Likes individualities, characters and desires
Likes running in the rain, dancing madly, chips ( no vinegar)
Likes casual lesbianism, Rachel and Cinnamon Girl
Ohhh look, ohhh the Girls have got involved 😆
Ohhh look, ohhh the Girls have got involved
You see? That's NLP that... 😉
*is still confused*
I don't do casual sex...*
* this may change if current "success" rate continues 😳
I have lots of Converse trainers - is that casual sex??
I like to dress up for it, is that too formal ?
Sex? What's that?
😉
emsz - Member
I don't do casual sex...*
Excellent. Everyone looks better in formal dress.
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I have lots of Converse trainers - is that casual sex??
I prefer low tops on a woman... 😀
Ok, can we stop talking about sex now, thanks
For women, finding themselves single after a long term relationship puts them firmly out of their comfort zone. I guess they just want to get back to that circumstance as soon as they can.
I don't think the first half is so wide of the mark - and applies to men too. Second part I'm not so sure about.
Ok, can we stop talking about sex now, thanks
Really? It's the closest most of us get to it...
Really? It's the closest most of us get to it...
Quite right. I've got a girlfriend, but she always stinks of sheep....
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I don't think the first half is so wide of the mark - and applies to men too. Second part I'm not so sure about.
Taken out of context, it does look like a wild generalisation Nick, but the sentence was specifically in reference to those women that are very keen to get overly familiar overly quickly. So yes, quite right in that the 2nd half of the quote isn't the case for every woman in the world!!
Right, off out to ride my bike, then home for some fine wines, Belgian chocolates, and some good ol' fashioned lady lovin'
I think the best approach to take, is not to have some prepared strategy based on ill-concieved prejudice of females as so dramatically 'other'
Pffft - where's the fun in that? Anyway thats the premises on which most of this threads is predicated so fat chance.
It does amuse me that it always seems to be the ones who spend so much time on dating sites that claim to be the "experts" on women.
Let's hope they are because us married type are utterly clueless, not that we have to bother any more, I for one have really let myself go since getting married. Kids play havoc with your bodies dontcha know (mostly from stealing all their Haribo and cake from the party bags they bring into dad taxi)
Dont go on POF. Full of ho's instagramed to **** and blokes chancing for casual sex
It does amuse me that it always seems to be the ones who spend so much time on dating sites that claim to be the "experts" on women.
A collegue of mine once said that it was self evident that single men know more about women than married ones, otherwise they'd be married too.
Best thing I ever did was to delete the online dating profile I had.
Best thing I ever did was to delete the online dating profile I had.
Eh? Was it like deleting an eBay listing before the end - you get inundated with 'did you 'sell', if not I'd be interested so inbox me [sic]' messages?
Eh? Was it like deleting an eBay listing before the end - you get inundated with 'did you 'sell', if not I'd be interested so inbox me [sic]' messages?
Not exactly, no. I said it was the best thing I ever did, I didn't say I ever got together with anyone.
Watch out Shibboleth, they are on to you:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/23/11-signs-dating-a-sociopath_n_3780417.html
Great thread. Especially as I've been considering doing the online dating thing. As a happily single urban chap, I thought it would be jolly good fun to date a different woman (who I don't know)once a week. A night out at a decent bar/restaurant with an interesting, and preferably hot lady.
What could possibly go wrong? Am I being naive?
As a happily single urban chap
Are you trying to be a smart arse? - as opposed to us sad married out of town types?
Outside fella 😈
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Lol. I should add that I'm pretty sure I DON'T want a relationship at the moment, and I sure as ship don't want kids, like, for decades yet. Is it best to be upfront about such things.
Am I being naive?
if your doing it in Thailand theres no "Am I" discussion to be had
just look on it more like a safari for people who cant afford to go to africa to see hippos and elephants and stuff
Di i mention i knew a very very clever man quite high up in a motorsport organization who actually had a spreadsheet costing a relationship lifecycle over 25 years compared to high class call girls
I bet you cant guess which was cheaper and had far less issues
Hahaha. Quite.
Dez, apologies for earlier - I really thought it was an entertaining wind-up 😳
Good luck!
Di i mention i knew a very very clever man quite high up in a motorsport organization who actually had a spreadsheet costing a relationship lifecycle over 25 years compared to high class call girls
yeh.... but could he fit a spare wheel in under 1 minute like Bo and Luke Duke ....?
Di i mention i knew a very very clever man quite high up in a motorsport organization who actually had a spreadsheet costing a relationship lifecycle over 25 years compared to high class call girls
LOL once sat in on a room full of milionaires discussing life dating, women etc..
One drew the conclusion and I quote.
"If it Flys, ****s or Floats rent it. It's cheaper in the long run"! 😀
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All good for me! 😀
Will there be another round of messaging this evening?
A collegue of mine once said that it was self evident that single men know more about women than married ones, otherwise they'd be married too.
However, do you know the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About forty five minutes 😉
deadlydarcy - Member
Will there be another round of massaging this evening?
I do hope so....I've got the camera lined up.
DD - no, didn't time this well, got my son here tonight & Thurs and out rugby training on Weds... so maybe Friday, if she enjoys the mind games.. 🙂
HA. 😀
Likes rugby, fleecy blankets and Kinder Surprise.
* likes peanuts, scratching and fleas..
I Like curling my hand round a good pint up in the pub, long walks to the local paper shop and a sound beating at the hands of my local Dominatrix.
Would I do well on POF?
yeh.... but could he fit a spare wheel in under 1 minute like Bo and Luke Duke ....?
take around 3 seconds on average
Actually had another mate who like a ball of string up his arse ....the amount of women who were curious was more than i would have ever imagined
Likes Brick Built Fanjo's, Broken Rabbits and Penis Dunking...
Thanks for the link Hels... You might feel that I'm a sociopath, but other people's feelings mean nothing to me 😉
Glad this thread got back to the lighthearted banter that I'm sure Dez intended rather than falling into the self righteous abyss some seem to prefer. It shouldn't need reiterating, but the majority of my posts have been *slightly* tongue in cheek. Yes, I've done a lot of Internet dating, but I've never been on a first date where a little part of me hasn't hoped it'll be for the last time.
And I'm cautiously optimistic about the latest: she gets me, I get her, we click... Maybe she's a sociopath too!
Ps: of course single men know more about women than married men! How can someone who's only intimate with one woman know as much as someone who's intimate with a different woman every week?? 😉
Like going out, cozy nights in and breathing
Likes dancing like nobodies watching, farting like nobody has a sense of smell, and if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve to get in my underwear 😉
And no topless selfies please.
Likes meat pies, brown beer and Dutch ovens.
Likes rigid forks, rubber queens and mule bars.
