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Well it was wellies, and they were Mrs wrightysons 😨 ! Nipped out in the garden with the dog and the urge of a previous beer overcame me so I let loose in the dark, thought it sounded funny as the splash hit the deck, and it was because she's only gone and left her wellies lay down out on the patio. Do I fess up?
*Applause*
Quick swill with the hose and tell her she left them thetwrong way up
Ask her to piss in yours, just to even things out?
Swill with the hose?
Again?
Ask her to piss in yours, just to even things out?
It is Valentine's Day after all. No need to wait till your birthday. 😉
Can you do this thread again once we have our like button please
Do you have any Bombers? Hide them if so, just to be on the safe side.
Surely you blame the dog?
Bitch?
She's on dog walk duty tomorrow morning so I'm gonna wait for the inevitable phone call about wet wellies. Hopefully the rain in the night will be my cover and also remove the slight taint of eau de Stella 😶
There is probably a website for that type of behaviour 💩🤮👨🔬
I pissed in my own wardrobe once. We'd changed the furniture round in the bedroom, decided to swap sides in bed, then got pissed.
Recipe for disaster.
Well done though OP!
I used to always puss outside, it just feels sooooooo right!
wind in my hair, at one with nature.
that is until my spotlight goes off which spoils the moment.
You know what you have to do next..
Be a decent chap and at least empty them out first. Unlike crocs wellies are not self draining....
Used to be an accepted method for softening combat boots. Just tell her you were trying to make her wellies more comfortable, but only if caught, say nowt up to that point.
Don’t even bother washing them. Urine is a well known remedy for Athlete’s Foot.