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Seb Coe
Mine mostly have reasons: Usually those in the "music business" just for the money and with no artistic merit whatsoever.
ie. number 1 on my list:
Robbie Williams.
(loads of others I can't be arsed to type their stinking pointless bloody names)
Matt Damon, Leonardo Di Caprio and Angelina Jolie.
Can't watch a film with any of them in it. No good reason whatsoever, they just make my teeth itch.
Mates' Girlfriend.
Lazy psycho that can't hold down a job because she rubs people up the wrong way; alienates his friends and family with her passive aggressive behaviour; sits around all day doing **** all and makes him pay for everything. And then plays the ‘I’ll kill myself if you leave me’ card.
Your instinct is telling you rather a lot there!
I also hate the Manics, for many reasons that lots would find irrational.
I'm with you all the way mate. Their music was so bland but they took themselves sooooo seriously.
It's going to sound like hindsight now, but I knew Oscar Pistorious was a wrong un' from the moment he had that hissy fit with the reporter.
Nicki Campbell - I find him repulsive.
jekkyl - Member@ Euro - Amanda Holden
That's the ****
I have a problem with anyone called Paul.
I think it stems from school, I knew three people called Paul and they were all cocks. Even now when I'm introduced to anyone called Paul I tend to freeze, maybe just a second or two, as I look into the darkness of their hollow eyes and see deceit and untrustworthiness dart to the back. Trying to hide behind their false smile.
Oh, and apologies to anyone called Paul
There were 4 Pauls in my class at school.
Roper, i've a similar issue with BMW owners. I've met loads and only one was not a wab to some degree.
No apologies to BMW owners - you bunch of wabs 😀
Lenny Henry
Dawn French
Ricky gervais
Russell brand
James corden
Robbie Williams
John terry
Ronaldo
Simon cowell
Amanda holden
Tony Blair
Piers Morgan
Anyone that likes any of the above 🙂
Thatll do for starters. Thats just my pt1 until ive thought of some more. Grrrrr
Oh, and Richard Bacon.
But I had assumed that was a given.
John Terry
Piers Morgan
One Direction
Anyone connected with Simon Cowell. Guilt by association.
Eric Pickles
Matthew Parrish
Danny Alexander
Alex Salmond
That'll do for starters. Oh, and 90% of the DJs and artists involved with Capital FM.
So what if you're called Paul and you drive a BMW?
Anyone who puts one record on after another, wears a hat indoors, nods their head to music that is other peoples music rejigged while trying to look busy, calling themselves a 'musician' and thinks that is worthy of adoration.
Anyone who thinks the above person is cool and worthy of the adoration.
Griff Rhys Jones...no idea why
Lesley Garrett...... my piss turned to steam just typing that 😯
Professional northerners. I.e. people who exhibit regional bias, jingoism and colloquialisms at every opportunity.
Nicki Minaj
Every mockney ever.
[s]Two[/s] [s]Three[/s] Some more I've just thought of:
Gwyneth Paltrow
Gaz Top
Madonna
Chris Martin
Howard from the old Halifax adverts. He comes across as so harmless and nice surely he's hiding something?
I have no idea why, I just hate his stupid face
Jeremy Clarkson, although that's not instinct.
Eric Pickles (actually, that's not either).
The pushy smug g1t on my train each morning who just irritates me. And queue-jumps.
Howard from the old Halifax adverts. He comes across as so harmless and nice surely he's hiding something?
Your instinct is very good, he was a cocky twerp according to a friend of a friend in a recording studio he used.
Professional northerners. I.e. people who exhibit regional bias, jingoism and colloquialisms at every opportunity.
Read the question again pet.
people that don't make jokes at their own expense.. there's something deeply wrong inside those people
Noel Edmonds-Odious little man
That diving git. Whatshisface.
Tom Daley. God i hate him.
I had to look up who Vernon Kay is. He does look quite annoying.
I forgot James Corden. How could I have done?
Mel Smith, you know from "Alias Smith & Jones "
Yeah, him.
+1 for Robbie Williams ! Will he ever look in the mirror and realise he's NOT the most lovely thing on the planet? !
Bill Oddie used to rub me up the wrong way too when he co-presented Springwatch/autumn watch.. . He always seemed to speak down to the lovely Kate Humble....
Kate Humble.
Good point. She annoys me very much.
Vernon Kay
Myleen Klass
Holly Willoughby
Self important., talentless imbeciles
Ooh look at me I'm on the telly
Grrr
johndoh - Member
Kate Humble.
Good point. She annoys me very much.
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Holly Willoughby
We have different instincts 🙂
Some gems so far 😆
Susanna Reid smug cow
[i]...Robbie Williams ! Will he ever look in the mirror and realise he's NOT the most lovely thing on the planet? ![/i]
In my mind- he finds it very hard to look in the mirror. He just [i]knows[/i] that everything he does is shit. And all the money doesn't buy him happiness.
Professional northerners. I.e. people who exhibit regional bias, jingoism and colloquialisms at every opportunity.
Read the question again pet.
Point taken, those are very good reasons and obviously abhorrent.
