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Some kids got attacked for their bikes at Delamere last year, they caught the ones responsible, and on saturday a young lad was threatened witha knife , near sainsburys on the loop line in liverpool and his bike taken.
No bikes have nbeen recovered, Just perhaps if the ones who buy the stolen stuff where also prosecuted that may well stop the demand.
So really unless the jolly ole crim plays along with the Marquess of Queensberry Rules and gets a bonk on the snozell (but not too hard or you'll be in court)
there's no real right to defend yourself in the U.K. is there?
At the end of the day funerals cost alot more than bikes.
+1 Hora, better to be a breathing wimp, than a dead keyboard Ninja warrior 😉
At the end of the day funerals cost alot more than bikes.
..but you won't be paying for it
Well I'd want a big spread, bus-loads of paid professional mourners, hour long eulogies and a few nubile looking ladies at the front waling over my coffin.
So thats going to cost more than any full suspension bike.
I think carrying pepper spray is illegal. I believe it falls under a fire arms act. There are some legal alternatives available but they probably won't be as effective as actual pepper spray.
When the days are short in winter or I'm out and about at night I always carry a small but very powerful torch with a flash function. If somebody tries anything and I have the time to get the torch out a quick flash in their eyes may be enough to dazzle them before using it as a small club.
One of my colleagues was scornful of this approach until I demonstrated the strength of the torch in the pub one night. He was walking into tables unable to see straight for about 5 minutes.
Do it properly and get some bear spray
Bear in a can? Best idea EVER.
Big Dave - You don't work for Parcel Force by any chance?
It would have to be a rather big can though...
Big Dave - You don't work for Parcel Force by any chance?
No, why do you ask?
I've been a disgruntled customer a few times but I've never felt the need to get medieval on them with my torch.
"Move away lads, I've got a bar code scanner AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!"
You've all got the wrong idea. A mugging always starts with a dumb question such as "Got the time on yer cock?" (!) or "Have you got a light mate?" which causes you to stop in order to facillitate such demands for property with menace. What is needed is a Convoy approach (Late 70's film) in which the lead truck was actually known as the "rubber duck". Fit massive bullbars to the front of your bike, loud air horn and as soon as you see someone step out in front of you asking dumb question just sound the horn and bust through that roadblock! Although in the film the rubber duck did end up crashing in the river and exploding...
You've all got the wrong idea. A mugging always starts with a dumb question such as "Got the time on yer cock?" (!) or "Have you got a light mate?" which causes you to stop in order to facillitate such demands for property with menace.
I've been asked these questions several times (particularly about the time) by "unsavoury" looking types (whilst walking). I always say "no" without stopping. Haven't been mugged yet! (touch wood!). Maybe I'm being paranoid, but I always get the impression they want to look at your watch - or more likely these days your phone - before deciding whether to do you over. Or perhaps they just want to keep your hands occupied for a split second in order to sucker-punch you. Or do oiks just constantly go around demanding to know the time for some reason unknown to decent folk?!
A mugging always starts with a dumb question such as "Got the time on yer cock?"
Why would one be wearing a watch there?
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Seriously?
Every Fri and Sat morning at between 6-6.30am I pop to the local shop to buy a paper. Numerous times I've bumped into the same two lads on the main road between; one Irish-sounding fella, one Manc both normally carrying beer. The first few times it was a 'morning' then after that they asked for a light and the next what time it was. One of them added that I was a 'big fella'. I think I could be paranoid and maybe my hangover made me quite short with them but thinking about it was I being sized up for a mugging???
Anyway I've not seen them for a few weeks. I'm not changing my habits for noone though.
I guess it makes me a wee bit of a hypocrite but why should I be 'in fear' in my own area?! I thought about avoiding buying a paper/not going but then I thought the day I hide is the day I stop living.
[i]One of them added that I was a 'big fella'[/i]
was one dressed as a construction worker and the other a cowboy? If so, you might have scored.
Well when he said that I just thought he was being all-nighter drunken surly and that was his fighting 'come on' line..
Here's a petition to legalise pepper spray, as it is in the rest of Europe. A friend was attacked while riding not long ago. Scary with no means to defend yourself. http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/464
So really unless the jolly ole crim plays along with the Marquess of Queensberry Rules and gets a bonk on the snozell (but not too hard or you'll be in court)
there's no real right to defend yourself in the U.K. is there?
During the riots the cops came to my shop with a rules of engagement leaflet.
