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I strongly suspect that if it was an “emotional support”* Rottweiler rather than a hammy hamster the results would have been significantly different

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/feb/08/spirit-airlines-emotional-support-hamster-flush-toilet-florida?CMP=fb_ gu

* wtaf is a emotional support hamster anyway


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 3:03 pm
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<span style="color: #444444; font-size: 12px; background-color: #eeeeee;">I strongly suspect that if it was an “emotional support”* Rottweiler</span>

It wouldn't have fitted down the khazi, obviously.

<span style="color: #444444; font-size: 12px; background-color: #eeeeee;">* wtaf is a emotional support hamster anyway</span>

YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND! ;(


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 3:07 pm
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Could be worse.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42880690


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 3:11 pm
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* wtaf is a emotional support hamster anyway

In case you have any gnawing doubts about flying.


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 3:13 pm
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I feel like if it's your actual emotional support hamster, rather than just your hamster, you wouldn't be so quick to flush it down the bog


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 4:21 pm
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It is only a matter of time before someone attempts to board a plane with their emotional support block of semtex and a selection of 'fidget detonators'.


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 4:32 pm
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If the story is genuine the she needs her head stuffed down the toilet with my foot on the back of head and flushed repeatedly


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 4:32 pm
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@somafunk - I'll help you when you get tired.

WTAF is wrong with some people?


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 4:46 pm
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Aldecosea skipped her flight and tried to rent a car instead, but said she was too young to rent one. So she did what she felt was the most humane choice.

Most humane choice, right okay. So she got a taxi to a pet shop and left it for somebody else to look after? No

She asked around at the airport exit to see if anyone on their way home would take it as a pet? Nope, wrong again.

She set it free in the airport, hoping somebody would find it and look after it? Nah.

No, she ****ing stuck it down the bog and drowned it! What a self-centred dick hole she is.


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 5:28 pm
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Turns out she is considering filing a lawsuit over the conflicting advice the airline gave her which lead to emotional anguish over flushing her support animal,  l’d like to change my post above to include the fact that I’d like to save up my daily shits for a week and fill the toilet bowl before standing on her head and repeatedly hitting flush.

And she she didn’t skip her flight, the airline offered her a later flight (9hrs later) so she could arrange someone to look after it......jeez my piss is boiled 🤬


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 5:48 pm
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It sounds like they simply weren't emotionally capable of being in charge of an animal. Sounds like she needs medical or psychological help,  not a 'comfort hamster'.

If anyone's responsible it's her family /carers for not realising there might be an issue taking animals into the cabin.

But,...  mercia.


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 10:09 pm
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They are all bellends/***t*/look at me attention seekers. Mainly ***t*


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 10:24 pm
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How do you go about being allocated a support animal? Asking for a friend,


 
Posted : 10/02/2018 4:44 am
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When things get really FUd, it's always useful to look back at the chain of decisions that led you to your predicament and ask yourself at what point you could have made taken an alternative path. So, at point did this thing start to go down the shitter?


 
Posted : 10/02/2018 5:21 am
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How do you go about being allocated a support animal? Asking for a friend

Being a bit mental seems to be one way, another is to be a filthy rich middle-easterner:

Falcon transport on economy class


 
Posted : 10/02/2018 5:30 am
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I’m kind of upset that she didn’t shoot it with a really inappropriate gun for hamster hunting. ‘Tis the American way after all


 
Posted : 10/02/2018 8:23 am
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A friend of mine discovered mid-flight, that a bullfrog had got into in her hand luggage. He’d not been detected by the security scan.


 
Posted : 10/02/2018 8:33 am