Nigel Slater
Nick grimshaw
Alex salmond
Cameron et al
Gwyneth Paltrow
Sir, you have insulted the lady I love 🙁
On the other hand, how come nobody mentioned Jamiroquai? Or Cat Deeley?
people that can't read the title of a thread and actually understand it, especially those who give reasons other than [b]for no good reason other than instinct...[/b]
Robbie Williams.
Every TV chef I know.
Cage. TBF he was born with his hair on backwards, which might cause my hatred.
That woman who wears that traditional looking West Indian clothing that's always on the breakfast news always looking fat and over PC.
John Inverdale.
Jeremy Vine
Jonty Roads
Jointy Paths
John T Rhodes....thats him.....him
In my mind- he finds it very hard to look in the mirror. He just knows that everything he does is shit. And all the money doesn't buy him happiness.
I think he does it for the love and attention more than the money. Find it quite hard to hate him myself.
Terry Christian. From the first moment I saw him on the tellybox, before he'd even opened his oversized cake hole.
People from Yorkshire. All of them. ****s.
Caroline Hawley, just heard her on the Today programme and her reporting style just winds me up. And ALL those horrible obsequious "royal correspondent" types - looking at you Mr Witchell
Ed Balls here. horrendous human being
People who feel the need to put a national flag sticker on the back of their car or even worse on the number plate.
Don't know why but it just really annoys me?
mikewsmith - Memberpeople that can't read the title of a thread and actually understand it, especially those who give reasons other than for no good reason other than instinct...
Every one of the ones I mentioned are people I would expect my dog to start barking at and then shy away whimpering from if we passed them in the street. I'd then expect to be followed home by ravens and hear Carmina Burana playing at a low but building intensity.
And you can add Miranda Hart to my list.
Vanessa Feltz
Carol Klein
Her on CountryFile with the legs.
Oh man....too many to count!
Richard Hammond - strangely, I have an irrational dislike of him, I can stand Clarkson, because he doesn't pretend to be anything other than a total asshat, and proud of it.
Claudia Winkleman
Michael Gove
Slash
The Arctic Monkeys, with their deliberate exaggeration of South Yorkshire accented singing - ugh
Roberto Mancini - the guy is just creepy
I could go on....and on....and on....but I won't!
Loads n loads but Ant n Dec irritate the shit out of me! And Danny Care, tit.
As a youngster, I had an instinctive mistrust and dislike of Gary Glitter and Jonathan King, even though both were very popular and publicly well-liked.
I did however like Jimmy Saville.
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Tony Blair
Cliff Richard
Prof Brian Cox
It's a bit more difficult when you really strip it all back to instinct. Anyone can list a load of people they don't like, but an instinctive, instant dislike is difficult to isolate. My list would include the following.
Bryn Terfel
Kirsty Allsop
Saurav Ganguly
Rhys Priestland
George Monbiot
Caroline Flint
These are people that I'd already taken a dislike to on first sight.
Instinctive dislikes have got to be
Dylan Hartley
James Haskell
Paul McCartney
Nicki #%&*ing Minaj
In fact, claire and ray don't look that dissimilar. Maybe it's the chubby red face and inane grin I don't like
Gorden Brown
****less git
Anybody mention that odious Richard Branson knob-head yet ?
Peter Mandelson.
The collective known as "Loose Women".
The collective known as "Loose Women".
In our house they're referred to as "Rough Women". It was MiL that used to watch the programme.
Lots of good reasons to dislike or hate many of the people listed so far.
My unreasoned hatred is currently aimed at Chris Froome.
Sue Barker - only because of her constant grin and ridiculous laugh at the corny comments of Dawson and Tufnell.
David Platt off Corrie (character or otherwise)
Michael McIntyre
Peter Andre
'Blonde' 'token female' bimbos on telly:
Fern Cotton
Tess Daily
Holly Willoughby
Helen Skelton
Those young foreign Siamese twins, Pants and Keck
Who can I report him to
The Police and/or DVLA, but bear in mind the DVLA makes a healthy wadge from selling personalised numbers plates (i.e. not personalised in the slightest) that can be misspaced/altered to make an illegal dumber plate for oiks.
Jonathon %£*&%£&£ Woss, you should at least be able to pronounce your own bloody name FFS.
He can off screen! Perfectly well! Which makes him even more of a tosser than he seems.
Chris Evans
Nicolas Sage
Russell brand
James Corden
Amanda Holden
Angelina Jolie
Kirsty Allsop
Richard Branson
Allan Sugar
Anyone that finds watching bilge like Eastenders/The only way is being an oik/I can’t get a proper job get me out of there/etc. in the slightest bit entertaining.
People that repeat borrox, which can be proved absolute borrox with one or two mouse clicks. I’d gladly make them dig the pit, line them up, and shoot em all (notice to Firearm Officers reviewing FAC application: if and when that act becomes legal with a legally held firearm of appropriate calibre using adequate era protection and using a suitable backstop).
Frank Skinner
Chris Evan
Ricky Chervais
Ed Milliband
And before it all kicked off I used to having a real thing about Jimmy Savile being a total oddball as did my sister





