely off...
😯
PJ's are a great excuse for bone-idle lazy sex
PJ's are a great excuse for bone-idle lazy sex
A w4nk?
Are we at risk of being shut down if we carry on like this???
How about your teams football shirt Woppit?
House - MemberWhy oh why are women so complicated?
'Why does the Universe exist' would be an easier question to answer...
PJ's are a great excuse for bone-idle lazy sexA w4nk?
A full explanation FAIL from me 😆
Dear god! I feel violated reading this
I feel violated reading this
wishful thinking laddie 🙂
Surely if you want to end a relationship you just say something? The wearing of a specific type of clothing is certainly a novel form of communication.
Mr Woppit - Lol - If only they were so simple - put a gremlin behind the panel changing wires over every time you think you have worked out what a nob does and I think we're getting close 🙂
Dear me. Not all women are complicated, men just need to take their blinkers off. 🙄
you have worked out what a nob does
thankfully I know [b]that[/b] bit :o)
but FWIW I think men are really just as complicated/simple as women!
OK guys. Just a suggestion - 40% off sexy lingerie here:
www.myla.com
Please can we get this thread off entry-level woman-bafflement and back on to slightly sleazy middle-aged sex when no-one can quite be bothered to undress?
Simon was suggesting earlier that PJs meant period sex, which I thought was a promising tack for us to take. 🙂
Any rumours of me having lingerie in the boot of my car, beside my bike at the start of a bike ride, is ... er ... just a rumour 😉
Simon was suggesting earlier that PJs meant period sex
no, I was only quoting someone else!
I suspect this thread will end up with someone regretting saying something. It's a good thread 😀
Woppit, do i read that right, is that from "giz mag"?
Great name for an adult publication!!! 😆
wickedweasel anyone ?
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Aren't your pics usually of the rear rather than the front SFB?? 😉
Aren't your pics usually of the rear rather than the front SFB??
the saddle and clothing do less to conceal the charms of the behind 🙂
PJs are a definite message. They are saying things aren't good and she needs to talk. Carry on like this and you'll be fettling as long as you want all to yourself.
skiprat - MemberWoppit, do i read that right, is that from "giz mag"?
Great name for an adult publication!!!
😆
Might be. I haven't got this month's yet...
You Sir, are an idiot. +1
frankly if you turned down an open invitation you deserve to be punished. and this isnt really punishment, when she refuses to sh@g you for a month then youll know punishment.
p.s. zanes good but you should have been listening to him whilst doing it, not doing that.. 😉
COAB! She sent him suggestive txts and he couldn't be bothered to reply as he was [i]in the zone[/i] bike fettling ! Can you get [i]in the zone[/i] bike fettling ? Sheesh 🙄They are saying things aren't good and she needs to talk.
Could at least have replied along the lines of "see you in a few minutes, just lubing up and thinking of you.."
...............or maybe not 😆
Mr Woppit - that really is sooo wrong. Not only PJs but wellies as well. The end really would be in sight. 😀
The end really would be in sight
briefly, before plunging deeply ?
Pandora - what's all that "needing to talk" stuff about? Surely if you've got something you want to say you just say so??
The end isn't when she wears PJs - it's when you're glad she does.
Pandora - Member
PJs are a definite message. They are saying things aren't good and she needs to talk. Carry on like this and you'll be fettling as long as you want all to yourself.Posted 31 minutes ago # Report-Post
PJ's or no PJ's, my Mrs can't talk with her mouth full 😆
Maybe you chaps hadn't noticed that over the last few months temperatures have plummeted to -18 in some parts of the country.
I confessed during the cold spell to wearing jimjams and a nighty all at the same time. They were bought for me at Christmas by hubby no less. Maybe he's trying to tell me something.
Funny thread all the same.
I confessed during the cold spell to wearing jimjams and a nighty all at the same time.
so much for cuddling 🙁
😆 so true!!!!The end isn't when she wears PJs - it's when you're glad she does
bit of "spooning" when its cold with loose fitting jim jams........
You could always get your own back - he obviously has 😆
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Woody - Lol - I am not sure revenge was what I was after, but I actually did used to own something similar to that... just don't ask - but I wasn't in a great relationship at the time!!
Something to take off before 'getting down to it' always adds to the anticipation (for me). Starting off already nekkid can rush the important bits (for the ladies anyway). PJs are ace. 🙂
Or put another way
"Boyfriend ignoring suggestive texts from me to mess around with my bike and listen to Zane Lowe- the beginning of the end?"
Flannel pajamas are f*cking sexy.. mmm that soft furryness with a woman inside.. mmm 🙂
Anyway - ignoring the wife to fix bikes.. dear me.. her bike needs fixing but so does she - what's more important? 🙂
mmm that soft furryness with a woman inside.. mmm
swoon :o)
Going on a bear hunt?
I'm with Jojo, there's something to be said about getting "something off" if that's PJs [shrugs/] so what. It's what's underneath that counts, right?




