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So how many pairs and bottles/cans did you get?
Not bad here, 6 pairs of pants, 3 pairs of socks (both always welcome) and tiny travel set/tin of Lynx....Could’ve been worse with the Lynx, here is my ex bro in laws haul
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All from his Mum 😳😂
Lynx! The most potent pulling liquid known to man.
100% of the time it works everytime!
Big fat zero.
I even asked for some socks (but they were bike ones) but it seems my mother is physically incapable of buying me anything related to a bike
No pants
No socks
No lynx
😥
No pants or socks, but tomorrow on the trails I’ll be modelling this number
8 pairs of socks, no pants and no Lynx. Did get some Next smelly stuff that’s actually quite pleasant though.
I got L’Oréal men expert invincible sport but tbh the camphor shower sounds good.
I got bog roll with Donald Trump’s face on it.
I think it’d be remiss of you if you didn’t use the loo roll and send it to him to show him how good it works
No pants or socks here, don’t get it tbh, I always like to choose my own pants.
0 Lynx
0 Socks
0 Pants
Its been a smelly drafty day all told 🕺🦵🦶👃💨
No pants
No socks
No lynx
0% success here.
No pants
1 pair of socks
No Lynx, but some Dove smellies instead
3 pairs of socks, no Lynix thankfully or Pants sadly.
I got 2 pairs of stripy biking socks and 3 pairs of socks with llamas on.
No pants or socks but I did get some Lynx. And a bottle of red & a bottle of Jack so not all bad
6 pairs of pants (though, TBH, I'd asked for them). 0 socks and smellies though.
No pants, socks or Lynx but I did get a big bottle of Nivea for Men Sensitive shower gel.
Still got the can of Lynx from 2years ago that's not been touched yet.
Socks check
Pants check
Lynx check
Tbf I did need some pants and the lynx will be used as air freshener in the en suite after a number 2 ( needs to be potent!)
No pants. receiving pants as a present (unless for a joke) would be weird
No socks. See above.
Definitely no lynx as everyone likely to buy me a present knows I'm not 14 yrs old.
Who is buying you lot this stuff?
Nope
Nope
Nope
Only LEGO in this household.
I got the Mack truck and Aston Martin. The mrs got Hogwarts.
Only a shirt with pizza on it. Not spilled, the pattern
And a shirt with science equations on it as I am an official scientist now
I got some showers pass waterproof socks but no pants or lynx, so only 33% success
Lynx Africa from the MiL seriously who wears this ****
it smells like a school changing room at 13..
The wife has informed her mum not to buy me lynx, but it still comes..
2 pants 2 socks ok
It took a few years to stop the socks but eventually they both know I don’t do 7 packs
2 pairs of Brasher hiking socks (requested).
0 pants.
1 pack of Addidas Lynx-alike (definitely not requested).
3 pairs of socks, pair of slippers but no pants or Lynx.
3 of the exact same Lynx Africa gift set from the mrs, her mum and her sisters kids.
I did however get a sawyer water filter, royal t shirt and santa cruz pint glasses, which I am chuffed about 🙂
Hospital Santa brought me some Lynx yesterday morning as every patient gets a present (at least on the heart ward). I got out yesterday but was too tired to do anything much so we're having our Christmas Day today. I'm expecting socks and probably pants too.
5 pairs of socks
Pants ..depends what you mean ..no undercrackers..but some nice Jeans
Lynx ..struck out there ..but a nice Clarins Men Fluide Apres-Rasage..
Socks, but the issue is i have quite large ankles so a lot of them are too tight for me.
Smelly stuff - lacoste - not a smell i go for really, but a nice little bottle.
no pants.
2 pants
0 lynx
22 pairs of socks. Yep, 22.
I don’t know why people turn their noses up at Lynx, it smells ok. I’m not spending all the money needed to use fancy perfumes every day.
I love getting sprays and fancy shower gel for Christmas, they tend to last ages through the year and I always think back to who bought me them when I get a new one out. Plus it means I don’t have to buy them!
At least all this stuff is useful, so many presents aren’t. I got a new dressing gown and slippers for Xmas which I had asked for and are fab. It’s not all about how much money you spend.
22 pairs of socks. Yep, 22.
That is quite a lot.
0 socks.
1 pair Hiut jeans, I'm happy.
No socks.
No pants.
No Lynx.
Anyone buying me any of those things for Christmas might well will result in them being cut out of my life.
2 Pairs of pants
1 Bottle of Lynx shower gel which I don't mind anyway.
No Socks
Loads of generic shower gels
I'm not into Xmas but the MIL still bought a Xmas top which the wife thought was funny until she ended up with the full on tacky light up jumper, proper nasty.
I thought it was just teenage boys who used Lynx, and I thought they would have probably gone off it in about 2001. Horrible smelling stuff, really rotten.
I got a set of six individual but complimentary socks on the basis that if they aren't in pairs I cannot lose one of a pair.
Also four pairs of nice biking socks which was much needed since the socks I wear for biking are about 12 years old.
Lynx is useful if you pop to the pub at lunchtime and don't want the office to know when you get back. However, it also suggests you are a cheap bloke.
On pair of Otter waterproof socks and a Nivea gift set. Both that I use and asked for so win-win. Never get given pants.
Lynx would (and has been) used for it's only decent use if I'm given it: impromptu flame thrower 😎
Only 3 pairs of socsk. 1 set of Linx, a Nivea men and a Ted Baker smellies. The only smellies, with fully recyclable container was Linx - no platsic anywhere, and the cans were in paper bag in the box. The others had loads of plastic in the box.
No pants, no socks and no Lynx. I did get a 6/4 winter wetsuit which kept my nether region warm in the sea yesterday. Pants and socks would not have.
I actually don’t mind lynx/lynx Africa.
TBH I wouldn’t have minded it instead of the ‘jizz’ game I got yesterday 🙁 way more usefull.
Four pairs of bike socks
Some underwear from Victoria's Secret
No Lynx but could have done with some after the dog rolled in fox poo on this morning's ride
Pants = 0
Socks = 0
Lynx = 0
Books = 3
Bourbon = 1
Beer = 5
Buff = 1
3 pairs of socks
3 pants
1 box of lynx (3 in the set)
The winner this year was the Scottish Bothy Bible book, already planning a few trips for next year
Some underwear from Victoria’s Secret
As the saying goes - “this thread is useless without ...”
Socks - check
Pants - check
Lynx - thankfully not, although I did get some fancy skincare stuff after a pre Christmas spa treat.
My brothers have an understanding now to get each other wine / ale or something tasty rather than random tat each year.
J
Some underwear from Victoria’s Secret
As the saying goes – “this thread is useless without …”
Er you really wanna see this mob of reprobates modelling their Christmas pants an socks 🙂
1 pair of socks. Barbour with dogs. No pants but I had just stocked up. No smelly stuff as we are still on the Jo Mallne orange shower gel from last year (fabulous btw). Used sparing as a finish with cheaper Sanex for the main scrub!
No socks.
No pants.
No Lynx.
Did get an iPhone XS though. Which was nice.
No socks, no pants and no Lynx.
But I did get a litre of Baileys and some Jo Malone cologne.