[Closed] people in supermarkets with 18 kids! [vent]

Have you ever thought of going shopping when you aren't quite as stressed? 8)

Have you considered internet shopping? Or if you do have to go to store try Waitrose, there are rarely large families in there. If you insist on going to Asda then you will have to live with it I am afraid.

Yes you should read Alan Watt's book about Taoism. Frustration is the root of all our problems.

Shop online

Online is the future. Haven't been shopping for groceries since 2007

bring your own kids next time - that'll show 'em!

Go shopping dressed as Jimmy saville or maybe something more acceptable like wearing bondage gear with a gimp mask on - im sure people would move their kids out of your way . . .

0/10
over-exaggeration (I suspect there was probably 2 or 3 kids, not 18)
wrong forum
not enough capitals
entirely trivial matter to rant over
no owning of people with bombers/wee'ing in shoes
threat of murder with following note that you wouldn't follow it up
probably shopping in Asda which you should know is frequented by societies dregs

Go shopping dressed as Jimmy saville or maybe something more acceptable like wearing bondage gear with a gimp mask on - im sure people would move their kids out of your way .

where can i purchase such items?

over-exaggeration (I suspect there was probably 2 or 3 kids, not 18)

i was in accrington!

probably shopping in Asda which you should know is frequented by societies dregs

should have pulled a wholemeal loaf out of your basket that would have got them running

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Have you considered not going shopping ??

You are a man after all.

Or should your name be spelt Toni

is the OP aware it's half-term ?

As for the tracksuit I'm guessing asda?

for the bondage im sure there's plenty of online suppliers - but just a guess obviously

My stock repsonce to nearly running over someone's little darling with a trolley laden with goods is "Ah, never mind - next time." and smile.

The looks I get. 😀

And you get nice totty at Waitrose, in a range to suit all ages.

Next time you go, make sure to eat a large bowlful of lentils or whatever else food stuff gives you Windypops beforehand.

Then when you feel suitably aggrieved, leave them a silent but violent protest and wander off casually.

That'll teach them. 👿

Ha ha slowoldgit - you aren't called alan are you?

Had a very nicely written message from a guy called alan put under my windscreen wiper went I went into waitrose one day.

I was flattered but didnt think it wise to ring the number - waitrose or not

Just shop online and let Tesco or Sainso deliver to your abode. Costs a fiver but you save lots because you don't pick up all the 2 for 1 promotions, which end up getting wasted.

I'm with Tony on this one.

Have you ever thought of going shopping when you aren't quite as stressed?

He probably wasn't stressed until he got to the supermarket 😉

Dude, i feel like you need a hug.

I'm wondering how you get all your kids to the supermarket if you have 18.....

Online shopping - means people who are clever enough to operate a computer don't have to waste time going to the supermarket.

If you go shopping in the middle of the day, during half term, you're gonna come across kids.

Go first thing in the morning or after 8pm ?

Oddly, if I ever nip to the supermarket after 8pm for emergency bread/beer/chocolate etc its pretty busy. Thinking about it, busy with people without kids...

During the hols, I think some parents drop their kids off at 8am in the toy aisle and come back to collect them after work.

over-exaggeration (I suspect there was probably 2 or 3 kids, not 18)

i was in accrington!

That figures - your mums your dad, your dads your mum, etc.

Have you considered not going shopping ??

You are a man after all.

Or should your name be spelt Toni

I am single so have to do it. 🙁 thinks i need a new hoe, any offers?

thinks i need a new hoe, any offers?

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Dear Ms Wench

I feel that you are too young for me. Plus the Waitrose totty of my age has the fine surface sheen that denotes high maintenance: lovely to look at but a PITA to live with.

I live in a garrison town: I fear that getting over-friendly with a Mrs Rupert might lead to one being used as a punchbag by the regimental boxing team. Or worse, while the blokes are away at exercises, being passed around and worn out by a giggle of Samanthas.

I'm not an Alan. The Alans of my generation are all lager drinkers with chains round their necks who watch football in pubs.

Sorry to disappoint.
Regards
SOG

DaveyBoyWonder - Member
0/10
over-exaggeration (I suspect there was probably 2 or 3 kids, not 18)
wrong forum
not enough capitals
entirely trivial matter to rant over
no owning of people with bombers/wee'ing in shoes
threat of murder with following note that you wouldn't follow it up
probably shopping in Asda which you should know is frequented by societies dregs

I disagree with your scoring system.

Over exaggeration, wrong forum and it being a trivial matter are plus points for a rant in anyones scoring system; how then have you scored watsontony 0/10?

However, your other points are valid. I would also add that a rant shouldn't include footnotes or valediction...this shows too much planning and editing before posting.

A fairer scoring would be in the region of 3/10.

I am single so have to do it.

A man is at a supermarket checkout and the girl at the till scans

one fray bentos pie
on single serving on micro chips
a 1/2 of milk
a 1/2 tin of beans

AS he's paying the checkout girls asks "Would I be right in thinking you are single"

"Yes I am" says the man, "how can you tell"

"Because you're ugly and you stink"