It said that we didn't have to wait to be attacked to defend ourselves ,just to feel threatened. We could defend ourselves with whatever was to hand. First idiot through the door was getting a shovel in his face.
You have a perfect right to defend yourself using whatever is to hand and proportionate force.
Its ok to defend yourself using reasonable force. However carrying a weapon is illegal, if caught, and could be used against you.
We all know we are more likely to get caught so its not worth the hassle and dibble will probably stop random people in said area and see an easy arrest with said offensove weapon, regardless of muggers etc.
Bets avoid the area till dibble actually catch the culprit or they move to another area I think.
Weirdly I was mugged on a towpath! Despite being larger than average a lot younger and fitter at the time and capable of looking after myself, by the time I got back on my feet the scumbag was racing away on my Orange Sub 5. So very nearly caught him aswell but if I had would almost certainly been in more trouble than the mugger.
Get some really, really hot chillies, slice and mash up and soak in lemon juice. Strain through an old pair of tights and put in one of those Jif plastic lemons. Squirt into assailants eyes.
That would count as a weapon I would have thought. Just loop your d lock over the bars - and smack 'em with it
That would count as a weapon I would have thought. Just loop your d lock over the bars - and smack 'em with it
A guy did that to a cyclist just down the road from my house a few years back - he got a long sentence for manslaughter.
TandemJeremy - Member
You have a perfect right to defend yourself using whatever is to hand and proportionate force.
What is "to hand" should also be proportional, IIRC.
For example, in my Central London abode, an axe for chopping firewood wouldn't be acceptable as a self defence item. In the country, though? Why not, I need to chop firewood so that's fine.
A Park pedal spanner?
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In London? Well, why not? I'm a cyclist, so it's entirely reasonable/proportional that I should have one to hand.
Chap I know actually hit a person threatening him with an axe he just happened to have to hand - he is a tree surgeon. He got a small fine for putting the chap in hospital with serious injuries as it was deemed disproportionate but self defence.
Pedal spanner / monkey wrench in your back pocket should be OK
Chap I know actually hit a person threatening him with an axe he just happened to have to hand - he is a tree surgeon.
So, what you have to hand need to be proportionate, agreed?
Correct, so if threatened by mugger whilst cycling home who has a knife and you smack him once with your D-lock to disarm, probably okay (note this demands on lots of other external factors as well) if you repeatedly smack him 15 times until his skull is across the towpath..manslaughter, murder.
Agreed CFH and to hand - not carried as a weapon
On the D lock - I discussed this with a senior policeman. He said so long as it was real danger or he hit you first you and only hit him once OK but definitely getting close to the edge of what you would get away with - my D lock as a couple of kilos and would do a lot of damage. Best to go for shoulder / body not head as well
That would count as a weapon I would have thought. Just loop your d lock over the bars - and smack 'em with it
'Cept I never carry a D-lock. I carry a pair of Masterkey Street-cuffs, but only if I'm planning on leaving the bike unattended, and it'll be in my courier bag; “excuse me a minute, mate, while I get my bike lock out to smack you in the face”
Yeah, I can see that working... 🙄
Heavy chain and padlock? We all need to secure our bikes! Might not be as easy to keep "to hand" though as a D lock.
Get some really, really hot chillies, slice and mash up and soak in lemon juice. Strain through an old pair of tights and put in one of those Jif plastic lemons. Squirt into assailants eyes.
Or a water bottle. (though could consume a lot of chillies??)
That would count as a weapon I would have thought.
I'm sure it will, but what thief is going to report it? 'Wey, a sed "giz ya bike!" and a wez just about ta grab it, like, and 'e squirted is in me eyes with 'is drink. Stung like **** like!'
Nearly every cyclist carries a weapon on his machine which, under many circumstances, he may use with great effect: a strong, long, heavy metal pump offers as convenient a weapon as one could desire. Let the rider who is threatened by a foot-pad flourish his pump in his assailant's face, and he will be surprised how quickly and precipitously the assailant jumps back. A formidable blow could be delivered in a man's face with a heavy pump, especially when riding at speed. If the pump is carried in spring clips attached to the top bar of the machine — or in the case of a lady's machine to the handlebars — it is ready to hand in case of emergency, and may be detached in a moment
Damn my lightwieght cycling accessories.
In all seriousness, the best defence you have is your bike. Given the chance, just pedal like buggery.
Someone needs to invent knuckle duster snap off lockons
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Pump with some lead in the handle?

